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How often do you masturbate? I do it two or three times a day.
4-6 times every week
>>26810871
You should try nofap anon
>>26810871
Once a week, maybe once or twice a month.
>Job applications asks "What is your proudest achievement to date?"
>>26810514
I was one vidmaster away from getting recon in Halo 3 until my buddy fucked it all up for us because his internet dropped while we were doing the endure vidmaster and we never got back to it ever again.
>>26810514
I masturbated 5 times in one day and had big cums each time.
>>26810514
Second year university. I was in a tutorial class with 10 or so other people. I farted. It was absolutely rancid. We had to evacuate the room and the tutorial was canceled. For the rest of the year I was known as The Man With the Poisonous Ass.
Why do girls like horses so much?
Is it because they have massive cocks?
>>26810388
You know it is.
They are majestic creatures
Why do guys like cars so much?
Is it because they have exhaust pipes?
Would you rather master a living entity that's 10 times your size and volatile by nature, or a slab of metal that man made to be its bitch?
Looks like r9k was wrong. It turns out guys are the shallow ones with arbitrary standards and not women.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2alnVIj1Jf8
>>26809743
because she doesn't look human and she lied to the guys
They look like completely different people, that's dumb.
Here's a fat guy version.
The women were infinitely nicer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUy3_kBme4M
I think this girl is the best example of an average white girl.
Thoughts /r9k/? Is she average? Or is she above average?
cute face, if she's not chubby, she's above average.
If she had a chubby body she's definitely be "just average"
sweety
>>26809474
Seems average enough
>problem glasses
>slight acne
>blurred camera to hide imperfections
>tfw failed NOFAP after 6 days
who else failed?
is that a sheet why did you cum on a sheet you stupid faggot fuck you
i failed to the point where i can't go more than one day
even 3 days seem impossible nowadays.
just failed after 9 days
What do you do if you see your ex girlfriend in public?
Is it acceptable just to completely ignore her like she doesn't exist?
Depends on how the break up went
>>26808283
>ex girlfriend
GET OUT
GET OOOOOOOOOOOOUT
Who's deciding what's acceptable or not?
if you don't want to talk then why should you? Fuck social obligation.
If you're an American, how is it that you still hate football? Why haven't you realized that following football satisfies many of the typical robot's needs?
>statistics
Most of us are autistic, this one should be self-explanatory.
>regularly scheduled games
For the NEET or robot, there often isn't much to look forward to in any given week. Instead of just transiently floating from week to week, waiting to die, you can instead look forward to your team's next game.
>allows you to tie your emotional state to your team's performance
Similarly to above, NEETs and robots don't have a lot to feel happy about. Why not just allow yourself to be completely emotionally dependent on whether or not your team wins next week? I've found this really helps with tfw no gf
>Gives you a sense of belonging amongst your team's fanbase
Sure, there are a LOT of Chads who watch football and will be apart of the same fanbase as you, but the thing is, the Chad fans are largely separate from the autist fans like the ones you'll find on /sp/. Shitposting on /sp/ with other fans of your team during a game is one of the best things you can do on this site.
The 2016 NFL Draft is right around the corner, now's a great time to declare your allegiance.
>ALLEGIANCE DECLARATION GUIDE
1. Declare allegiance to your father's team.
IF THIS IS NOT POSSIBLE
2. Declare allegiance to the team of the city closest to the place you've lived the most amount of time in.
>>26808090
Football is fucking boring
>>26808090
Reminder: If you pick the Panthers or Patriots you are a big loser who sucks peepee
>>26808206
That's wrong, though. A lot of the excitement comes from step number 3. I fucking love football, and I agree, if I'm watching a game between two teams I don't give a shit about, it's boring.
The key is to pick a team and start following the storylines.
I'm drunk ask me anything
Pic related. Bought it for the bottle design
has the alcohol givin you any mystical insights?
I'm drinking neat fireball on the shitter at 3:15am. Fuck bar shifts.
>>26807792
Yeah.
The Irish are WAY better and making alcohol than any spic could ever hope to be
Spics are good at making bottles though
Rip in peace, space cowboy
y u say this? I LOVE REVIEWBRAH is he okay?
>>26807476
Became an hero
>>26807498
who will be the robot king now?
>Girls with tattoos and piercings get my dick as hard as diamonds
>Don't really want to date them as my parents wouldn't approve and they have a bad reputation
>Don't want ONS because from my experience of them, they're depressing as fuck
What do robots/fembots?
Just find some "gamer chick" who is cool with a "casual relationship". There are literally dozens of them on the robot alone.
Just fuck them and move on. Pic related is a fembot I met on r9k. She was fun.
>>26807508
Those sorts of girls always become more attached than they initially plan though. "I can separate emotions from sex" is a meme that females just spout. They're not capable of it.
robots, how does this picture make you feel?
>>26806522
Hungry until I saw the noodles.
I know those noodles.
I hate their texture, and for all I know that platter is cold.
Those noodles cold on top of the texture is enough for me to want to destroy the entire meal.
>>26806522
reminds me of prison food senpai
Makes me feel hungry. I could eat that shit all day every day.
My parents are making me leave the house from 12-3pm tomorrow.
Where do I go?
The movie theater doesn't open until 2.
>>26806336
Go to the Library, Either read some books or play on your laptop
go to the park
library
friend's house
gym
>>26806371
>friends house
quit memeing, what do people do at the park?
Let's get a >that kid
thread going.
>that kid who walked around with earbuds in his ears
>that kid who unironically wore a fedora
>that kid who got expelled for putting alcohol in his water bottle
>that kid who got suspended for smoking on the bus
>that kid who peed in another kid's hat on the bus
>>26805805
>that kid in high school who would get drunk and awkwardly message girls thinking he was alphai got out of high school over 9 months ago and i still do it. im drunk now, i already did it to one girl, thinking of hitting up some more
>that kid who played with his gameboy in public
>That one song that always brings you to tears
Post 'em, boys.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJjnbhSTuqQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lpM4mXJlxc
the lyrics always hit hard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=um0EUnWa1aE
Blue, from the same series.
