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During the beta uprising, how are we supposed to identify other robots? Post robot traits so we avoid tking.
>blue autism jeans
>dark circles under the eyes
>not a women
>introverted around most people
>one word answers
>stares into oblivion when no ones looking
>one color hoodies
>>26679261
>hands in pockets
>cant make eye contact for long periods
>stutters
>shaking their leg
>>26679261
War cries will be Reeeeeeee, JUST, or a Dark Knight Rises reference.
Our uniforms will be black hoodies, jeans, and autism shoes. Also we wear crudely made Pepe masks so that we can take the meme back from the normies because it'll be in bad taste to use Pepe after the uprising.
>>26679261
>he has a really stiff walk and yells out "beep boop" every 30 seconds
What's so great about sex and girlfriends?
i dunno
seems like something to do
It's a demonstration of your worth to society.
>>26679136
Why is it that those who claim to not care the most about this kind of stuff are always the most desperate for sex and relationships deep down?
How do you dress, /r9k/?
What's your style?
>>26679028
I usually wear a sweater with flowers, the same looking blue pants and black-white shoes. Pretty autistic to always wear the same but I'm still losing weight and don't want to waste money on clothes I'm not going to wear.
>>26679028
I dress really emo.
>>26679101
flwoer sweater?
Please go away, tranny roastie.
>Have only one shot at life
>Born fat
Time to exit this reality mai senpais
>born fat
this is what obesefags actually believe
>>26679024
Yeah, because you can't totally lose weight.
Fatfags have it easier, dicklets and manlets have much worse.
Check your fat privilege
>born undersized
>got fat anyway
Cyst lavvy, as zey zay in paree!
you guys don't understand the game that's being played at all. its all social status.
relationships. girls. friends. opportunities. respect. money. jobs...
> bro just lift
> bro get a practice gf
read about social status please.. there are so many techniques, some quite easy, to communicate status and boost status. it governs every single action normies take, and dropping out of the status game is why you have no life, and can't start living, because it is the only game being played, ever. there is no qt who isn't playing it, and no friends who aren't either. i'm sorry. learn the fucking game, and rig it to your advantage..
Could you post these techniques, please?
I searched the web and didn't really find anything helpful.
>>26679110
this site is a pretty good read:
http://www.meltingasphalt.com/social-status-down-the-rabbit-hole/
http://www.meltingasphalt.com/personhood-a-game-for-two-or-more-players/
there are almost infinite techniques because social status drives basically all human behavior, besides basic economic gain, so its better if you just learn the game cause i couldn't really say it in one post.
lying on social media and constantly putting out status demonstrating shit would be a good, easy start. even just re-blogging a funny thing, or a "cool" song, will demonstrate status in the form of humor/following trends. posting a picture of a fucking coffee on instagram communicates status.. it says you have high tastes, can afford to blow money on luxury drinks and have enough time to be social/chill.
the game is too deep for me to post, its better to learn it yourself. all shit like fashion, muscles, money, popularity..etc plays into it, but you don't gotta go for these huge goals just to boost your status.
>>26679466
If you don't have the looks to back the status up you'll just look like a tryhard faggot. And how do you even fake having status? A CEO has status, a male model has status, an actor has status.......your average guy doesn't have shit.
Check it out robots, tumblr loves you
>tumblr love you
One person on tumblr does.
The rest are attention seeking roasties
shoutout to all those girls on tumblr who want to kill all white men
im not aware of any other tumblr browsing women
>>26678997
The post has over 67000 notes, approximately half of which are reblogs. That's a lot of people that love you, even if they disagree with you or get mad at things you think or do.
How would a robot react in this situation?
no cuteposting? c-come on /r9k/!;~~~~;
What the fuck man, I'd just punch he guy into the face just for being a faggot and trying to hit on me
>>26678754
eww that's gay
What's a crush? How do you get one? Do they doom you?
I don't think I've had one before.
>>26678748
then be glad and hope you never have one unless you're a chad which in that case you can gtfo
It's when you fall in love with someone and because your brain wants you to reproduce it starts pumping chemical shit that makes you addicted to thinking about her, imagining your life together, masturbate thinking about her, and so on. It's basically like getting addicted to a drug you'll never get.
>>26678798
>>26678873
Am I considered weird for never getting one? Or is it normie?
Why do girls love doggy so much?
Because of the angle and depth of penetration it alllows. Also, idk since I'm not a girl. But most girls like being grabbed by the hips and fucked.
>>26678612
i know this is supose to be some sort of sex joke or something, but i just see one lewd girl, and one girl who is praying.
because they're all bitches
How do I get a pure virgin girlfriend who looks like this?
>>26678577
HAHAHAHA
well, how old are you, girls like that lose it when they're 14 and down.
Voe has a nickname in her hometown, the footall team matress.
>>26678577
Be rich.
or black
or chad
or really, really funny
otherwise your gonna get a lot of ew no go fuck yourself
>>26678626
Funny guy reporting in.
Humor does nothing on its own. It is ALL about looks at the apex.
How long do you plan to stay on 4chan? I certainly hope I'm gone by the time I'm 30.
>>26678448
Indefinitely. I don't think there's anywhere else to discuss hobbies anonymously with a large number of people.
>>26678448
Yeah I hope I only come here when I game with friends to post runny shut to each other... This board is so shut and so is /b ... But those rare threads feel so comforting and are fun that I keep coming back. The main reason I enjoy r9k is because there are other intps here that can relate to being quiet and enjoying silence.
>>26678545
This. I'm nearly 40 and have been coming here for a decade.
FEMALES CAN'T BE ROBOTS
JUST FUCKING GET OFF THIS BOARD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>26678365
>they cant be robots because i say so.
Maybe they could if they were both hideously ugly and very mentally ill...
>>26678412
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK OFF SLUT
I was in a thread about 10 mins ago.
The topic was asking people about how many times per week girls walk up to them.
Most of the replies were once a week, with 10 per cent of the thread saying never.
In all my life fucking life one girl has ever approached me.
I am 5'5, 18, half the hair on my head is grey. Besides that I am a pretty nice guy. Why are woman not hitting on me r9k.
you arent be yourselfing enough
>>26678302
Thank you for that post.
I'm an actual robot and a fat girl asked me out in 6th grade with a note.. I just ignored it, didn't say anything. Just wasn't into her, if she was smart, cute, or funny (or at least "nice"), I would've obliged. Even if she was a landwhale. Remember also that I was like 11 and not really into girls at the time.
One girl in college said she'd let me down easy if I asked her out (weird thing to say IMO.. Almost a bit flirty but again.. Splerg here).
That's the extent of any girls being into me. Those 2 are just by chance I'm sure, and led to nothing. It could've been zero just as easy. Most guys have to work hard to pull in sluts, or be a Chad.
Any robots into cigars? I recently tried some and I enjoy them quite well, but I already spent about 50 eurinos on cigars. How do I get a better taste for them? Right now, I can't really make out any distinct flavours. Are they getting any better above 10 eur? The really cheap ones taste bad and burn too hot I found. No idea about the expensive ones tho. Any recommendations?
>inb4 fedora hobby
i just enjoy being a pleb that smokes cheap ones every once in a while
i know that doesn't really help you, but for whatever it's worth i smoked this while i went through a pipe tobacco phase
>>26678217
Cubans are best, but I smoke Henri Wintermans now and then, might have on in an hour or so.
>>26678267
I tried pipe smoking too, but I never managed to get it to burn just right. Either it was too hot or it went out too fast. Even smoked 2 packs of tobacco before giving up.
rose thread please
hey buds, pedro here
just so those few of you that ask now and then can have some closure, I'd like to tell you that the mariagate is finished
I told her I like her on saturday and asked her if she liked me: she answered that she sees me just as a housemate and nothing more. She complimented my bravery on telling her and she assured me that coexistence in the house wouldn't be affected, so that won't be a problem. There wasn't any drama during the conversation.
So that's it, is over. Better this way, it's one regret I won't have in the future.
>>26678168
Why do you guys keep with the /rose/ threads?, there is no longer up to date pics/videos of her, all of the stuff are from a few years ago.
it's kinda wierd
>>26678168
>it's one regret I won't have in the future.
this is enough of a prize, really is
rose in captcha roflmao, a sign no doubt
