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neets confirmed BTFO because of their shit lifestyle
QUINTS DONT LIE
WAGEC.UCKS WIN THIS ROUND
>>24400000
Dose digits tho
>>24400000
>le comment des originale cvckholdry
Weekend's almost over, slaves.
The fuck... Are you ok?
the weekend didn't even start yet, neet fag.
u-unless, that's what you, m-meant...
wtf? nigga are you from the future?
its amazing how effective this is to prevent mass shootings...
>had my manifesto all ready to go
>tossed it in the trash the next day
Bareback cum inside PTP PIV?
>>24399934
What? Que
>>24399950
yes of course
no condor too
my mom just saw my touhou wallpaper...
>knocks at door
>"you there anon?"
>comes in
>sees wallpaper
>"are those cats, anon?"
>"are they having tea?"
pic related
>JESUS CHIRST MOMMMMMMMMM
>>24399911
what are you trying to say about me? I don't have autism, I just live with my mother and like touhou.
Your mom was probably just trying to avoid the topic of your bad monitor resolution, because the image is fine
this is now desktop rate autism thread
>finally get a qt gf
>my birthday comes
>she finds out i don't really celebrate it much and that only my family remembers it and wishes me
>she dumps me
lol. i can't even get angry/sad at this point.
She probably used it to break up with you bro
You failed her status requirement.
Women don't wanna date someone without status, unfortunately for those who couldn't care less about it.
>>24399853
i do not think that this is the case. we were just fine all the time up until 1 week ago (my birthday). after the incident, she was acting weird and shit, as if she was creeped by me. lel.
>>24399856
i know man. but it's not fair. i would never do the same to her. nor would i act as if it was something horific or a red flag.
what is the largest and most dangerous animal i can realistically own as a neet?
willing to devote all my time but a tiger or lion is too expensive and needs a special diet, is a dog the only other option?
is this to scare people or to have sex with?
Kidnap a newborn bear cub and raise it as your son.
If you condition it right, it will adapt to a human lifestyle flawlessly.
>>24399862
to scare myself, sounds corny but i feel like if i could make best friends with a literal predator then it may help my depression.
Get on omegle bitches, we need you
Tags: omelger9k, r9komegle, r9k, r9
>>24399801
>that Umaru slut
cringe
>>24399801
no ones here :(
>>24399801
Third for raccoon hat man/Jacob
- t. smug man chad
Lmaoing at hairlets to be frank. How could anyone love a person unable to choke someone else with their protein sprouts?
>>24399742
He's a hairlet tbqbbqh.
>>24399742
Just a reminder that youre not as muscular/good looking as that guy so you most likely like that creepy kid who listens to metal
ITT: lankhairs claim to resemble OP's picture when they actually resemble pic related purely because of the fact that they're too autistic/lazy to groom themselves
I'm 22, am I hitting puberty again? Voice seems a bit deeper, slightly increased amount of facial hair I think and for the past 2 nights (and once this afternoon) I've jizzed the bed.
The fuck is going on?
don't you masturbate? Doing it once every few days should make that kind of thing impossible.
But yeah, it isn't unusual for some people to hit a "second puberty" in their late teens or early 20's.
Now you're a male, a male male male.
Ha, man I know the feel.
My voice keeps breaking these days and I'm 21. I can't remember it breaking when I was younger though. Also I shave a lot more than I used to.
When I was 17-20 I used to shave at most once a week now I need to every two days or so.
Puberty is supposed to last until your late twenties though.
>tfw fantasizing about growing taller after 18
>go to morphthing.com
>create your ideal waifu
>>24399513
muh wi-foo
i won the game
I lost the match.
So i told my therapist about this place.
I have pretty good contacts with him. He never tried to impose medication or anything like that, and i always found him pretty involved in my situation.
He told me that the big problem with this place is not the content itself or the subjects being brought up, but the lack of any kind of depth to them. He said that everything is too volatile, people don't seem to want to "really" discuss their problems.The fast food of emotions, just post and go.
Therefore he said i should avoid this board because it only brings the same things on the table while never trying to really discuss about them, not necessarily finding solutions.
And you know what ? Now that i'm browsing the catalog i have no choices but to agree with him. Fuck this board. Maybe i should take a look at wizchan.
Bye then, faggotSee you in two weeks
See you tomorow, mate
yeah nobody here really cares
ITT: we give advice to malebots on how to score a date
My advice: don't use internet dating sites.
You're competing with too many guys who just message every girl they see. There are hundreds of guys who try to message us on those sites, and it's IMPOSSIBLE for us to tell who is genuine and has a good personality. You'll just be lost in the crowd.
If you want to find a girlfriend, you should try your friend group. And if your friend group doesn't have girls you like, you should try expanding it and meeting friends of friends. If you meet us like that, we're willing to try you out because we know that you're a REAL person, and your friend can vouch for you.
>tfw friend group doesn't have girls
Why would people who hang out with us know any girls? And what if you don't have any friends.
You forgot the part where you say "Just be yourself"
>>24399359
>you should try your friend group
I don't have friends, and have been unable to make any friends since leaving high school.
DUF EM
DUF EM
DUF EM
OHHHHH OHHHH OHHHH
OHHHH OHHHHH OHHHHH
>>24399293
Why force such a pointless meme?
>>24399293
Fuck off you piece of shit normie fuck, saged you dipshit. Kill yourself too.
I guess it's been a long time overdue so dump whatever you have in your heart(or your folder) against these crazy beings and expose these whores for who they truly are
reddit is a goldmine for shit like this
every post requires text
loquaciousness
What boards are you currently banned from and why?
Not currently banned but have been banned from
>fit for posting >tfw no gf
>r9k for posting cheese pizza even though I didn't
>int for being racist
>>24399470
>>fit for posting >tfw no gf
How's that even possible the whole board is just >tfw no gf.
>>24399470
Hey I got banned from here for posting CP too when i didnt, freaked me out desu
