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>tfw you get cuckzoned
>>26660483
>I've only ever had one girlfriend but we never got physical. It was just an open relationship and she had a lot of suitors.
So just a really fucking close friendship, then?
This literally sums up why I want nothing to do with women, ever.
This can't be real. Please tell me that's a shitpost.
Bored on a Sunday night?
Lonely?
Feeling >tfw no gf?
Why not come feel in a comfy room with other anons? We're a moderate-small group of robots looking to bring some new blood in and shake things up-- come chat with us!
N E V E R F O R G E T
i just want to get drunk
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Okay, here's the deal. I feel like shit right now. It's even worse than usual.
I need something to distract me. Please.
So I will open this thread now, then I will leave for half an hour and take a walk and try to calm down. Okay.
So when I will come back I hope you guys have posted something that I can focus on for a while. I don't care what it is. Music, youtube videos, movies, games. Recommend me something. Tell me about your day or any kind of story. I don't care, give me something to distract myself with.
I'm back in 30 minutes. Please don't dissapoint me.
http://www.kongregate.com/games/Codename_Enter/crusaders-of-the-lost-idols
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkPy18xW1j8
https://soundcloud.com/joe-shepherd/drift-away
Would you settle for a qt but crazy gf?
>>26731728
That is literally my fetish. I'm crazy too. Mood disorder, depression, ADHD, and anxiety. I also have tactile hallucination and experience minor psychosis from time to time. Be my gf pls
>>26731728
What kind of crazy ?
Original comment. Bitch please.
>settle for
Who /concealed carry/ here?
That feeling of having the life and death of your oppressors inside the holster on your side is unmatchable.
>>26660124
I never understood the concept behind concealed carry. Is your mugger just gonna shout a warning to you beforehand? Martial arts just seems more practical in such a situation.
I'm a felon and I can't own a gun
Not yet because not 21. Own multiple guns, including a 9mm, but can't carry. Fucking no funz states man.
When I was 14, I had to wear diapers to the hospital and the staff there changed me.
Oh, do tell OP.
Someone saw me browsing /r9k/ once
In 9th grade I almost got into a fight with this guy. We were outside the PE locker rooms with all the other guys and we were standing real close, y'know doing that whole staredown shit. I've seen movies so I try to dart my head forward to try and make him jump or flinch. Not only does he not, some dude watching us asks aloud "What, is he trying to kiss him?" Whole fucking crowd of dudes burst out laughing and walk in without waiting to see if I'd hit him. Other guy took it as a victory.
Oh shit, what do I say?
>>26731370
Ask her what she thinks about cybernetic augmentation.
It was an accidental right swipe, you ugly af
>>26731370
"No"
works like a charm
>Songs that give you feels
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqWcpEZ3GY0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrfVaPNMCM8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSBs-hiapo4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Z_NvVMUcG8
up and down the feels go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWooB4tpQ9I
I cried like a little bitch for some reason.
I don't even know why.
>>26660116
Sounds like the perfect soundtrack for sitting in a dirty dark room smoking a cig and polishing off a bottle of rum by yourself
Where did it all go so wrong?
>I don't think it can fit It's too big
>>26659861
I dont like you,fool.
>I love you, I'm so glad I met you
>You're the best thing that's ever happened to me.
I don't want a job
I don't want a gf
I don't want kids
I don't want to get married
I don't want to be successful
I just wish I had never been born.
Does anyone know this feel?
>>26659821
I do.
I looked at a picture of myself at 4 years of age today.
That little boy should have died. He has so much pain to experience.
>>26659821
yes friend. It's almost like the ocean tide, it comes and it goes, sometimes I forget for a few days, and others its constantly on my mind. In the end I want nothing, but don't want to commit suicide. I'm not capable of it.
Pretty much.
The cosmically ironic thing about my case is that I was in serious danger of dying inside the womb during complications in labor. It was only by the grace of modern medicine that I'm alive today.
And instead of doing anything with that life I mostly just don't want it. There are so many other people who deserve the life I have more than I do.
Why is everyone who posts in a friends thread a friend collector or a normie?
I mean people clearly don't want to add you why even post?
>why are people that are social enough to make friends normies?
>why are people that offer friendship to anyone just friend collectors?
>>26659679
Have you ever been added by a friend collector?
They talk to you for a day and then completely forget about you like the rest of their friends.
>>26659679
>tfw Bandage deletes you from skype
You have thirty seconds to explain as rationally as you can why people take selfies.
Aaaaaaand go
>>26659583
I don't know, people like getting complimented on shit out of their control I guess
just ignore it like any non degenerate does, don't be part of the rat race
Narcissism.
I'm still billing you for the other 29 seconds.
I took some yesterday because I wanted people to notice my new hair, I only sent them to one dude though and then he went and deleted me from skype. People take selfies because they are pieces of shit who deserve shame
I can't even imagine myself having a gf and being intimate with another person. I can't even imagine what its like to hug, kiss, make out and especially have sex. If a girl kissed me on my cheek I'd probably pass out. I'm a 25 year old khv. I would not even know what to talk about on a date.
Anyone else feel the same? I'm so far behind I don't even know what to do.
>>26659431
Same tbqh, it's already too late for us.
Same here anon, even thought of having intimacy gives me anxiety. I purposely distant myself from people just to avoid intimacy.
>>26659431
feeling the same her
im not even mad
and what does this mean about the societies we were raise din that "valued" honesty, integrity and morals.
is that what makes "normies" normies?
lying from time to time, while we try too hard to be honest all our lives, resulting in us getting fucked over by double standards and bullshit put on by those around us?
this is seen in personal relationships
this is seen in the job market
in the office
and in politics and war
The group think, the hyperbolic hypocrisy, the exclusive insider and outsider games that lying, bullshit and usery are built around.
is this our problem?
is this what everyones existential crisis is about?
Normies lie to other people
robots only lie to themselves
r u AYYWEED LMAO high?
because i am rn and this seems like something a high person would write
Lying is deemed a social skill that greater society values but does not let you in on,
kind of like fight club
>women only have power because of a warm wet hole in between their legs.
Does this not concern anyone else? Men are smarter and stronger than women in just about every capacity but they have almost as much power as men because men want to stick their penis in these damn holes.
How can we fix this?
>>26659261
We could get every man on Earth into one big orgy pile. Women will have no power ever again.
>they have almost as much power as men because men want to stick their penis in these damn holes
>men are smarter
evidently not
>>26659261
sexbots and vr
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