>tfw I genuinely enjoy the kekold lifestyle
>been into it since years and years ago and haven't looked back
>now a bunch of assholes have come along and ruined my fetish by spamming C U C K everywhere
>>24402690
C U C K
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Krobot filler robot filler
>>24402719
this is what I mean
why pick kekolding as the fetish to spam? why not feet or farts or whatever?
You are a liar
>>24402690
Those fucking right wingers...
C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K C U C K
>>24402690
i want reddit to leavebloxoxox
kek top kek
Hey I lost my virginity to Aletta Ocean. She's an adult escort. Costs more than the average one but it was worth it for me.
>>24403943
Bitch has no ass and can't speak english f a m what a waste of money
KEK
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KCUC
>>24402690
Is she taking a shit with a big pile underneath her?
>>24404017
>no ass
I dunno man, some of her scenes she looks upwards of 8/10, mostly because of her ass
>>24403943
How much did it cost? Tell us the story
>>24402795
Because your fetish is pathetic
>>24404692
not him but
>your fetish, of which everyone has at least one, often more, that you enjoy privately with no impact on my life whatsoever, with happy, consensual, loving, sober adults I deem pathetic
come on man, I'm sure you have fetishes that others might consider to be 'pathetic' but you just think are your fetishes and they're fine, why knock someone for enjoying something? Consider this: if you and him shared exactly the same sexual habits, only he enjoys kekolding and you don't, he objectively gets greater net benefit from sexual activities. The only reason you could have to be mad is jealousy.
>>24404615
600 pounds / 900 dollars
>browsing escort site
>see her listed
>put it off for a while
>go on punting forums to see what the format is
>finally get drunk and book an hour with her
>turn up and walk up and down the street for a while
>go in
>talk to her about her life for like 40 minutes
>she has broken english so I didn't understand shit
>felt too beta and attached at that point to try and have sex
>finally ask her if we can have sex now
>literally only give minutes left
>she just gives me a blowjob and lets me touch her breasts and vagina
>can't get hard and I'm checking the my phone every ten seconds like some sort of countdown to see how long I have left
>she says "aww sorry, time's up!" and implies I should leave
Still counts as sex though.
>>24404859
jesus fucking christ I hope this isn't real
>>24402795
Because foot fetish is creepy at worst and spamming fart/scat is childish, however almost everyone here is insecure about getting cheated on.
>>24404941
kekoldry isn't cheating though, if both parties want to do it and accept what it entails it's not cheating, it's simply having sex with someone outside of your relationship
cheating implies one of the people in that relationship either doesn't know or doesn't approve
I'm still virginal but keking sounds pretty cool to me. It's the thinking man's fetish.
>>24404859
No it doesn't count you dumb cunt.
>spending 600 pounds to have sex and dont even have sex
>still a virgin and 600 pounds poorer
kek
>>24404968
I wasn't clear, the thought of your gf fucking some other dude triggers emotional response in most people, even if you hypothetically consent.
>>24405077
Hi moot
>black bull
>aesthetic
keep trying, even whites are better at keking than blacks.
>>24405077
>you will never meet a hot, slightly older woman who wants to be your gf and keep you as her 'cute little pet'
>she will never promise to take your virginity, but then tie you down and force you to watch her fuck a hung black guy in front of you, screaming her lungs out about how good she feels
>she will never sit on your face afterwards and make you suck his cum out of her ass
>she will never then lock your small dick away in a chastity cage and tell you that you'll be a virgin forever
>you will never serve as her chaste slave kek
>she will never decide that you're useless as a man and must become a girl to better please her and her lover
>you will never be slowly fed anti-androgens and oestrogens to feminise you
>all while your continually shrinking cock is locked away, the last orgasm you experienced only a distant memory of years ago
>she will never force you to get breast implants, silicone lips and feminisation surgery to become a true sissy
>you will never finally lose your virginity, your gf by your side, petting your head and whispering softly to you as your boipussy is spread open by a huge black cock
>you will never dribble small strings of clear cum out of your cage from your now minuscule cock as your butt is reamed open and you ask your gf if you've been a good girl
>she will never whisper back to you "yes sweetie, I'm so proud of you, now we can both serve this wonderful cock together, I love you sissy"
>you will never hear her say those words and then be reminded of how you've never stuck your now limp and useless cock in anything, the thought of which brings you to another delicious sissygasm
jdimsa
>like the kek lifestyle
>can't bring it up with gf because it's so beta and she'd never think of me the same way
>>24403208
I CAN'T SEE THE HATERS
>>24405292
>not keeping kek fetish in your fantasy
>implying kek fetish would survive in real life.
>>24405280
Why is it's always blacks with these kind of fantasies? Is it an american thing?
>>24405326
Yes, italian and spanish folk have many amateur stylish keking porn. The story is always kinda silly and most of the time only natives are casted in these videos.
I wish the scat fetish got more popular like the c.uck fetish did
>>24405326
>few blacks where I live
>black kek porn seems inaccurate
>>24405420
Looks like somebody is holding a huge cigar with his mouth. I dunno, this fetish is too unpractical.
>>24405420
but... it's poop
>>24405530
Anon, you have to understand that there is no logical reason for anyone to have any kind of fetish. It is just the result of crossed wires in the brain.
>>24405420
I don't see much difference between scat and BBC anal fetish tbhfam.
>>24405568
>>24405420
This would be hot immediately after or before sex.
>>24405741
I'll take after
Makes sense
Shows that you did a goodjob whjen she can't control her bowls
