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What is your opinion on twitch streamers
I hate them.
theyre all garbage
>>26770759
Literally cancer
I really don't understand how they have so many people interested in them, it makes no sense to me.
>fags who complain about normalfags
Why wouldn't you want to be a normalfag?
Nobody wants to see your powerlevel.
Keep your autism for yourself, seriously.
Don't be yourself. Be someone else. You don't want to bring unwanted attention on you, do you now?
>>26770707
It makes them feel better that their life is shit. It's the fox and the grapes
Only Chad wins anyway
>>26770727
Chad isn't a normalfag. He sold his soul to pussy. He failed the goal of existence, and yet you want to be like him?
The fuck is wrong with you?
>>26770757
I am pretty chaddish already though my man. I never sold my soul I shit on women all the time I'm just attractive.
Norman's are the ones that sell their soul to conformity. They still don't get pussy.
What's the matter anon? Work hard and you can be successful like me.
>born rich
>attends ivy through nepotism
>gets high paying job through nepotism
Is there an end to this meme?
This pisses me off so much.
I like how those faggots are so up their asses they don't even realize they've been born into this world miles ahead of some fuck who appeared in some shitty working class family.
>>26770156
>muh privlige
You sound like a little bitch m
>>26770193
>implying I'm wrong
buzzwords are not an argument
I'm smoking weed for the first time ever, wish me luck
I'm 23 yo KHV
oh what I'd give to trip that hard again
>>26766909
enjoy my man and bon appetit, baby :^)
>>26766909
Have fun with your conversion to normiehood
Self improvement bread
roll and post results
I never understood why neckbeards hate shaving and grooming themselves so much. It's very off putting meeting a guy who refuses to shave/trim his pubic hair or facial hair.
>>26767829
Posyrjrnfb
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In Nutshell whole board here is opsessed with these 2 stinky holes to point they get depressed, want to an hero and give up on everything in life.
JUST FOR 2 STINKY HOLES, isnt that pathetic?
Yet you guys want to say you are superior, gentle and wise... you are so blinded by your stupidity that you cant even see the shit you complain about is actually shit you are eating.
t. Normie.
Life revolves around them 2 holes. Once youve had it, you cant go back.
I'm only here for some memes and lulz. Does it make me a normie? I've never had sex.
People on this board are most hypocritical and delusional people in entire world.
Thats why Hitler wanted to get of some inferior
How do i tell if a girl likes me
They look at you with disgust, it's a tsundere tactic
I guarantee you that no girl would be attracted to a man that likes LiS.
Ask her.
That is literally the only way to figure out, the bullshit like "she plays with her hair" and "she will touch you and face her body towards you" doesn't mean shit.
anyone else fucking love learning
That's one of the reasons why i love the internet. So much informations and stuff to read and learn.
>download gigabytes of info
>don't even look at it
help...
>>26761222
Interesting variety of subjects m8
>programming
>fighting
>gardening
>massage
>sound editing
>some survival handbook
I have a shit attention span though so I never get around to reading whole books.
Fembot here. Is there an r9k or similar for fembots? Please ansrwer! Please don't delete or send me to /adv/.
>>26757169
>r9k for fembots
Yes and it's called reddit.
Yes.
For groups of other lonely females, try tumblr.
>>26757224
nah m8 you're thinking of tumblr
>normie boys don't want you
>robot boys don't want you
jfdimsa
>>26756648
Same :c
No one wants an attention whore fag
>normie girls laugh at you
>robot girls laugh at you
WHEN DOES IT STOP
Help boys
What can I do to survive if my parents have kicked me out of their house? I'm in a park with free internet and electric outlets for my phone , first day 10:07 pm
Items:
Hoodie
Phone
$5
Some water
Prostitute yourself
Go to a 24 hour shop and stay until they ask you to leave. Then buy the cheapest thing you can and stay longer.
Look for cool homeless and ask for advice and join them. You can drink water and go to the bathroom at a public library. Go to those places that offer temporary jobs and save money to rent an apartment(of course you'll need a roomate). Keep away from drugs and alcohol.
>straights think they can be robots
Ohhhh you have tfw no gf? I'm sooo sorry. At least close to 50% of the population is somewhat obligated to find you attractive. Let me tell you about suffering you fag sticks
>22 KHV
>Gay and in the closet because my parents will probably throw me out if they find out I like dickles
>"So son when are we gonna get some grandbabies haha?"
>Work a shitty wagecuck job 5-days a week for minimum wage
>Hate myself more than words can describe, wish I was straight
>Have one best friend since Elementary school
>We've bonded and become the best of bros
>Which of course eventually became a crush
>No big deal right?
>And then it turns into full blown love
>Want him so bad it hurts, want to only make him happy and please him
>Have dreams about him. Not sexual dreams either, where he's just holding me and we're cuddling and stuff
>Fantasize about him all the time and all the stuff we'd do together
>Get flustered when I'm around him, blush, stutter, he's worried about me. I start making it really awkward not even on purpose because I get all choked up around him
>Never came out to him either and I'm sure it'd ruin the only friendship I've ever had
>We sometimes get high and just sit in his hot tub and it's too much for me
>I've been stealing and huffing his underwear lately while I fap
>Too much anxiety to try grindr or any other hookup stuff
>Probably have some mental disorders but I feel I deserve to have them for being a faggot
>1k hours in tf2 and still a huge shitter
>No talents, not intelligent at all, no direction in my life
When he finally finds out it's all over for me. He'll find my stash of his underwear under my bed. My parents will know. They'll kick me out, he'll disown me, and I'll finally be alone and dead. So fuck off you dumb faggots with your feels and your no gf. At least the world accepts you
didnt read
gays cant be robots
you're all degenerate manwhores
go get negged in your pozhole cakeboy
Oh no not being gay! It isn't like you could leave your parents house, get one of a billion LGBT help centers to assist you, then easily find gay men who want your ass or for you to fuck their ass because gay men are sluts.
>>26758235
The world accepts you too, anon. You're the one who doesn't accept yourself.
Welp, lads, it finally happened.
>been together 3 years, 6 month break in the middle
>live together
>walking by this morning
>journal open on her desk, written: "he won't return my calls...been crying, sought comfort from anon and lied and said i was upset about blah blah blah"
>i call her out on it, big argument, yelling etc. she says they hooked up one time YEARS ago and he is an old family friend, says name is John
>i never look through her journal because trust/don't wanna see what i don't wanna see
>she just left, decide i might as well see what's in there
>blatant evidence of cheating within the last couple of months
>still texting/trying to text one guy
so...what should i do? just tell her: well, i snooped, saw that you cheated on me. have a good life. And then proceed to move out of her place? Just ignore it altogether?
hard mode: we already have tickets/hotels etc bought for a trip to europe next month.
feelsbadman
>>26751190
drop her, take the tickets and go with a m8 if possible, fuck that bitch senpai. just wait until she's gone one day, move all your shit out, so when she comes back she's gone. Leave a note saying some shit like "you know what you did" or something gay like that
Dump her and go to Europe alone. It'll change your mind and you won't be controlled by that whore. Plus hey, free sex with the yeuropoors since you're single!
If you are paying for/own where you live, tell her to get the fuck out and never talk to her again.
Otherwise just move out without a word. You don't want a fight clearly. This'll be easier than her breaking it off from you since at least you will have stood up for yourself.
so angry and upset right now...
> been dating a QT for ~8 months
> talked to one of her friends today
> learned that her ex boyfriend (who I knew about) is a fucking pornstar and 'had a reputation'...
> look him up out of curiosity
> yup, that's him......
> porn continues..
> guy is fucking packing a huge monster dick
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
FUCKING BULLSHIT
JUST KILL ME NOW SENPAI
don't know what to do, haven't confronted her, and even if i did, i don't know what the fuck i would say...
>>26751508
>>dating a QT for ~8 months
>>ex bf is pornstar huge dick
dude, don't make her feel bad about it as long as she doesn't mention it or anything
it's certainly a spooky skeleton to have in one's closet but you want to keep her, yes?
seriously what would you confront her about? "HEY! how dare you enjoy a big dick before you dated me?"
>>26751638
Don't worry, he's so insecure that it will eat him up inside constantly and he'll take it out on her until she finally dumps his dumb ass.
>>26751638
i don't fucking know man....
i don't even know why i'm so upset
i just know that once we were talking about past partners, and she told me this particular guy was kinky and rough.. we didn't go into any further details...
if i didn't look into this guy, i probably wouldn't really care, but now that i saw one of his flicks, i can't help about thinking my qt getting fucked but that brute and his tool
i honestly don't know why i'm so pissed
Pathetic
That's the the word I keep calling myself.
The pathetic things I did today really made me realize that I will never be successful
>Be me, 18 years old, senior, almost done with highschool
>Never been on a date or even out as friends with any girls. Luckily I don't sperg out and can hold a convo.
>Have friends that are girls, but never asked to go
>In once of my classes there is a qt3.14
>She has been flirting with me quite a bit lately
>Flirt back a little, have decent conversations
>Finally have balls to ask her out to coffee as friends
>She says yes
>Wake up in the morning, dress nicely and all that
>Go to school, have her in 8th period class
>First thing she says is "I don't have any money"
>I explain it is all good I have money
>Second thing she says is "Well okay you just need to get me back to my house quick because I have to go to soccer practice"
>I tell her that's alright and we will be quick
>Later on tells me that we should do this Monday because it is stressful to miss soccer practice
>I agree, and tell her that's completely fine
>Bell rings, she immediately says "I am going to ride the bus today"
>uhh okay.jpg
That's not the pathetic part though, I stupidly told my father that I was going to go out, he gave me his card since my dumb ass doesn't have any money, and I know he will look at the bill
>So since she left, I decide to go to get some coffee by myself
>Decide to order 2 coffees so as to not look suspicous when he checks his bank statements
>Sit there for 45 minutes, drink my coffee, leave, and drive around for an hour before having to go home and act like I had fun
Now, I sit here in my room, alone, thinking about how pathetic I have been, and what the fuck I should do.
I understand she isn't interested in me, but god damn she should've at least cancelled not at the last minute.
Now I sit here thinking how pathetic it is to go to a coffee shop, order two coffees just so I don't make my dad dissapointed in me.
Anyone know my /feels/?
>trying to integrate into normie society
hahahahah everybody look at OP what a fucking retard!
>>26749689
Bruh it's not pathetic, it's just keeping up appearances. Not your fault she's a complete bitch.
>>26749689
there's much more pathetic things you're going to be doing in the fututre that are going to triumph over something silly like this.
Don't worry though, you'll eventually become shameless like the rest of us
