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Who else /friends with a rapist/ here?
The weird thing is whenever I randomly think about it again "Woah wait.. He is a rapist.." that doesn't make me like him less it's weird.
He isn't what you would imagine a rapist to be like in the first place. He is extroverted, kind of popular, not ugly and actually good with girls. It's weird. Shouldn't robots be the #1 rapists?
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>>26669518
I was friends with a rapist. He told me about the girl he was going to rape, told me his plan in detail. I knew her. She told me she was meeting up with a guy that day. I didn't put the two together until later. I found out a bit later that he raped her. I probably could've warned her or something.
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>>26669745
yeah no shit you could have warned her. you mean he actually told you he was going to rape her and you did nothing? wow you're an evil shit.
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>>26670964
I was very fucking out of it those days. Barely sane, constantly on drugs. I didn't really take him serious. The situation never really hit me until 1-2 yrs later.

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My fellow NEETs, we need to face a harsh realisation; we're living on borrowed time. Sooner or later we're going to have to get a job and find a way to support ourselves.

I know there's a few of you out there who get a disability payment, and so you could potentially live off that forever (or at least until a new gov't cuts you off). But for those of us with any dignity and pride, who refuse to be disagnosed for our issues, we get no more than a normie.

So I ask you, what is your plan for when the charitybux stop coming in? How will you make a living? I'm in this situation at the moment. I've been living on almost no money for months now because I absolutely refuse to apply for retail/manual labour jobs.

I've done that in the past, and at this stage in my life I DESERVE something better. Is it my fault I was raised by shitty parents who ingrained a multitude of behavioural and emotional disorders into me? I never asked for this, and I refuse to be a slave for some idiotic normie manager at some store.

I'm teaching myself coding atm so I can start my own web development business and work from home. It's good because I have no capital and I only have to deal with clients, and not normie coworkers. And I can choose my client demographic.

There is literally no suitable jobs out there for a NEET who is unemployed because of his parents mistakes. Those jobs are for kids and stupid people. I already served my time in retail in my teens and early 20s, so don't you dare ask me to do it again.
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>'ve done that in the past, and at this stage in my life I DESERVE something better. Is it my fault I was raised by shitty parents who ingrained a multitude of behavioural and emotional disorders into me? I never asked for this, and I refuse to be a slave for some idiotic normie manager at some store.

OP you are a kindred spirit. That is literally my life right there
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>>26669530
Sorry to hear you're in the same situation. Do you have any thoughts on how you can get what you deserve in the future, how you can provide for yourself?
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This thread. Thanks OP and respondent.

My parents were the worst possible most lazy and useless human beings on the planet and now that they're older they've achieved success and nothing makes me happier than seeing their disappointment in me now. They were the type that used to brag about having an honor student despite being idiots and now they see what happens you fail to teach a kid how to brush his teeth, respect his own health, and work toward a better life. Maybe when they're 80+ they'll get to see my flourish in the same way their own parents had to wait for their children to become functional adults but hopefully they'll realize their own hand in the matter by then.

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>be fat ugly roastie
>always get hit on by tons of thirsty guys because I have a vagina
>have my pick between chad or the "nice guy"
>always pick chad because he looks good and has a big cock
>chad just fucks me and leaves
>come to /r9k/ and complain that guys are mean and just want sex

Anyone else know this feel?
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Are you bitter anon?
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sage and hide this thread we don't need it
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im a girl and first off I would never degrade myself by labeling myself as a roastie

nice guys are boring end of story
In our current society we're expected to pick chads during our youth and settle for a beta guy when were around 30 and need to settle down

No reason to feel bad about it

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you're all just gross retards who think youre special because ur not normal. well, bad news, nobody likes you and no girl will ever like a pathetic little boy like urself.its not attractive. wake up. fricking pedophiles i swear
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oh i forgot to put

kind regards,
- schmitty xoxo
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Is that you in the picture

Orignahhahshsg
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oh no, mean words!!! what is i gon' do?

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>tfw 1995 was 50 years ago
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>2014 was closer to time of dinosaurs than to today
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DUDE LIKE WHAT MAN
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>if your dad was born 50 years later, you would be older than him

Let me off this ride

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>TFW you're 19 and can't grow proper facial hair to go with your extremely long hair so it has to go

Who here still can't grow facial hair and how old are you?
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21, nothing but 1 pube on my chin
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>>26668989
>28
>patchy beard
>long hair
>keep the long hair anyway
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>>26668989
>TFW you're 19 and can't grow proper facial hair to go with your extremely long hair so it has to go
oh hi there, me exactly

are you the metal guy with blonde hair who camwhores a lot?

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>didn't have sex for the better part of a decade
>got something going on with a girl for 3 weeks now
>yesterday it should have finally happened
>fapped 2 hours before she came over just to make sure

We stormed into the bedroom horny as fuck.
I ate her out and then she wanted to blow me. I was like "Whatever, I can fap 2 times in a row. I'll just get hard again!"
So I blew my load in her mouth and INSTANTLY got limp. It was like someone used a shrinkray on my dick.
I continued to finger her but couldn't get hard again.
She was really sweet about it and said it's no big deal, but I know I failed like no man should ever fail.

She's coming over again tonight and I think I might die of shame if this happens again.

tl;dr:
Give me tips to stay hard and not blow my load.
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>>26668987

First step : Get the fuck out normie
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>>26668987
get out norman

GET THE HELL OUT!
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>>26669026
>>26669089

Get the hell out, autistics faggots and possibly roasties

>>26668987
Sorry to hear this anon, the time i lost my virginity i had fapped about 3 hours before, and it took quite some time to get hard, managed to get it up int he end, but she clearly knew i was nervous as fuck

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Do transgender people deserve to live?

http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1456061914325.webm
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>>26668947
Jesus christ what the fuck are they pulling out of it?
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im scared to click
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>>26668947
Wow she's a hero. So brave to go through that.

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Females are literally human cows, why don't we just treat them as such?
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>>26668870
Because we need the resources they provide
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>>26668870
Welp would you look at that. Time to fap
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Since we're treating them like dairy cows, do you have any idea what happens to their weaker male children?

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Lower your standars for a girl, or increase standars for yourself.
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>>26668845
K

muteblx
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>>26668845
My standards are already pretty low.
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if you're a starving kid in africa you cant complain about not having food just lower your standards and eat worms

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Who here /alcoholic/?
Original
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Nope, alcohol is the drug of The dumb. Take psychedelics instead.
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>>26669304
I do both
But alcohol is my golden boy
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>>26670650
same here.
Nothing like washing some gin down with a little bit of rum and talking shit to faggots online.

Booze is just so consistent

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAlTj0A2Pwg

they cuckin errybody out here
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>>26668798
man this video has been debunked so many times
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>>26668811
>debunked

what the fuck do you mean

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2029559/One-night-stands-Women-casual-sex-prefer-aggressive-caveman-courtship.html

"dating preferences" doesn't account for sexual preferences
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why cant these cucks just chill like this guy instead of going all denial and downvoting team BBC, the inadequacy is real

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ITT: We rationalize our irrational behavior and project our self loathing onto various groups of people
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A person with X superficial trait did Y to me. All people with X trait must be like this.
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How the fuck do I not have a gf when I spend all of my time alone posting on racist / sexist echo chambers for obese virgins. LOL wagecucks have fun meeting women and making friends through the workplace lol keep slavin away while I save more pictures of frogs
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white person criticized for his behavior
>"perhaps i was wrong to do that"

black person criticized for his behavior
>THAT'S RACISM
>IT WASN'T MY FAULT, IT WAS SYSTEMIC FORCES BEYOND MY CONTROL
>I CAN'T HELP THAT I MURDERED SOMEONE, I'M FROM A POOR NEIGHBORHOOD!!!!
>RACISM!!! ANY CRITICISM OF BLACKS IS RACISM!! YOU RACIST

lmao no wonder niggers never improve

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>tfw you're old
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>tfw doors close every year and you won't ever be able to open them again

Aging sucks
I wish I was Forever 21
Literally perfect age
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>tfw probably won't live to old age
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I'm 36 and my hair started graying at 25. I'm half gray and black at this point. Feels old man.

Why are good mothers so perfect?

I honestly and unironically revere the concept of motherhood and maternal instinct in women. I can't think of anything more beautiful.

If only women understood this instead of being slutty.
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One of the things I find cute about mothers is how they all bicker among themselves about methods of child-rearing. "You shouldn't give your baby such and such thing" for example.
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Biggest turn off ever, and nothing makes me respect a woman less
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>>26668731
>If only women understood this instead of being slutty.

Chad likes sluts though.

Guess who women want.

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