HELP I CUT MY BALL WHILE CUTTING MY PUBES
WHAT DO I DO
Cut the rest off, for the sake of humanity.
>>24403434
cut the other one to make it match
>>24403434
just cut them off completely and become an eunuch
How's the Friday night treating you? Or what have you got planned?
>had a greasy kebab and currently regretting it
>reading some manga
>listening to some chill mix on youtube
>got a pack of brioche and some energy drinks lying around, as well as some whiskey for later
>probably going to watch a movie and need to finish off watching JoJo
>>24403417
Getting a bit antsy. I'm sick of having no one to hang out with.
>revamping an article to use as a writing sample
>praying fwb texts me because i haven't fapped in a week and i can't take it anymore
>not getting any texts all night, then taking a 25 minute break from writing that somehow transmutes into a 6 hour session of watching dragonball z NO FILLER fight clips on youtube and resisting the urge to masturbate angrily
>>24403417
Hang out on a rop you nigger
Who /caughtfapping/ here?
>not locking the door
>>24403401
what were you looking at anonymous?
>>24403471
Shemale :(
What's the comfiest TV show?
Malcolm in the Middle
twin peaks by far for me
For me?
Probably I, Claudius.
Well guys, I did it. I proved that I'm fucked up beyond repair.
>Be me, 21 year old guy
>Relatively charismatic, but somewhat weird, awkward person
>Can only get turned on by clothed women pissing themselves
>Don't even get a chubby from vaginas, tits, dicks, asses or anything but women pissing themselves
>Sex is just a form of masturbation for me while I fantasize about girls soaking their pantsComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>Eventually, time ran out. I paid up and walked out the door.
In retrospect, I'm pretty sure I scared the shit out of that girl. I was literally just some foreign dude violently shaking his soft cock on her bed, ordering her to lick my chest while laughing the entire time. She probably thought I was pretty psychotic.
But what worries me the most is that there seems to be no fix for what I am. What the fuck can I do to have a normal sexuality? Fuck, I'd take being gay over this. At least then I can get turned on by something halfway normal.
You got two choices from here:
1) Pay a girl to piss on you next time
2) Stop masturbating and watching anything you find sexually arousing for a month. You'll be so horny by the end of it you'll get turned on by 'regular' stuff again
>>24403299
why didn't you make her pee dude
What would you do in a post apocalyptic environment?
>>24403069
Build a generator, hook it up to a radio beacon and recruit some settlers of course.
>>24403069
rape ur mom
>>24403069
Go look for my oneitis. Hopefully her bf is dead, if not find him and make it so. Go innawoods with oneitis.
Which female celebrity do you think let her men cum on her face the most? I mean, real celebrities, not porn-stars or reality shows participants... what do you think?
Actually I just wake up horny as fuck because I dreamt about having porn sex with Caity Lotz (actress) and I just want to jack off to her.
Because I'm a pathetic fatty loser, you know.
Gee, I wonder
>>24402971
But she looks like a boy
>>24402916
I forgot her name but she was pretty qt in the machine. even with her asschin
>walk around at uni on a normal day
>nobody notices me, maybe twice a semester a girl will smile at me
>bunch of high schoolers at my uni this weekend for some championship music recital
>all the qt3.14 underage high school girls mirin'
WHY WHY WHY WHY
Do it OP. Depends if they're junior or Senior. If they're sophmores or freshman cut the rope.
Because they're incorrectly assuming you have higher social status simply because you're an older college man.
If they talked with you briefly, or any of them knew you at all, their interest in you ceases.
you havent figured out girls yet. theyre not doing it cuz they want you. theyre just trying to get attention. if they are around other girls they are doing it to compete with each other. the one who gets the desired attention wins. youll also notice that a girl walking with a dude wil try to grab your attention as you walk past them. this will also happen if your walking with another girl and you pass a girl walking by herself. girls will try to get your attention, but in the end they dont want you. your a means to fulfil their selfish attention seeking fulfilment game. if youre...
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What is it like?
>>24402764
pretty goddamn shitty
>>24402764
Have a little brother. It's kinda like having a friend that lives with you.
Instead I was cursed with four older sisters
>tfw I genuinely enjoy the kekold lifestyle
>been into it since years and years ago and haven't looked back
>now a bunch of assholes have come along and ruined my fetish by spamming C U C K everywhere
>>24402690
C U C K
U
C
Krobot filler robot filler
>>24402719
this is what I mean
why pick kekolding as the fetish to spam? why not feet or farts or whatever?
You are a liar
Why the fuck is this allowed? There is nothing special about twerking in comparison to the dance routine freestylists do on the daily.
This isn't even anywhere near talented or professional. How is shaking your ass, something that does not take any skill and correlates to how much endurance and balance you have gain so much attention?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmSgv9A_ZqM
I remember when people were amazing at poppers who'd synchronize with clocks, now all you see is this garbage.
>>24402655
Because when it's done well it takes skill and correlates to how much endurance and balance you have. Also ass.
>>24402655
Twerking is a symptom of the africanization of western culture.
Because our culture is becoming base and slow, all women care about is attention, the easiest of which is sexual, and men just want sex. That's why this is popular, OP. You're welcome.
is this a man or a woman. I can't tell and don't want to go out with a dude
>>24402652
thai?
>>24402682
i think so senpai
i never asked
>>24402737
do you have pics of his/her's full body?
Her smile is so perfect, did a 3DPD ever smiled at you?I'm gonna stream anything on twitch tonight, follow /misakicrazyfan to receive the alert, no scheduled hour today, I'm tired f.am ;_;
>>24402628
>tfw shamefully fapping to misaki
What if she was supposed to come to my house one day but couldn't find it? What if I missed out on Misaki?
>>24403144
w-w-what? ;_;
>>24403225
>missed out on Misaki?
that won't happen anon, don't think about it ;_;
Post gondola
beeb
>>24402607
gondola
>>24402607
Why not just call him spurdolegs? :DDD
> at my first party
> some girl decides to start a game of spin the bottle
> person it lands on must kiss the spinner
> they go through one whole round before I join
> the dude before me is a total creep but none of them pull out of the game
> gets to my turn to spin
> I pick up the bottle and the two that started the fucking game stand up and say I'm...
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>>24402542
>spin the bottle
underage b& and v&
>spin the bottle
fuck getting mono. Just focus on one girl and you might actually get laid
>>24402802
>Spin the bottle
In 2015?