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White fembot here.
Why are white robots such hypocrites?
Barely a day goes by without you making some thread about how great asian girls are, while simultaenously saying white girls who like non-white men are trash.
Just to let you know since I know it will come up: I've never dated a non-white man and never will, it's your hypocrisy that annoys me.
>>26749037
Correction, white women in general are trash.
We may be hypocrites, but we're god damn right
>>26749082
Pretty much this.
If we go for Asian, it's cause of our weakness.
If you go for a black male, it's cause of your greed.
All women are whores, and that's the sad truth nature is forcing... I feel it's fair to tell you to shut the fuck up now.
Fuck Beyonce and her fake ass blackness
>muh texas bama
>muh hot sauce swag
>muh formation
>muh heir's hair, Afro
I hate this shit so much. Get your fat blackness out of my life and leave people alone.
Yeah, as a black guy it really pissed me off how so many other black people were falling for her bs. Like that red lobster line, as if she's even been in a red lobster in the last 15 years, kek.
I started to appreciate it a lot more after I saw how mad it made conservative white america, though, tbqhwy.
I don't understand why she is still relevant
shes been around since I was in middle school
>>26748634
>Video is about her being proud of her skin and stop police brutality
>White people shitstorms
>White southern rock bands sing about white pride and wave the Confederate flag
>Yaaaahhhh, Go 'Merica!
Communist government is good on paper... But does [r9k] there is any way it could work out without shit going down. (Don't say China)
>>26748178
In a homogeneous white country where religion and tradition were still maintained.
no government my man
>>26748178
AI control and heavy automation--but then we're fucked if it breaks down.
Read The Machine Stops by E M Forster.
How many real push-ups can you do in a row?
I seriously can't do even one
10, maybe 15
I just start /fit/
>>26747312
Two and a half last time I tried
Does anyone have anything with this kind of vibe/feel? (hip-hop/soul shit?)
https://soundcloud.com/charlieweb22/mac-miller-ascension-slowed?in=charlieweb22/sets/mac-miller-good-am-slowed
Also general comfy pic/conversation thread.
What's good anons? Whats happening in your life?
https://soundcloud.com/nathanoriginal/cant-sleep-standing-feat-emperor-timeline
comfy hip-hop indeed
https://soundcloud.com/philippeedison/bill-evans-time-remembered
comfy hipty-hopty 2
Not much in my life at the moment, I don't have any classes on thursday so just stayed in bed today. Tomorrow there is a surprise party for my friend's birthday, it'll be okay i guess. Still no gf, but i'm fine tho, not feeling so sad all the time, just sometimes. 2 of my female friends moved to another city (going to uni), so i have less friends now. I'm kinda used to how people say they will come back to visit and friendship will still be the same when they are gone, but it never is.
>>26746645
I know the feel of most of my friends going to uni and losing contact with them man. how far away are they?
can some femanons point out to me things that really scare you in a guy? I don't mean creepy, straight up scary.
Context:
>See this qt often at the groceries store
>always run into her in either the frozen food or canned food aisle
>good 8/10, always looks neutral with an hint of pissed off
>I got a thing for cool beauties so she's dream girl
>not my first time flirting, none of that stuttering sperg shit
>just introduce myself like normal, smile and offer handshake
>she stares at me like a deer about to get hit by a van
>good 5 seconds of total silence with mix of fear and panic on her face
>she turns around and speed walk towards the bathrooms
>Wat.jpg
she didn't look creeped out at all, just scared. I've been told I'm kinda scary before but this is a first so I'd like to have a female opinion on stuff that will make you nope the fuck out.
if she's like me when I go grocery shopping, she's completely in a zone of getting what she needs and getting out of there and anything that interrupts this is completely disorienting. not everyone is receptive to being social in the grocery store.
I have no idea what you look like but it sounds like you know that's the reason.
>>26746430
post face pic? Are you dead ugly?
Ill rap the first 100 posts
i will skip any long post because fuck your shit
The most goat boat in the moat has a stoat with oats.
>>26746154
I wear diapers and suck on a paci
Come on my nigga
Dont get too bigga
Im gonna slap yo ass with my riga riga.
This girl I've never met is willing to see a movie with me. Assuming she doesn't back out, how do I not blow this?
I've gone on many blind dates before, and the girls never call me back. I think it's because I come off as insecure and nervous and I never go in for a kiss. Should I try going in for a kiss on the first date? And then ask her if she wants to come back to my place? Is that what you guys would do?
Please help me guys. I'm clueless.
>taking a girl to a movie
kek. they don't pay attention and she'll be on her phone for 50% of the movie.
>>26743736
Respectable text game anon. Check out reddit.com/r/seduction
> inb4 le reddit Maymay
Check out their guides on the sidebar. Get her number it establishes you guys have more of a connection than tinder.
>>26743761
Where would you suggest I take her?
Why haven't you had your balls removed yet Anon? It's not like you're going to use them for anything.
>>26742735
Jacking off is one of the only pleasures I still have in life, I don't want to lose my sexual drive.
>>26742735
need that extra test for lifting
>>26742735
I'm too manly and ugly to transition, if I could pass as a qt3.14 I would in a heartbeat so I could leech and cuck some old sugar daddy.
Is it true Brazilian roasties are really good in bed?
>>26741560
Girls here are a bit slutty, and they likerichpeople from other countries. You might have a good chance here.
They are really good, but will make fun of your small penis and bad performance in bed.
>>26741624
They are also into cuckolding foreigners as a sport.
I'm trying to tihnk of ways to supplement my income and get more money. I came across an article that got me thinking... it was about some hobo's in Canada using SquareUp to accept donations.
>>Your modern [citizen] simply doesn't carry cash anymore. That's why I've started using a SquareUp mobile credit card processor. It just plugs into my iPhone and I can accept payments anywhere; cold-approaches at gas stations and convenience stores are a cinch now that they can't reply "sorry, I don't have change"
Seems like easy money to me. I'm thinking of getting SquareUp and doing the same thing. If I approach 50 people a day, and 5 of them give me $10, that's a cool $50 per day - more than enough for me to live on in addition to what I get from the government.
>trying to tihnk of ways to supplement my income
Credit card fraud, senpai.
>>26740412
Shit's harder than it looks. Not that I've ever committed any kind of fraud, that would be illegal.
If some hobo came up to me waving around a mobile phone credit card app I would tell him to fuck right off. You're not entitled to others money you freeloading piece of shit.
How does this image make you feel?
I want detailed answers.
The weak should fear the strong
Is the gray haired old man about to be cucked, or killed?
>>26740016
It makes the Chavo Guerrero theme play in my head
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BC7eyoTuy7k
>>26740016
>"art"
No, I just get out and find a better thread.
So which would you choose? Can imagine most of r9k would go for the alone one.
1/2
2/2
(original texting)
rebellion
ella would be my korean waifu
Honestly all those options are pretty bad
Ok guys let's have a Robot Utopia.
We put in together and get a decent piece of land, at least 50K from any town, We each have a little cabin or shipping container house (Share if you wish)
We will live as self sufficient and off the grid as possible with solar energy, rainwater, grow our own food etc. Any skills you have will be appreciated if you can utilize them. For internet and any other necessities we will take turns wage slaving or have an online business of some sort, Little money will be required being largely self sufficient.
the kicker is though it will be a completely accepting non judgmental group, We will have movie night's game nights and shit, but you will have no obligation to attend, if you never attend nobody will judge you or think your weird, nor if you attend and don't talk at all or sperg out. We will accept your flaws, not in a SJW way where we pretend they don't exist. We will be like a family where we acknowledge flaws but don't judge you on them.
You can stay as long as you like and leave when you like without judging you or complaining.
everyone be kind, accepting and chill, Live the life you want.
Anyone want to add to this utopia or?
>utopia
every commune has its problems
I'm black. Can I be apart of this utopia?
I promise I won't nigg it up with rap """" music"""" and crime. I mostly keep to myself, and hardly desire any social interaction.
That's literally just a cuck shed.
>this woman offers to cook you soul food and suck and fuck you whenever you want for the rest of your life
Are you lonely enough to accept her offer robot?
Yes. Plus look at those titties
>>26736131
Those are flapjacks mate
Fuck yeah I would. I wanna bury my dick in those titties.
