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>tfw you'll never have a little sister to act autistic with
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d15mxpuGQbY
wow their fast
>>26664510
>fat guy rolling up really slowly on bike
>is wearing a great white shark t-shirt
This shit literally writes itself.
>>26664510
He's going to ruin her.
Would a stoner girl be a good gf candidate for a cyborg?
I don't smoke and am kind of reserved, but stoners seem pretty chill about that kind of stuff.
Can it work, or do I have to be a stoner too?
YOU HAVE TO BE A SKELETON
>>26664502
I'd suggest smoking with her sometimes. You don't have to be a stoner, but since pot is such a big part of her life you should take part in it.
You should be fine as long as you don't smoke too often. Weed won't hurt you unless you smoke daily for a while.
inb4 you actually hate each other while sober
if you have a stoner gf then make sure you both stay high
>at a normal fag party
>girl puts on a drake song
>she keeps saying "the feels, the feels"
When did normal fags start appropriating our memes and spouting them in real life?
Don't be silly we are just the meme slaves who make memes for our normie masters. Get back to work meme slave the normies need more edgy memes.
>>26664229
this is some sjw logic right here
u were thinking about internet memes at a party
>JUST GET OVER HERE AND FUCK ME ALREADY YOU PATHETIC FAGGOT, ALL FRIENDS ALREADY DID IT, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
>>26664095
But don't want my penis to start mutating.
>>26664095
>But don't want my penis to start mutating.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
pls not this again nee-chan go to bed
"Women seem wicked when you're unwanted"
-Jim Morrison
This is from The Doors' song, "People Are Strange". What do you think of this quote?
>>26664064
I love that song man. The quote rings true. Men who are rejected by women or unwanted by them are always the men who hate women and think they are cruel.
>>26664101
Men who hate women may have been wronged by various women in their lives. Whether all women are like that doesn't really matter, if a group of people do bad things to you over a course of time, you will resent said group.
>>26664101
Well it's only logical to hate someone who hates you. Moreso when whether you are unwanted or not is so heavily affected by things you can't change.
Do you like tsunderes that consistently post "do you like tsunderes?" threads and then decide to stop out of the blue?
chiru please respond
Link me grisaia pls
Everyone just acts annoying and/or disgusting and tries to ruin my threads. They're not fun to post anymore, so I'm not posting them.
Anyone else noticing how society seems to be adapting to the huge increase in beta and omega males?
>>26663845
Where their is a demand a supply will rise to meet it
>>26663845
>Anyone else noticing how society seems to be adapting to the huge increase in beta and omega males?
Nope!
>>26663845
> Anyone else noticing how society seems to be adapting to the huge increase in beta and omega males?
Not really, shit like Walking Dead, Star Wars, Marvel etc are all normie tier
>tfw a girl will never beat the fuck out of me until I'm bruised and crying and then hold me really close to her chest and stroke my head while I cry
>>26663790
...and people say my fetish is weird..
what happened between when men were dominate and now when they want to be slapped around? somewhere along the line nature took a bad backflip...
>>26663803
A-and what would that be, anon?
HHAHAHAHAHAHA SKELLYTONS
>>26663716
DRINK YOUR MILK HAHAHHHHAHA
>>26663716
DON'T FORGET TO LOOK BOTH WAYS BEFORE CROSSING THE STREET
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>26663775
HHAHAHAHA I WANT TO GET OFF
Who /failedselfexpectations/. Did your life not work out the way you wanted it to anon?
Did you have dreams that you didnt live up to?
Can you think where it all went wrong?
Lets have some greentexts.
>>26663711
>Did you have dreams that you didnt live up to?
Don't we all? I doubt we all wound up here by accident.
When I was 12 I had to write one of those bullshit "what I want to be in 10 years" things. I wrote "I want to be 10 years older"
If I don't kill myself I should actually make it in 18 months. I'm sure he will be proud of me.
I have a dream to make sweet love to some little lolis. Everyone thinks I am a weirdo
Will I ever be able to pleasure a woman with my dick considering I have a 2.5 inch penis? Its got the girth of like a vienna sausage too.
Am I just fucked out of any serious, committed relationships? I have schizophrenia too. It's like...bad mind, bad body.
If you're just a schizophrenic micropenis then you can't love anyone. You have to develop a good personality
>>26663594
As somebody with a smallish dick who has literally never encountered anybody with a smaller dick than me, I don't believe this. Post a pic with a ruler/scale. Of your penis, not your schizophrenia. That I believe.
>>26663618
How do I develop a good personality? I also have never had any friends, nor job, am 27 y/o khv.
Wut do? I tried talking to girls in college it never worked out. How do i develop a good personality if my only social activity is posting on 4chan?
post your common positive feels that happen often
>tfw when the bacon is perfectly crisp
>9pm
>anon come down stairs your cinnamon rolls are done!
>i'm coming mummy! I just need to finish my game!
>hurry before they get cold.
>I FUCKING KNOW, HOLD THE FUCK ON
>she ends up bringing them up to me
>"here you go sweetie, love you"
>*kisses my forehead*
>tell her to shut the door on the way out
You're either a slave to the world or you enslave the people who brought you into it. Amiright?
>>26663699
ayyo WHO THE FUCK UP AMRITE
any time i cook something without fucking it up, i feel pretty good. even if it's something simple like eggs.
>mfw libtards can't tell the difference between a temporary ban and a permanent ban
>mfw libtards can't tell the difference between a loan and a gift
What's your excuse for not voting for trump, /r9k/?
If you're just gonna say 'ZOMG HE RACIST AND NOT NICE', you need not reply.
i am voting trump. let's make america great again together, op!
NO STUMPO EL TRUMPO
I'm not American other wise I would.
Real Robo Feels: none of that normie shit edition
> tired of hearing others speak, tired of talking to them, tired of hearing my own fucking voice
> hate my body, don't even see a reason to change because I only care for shallow reasons
> no intrinsic motivation
> dad won't let me grow my hair even though I'm 24 years old
> tfw no money to go full hermit in the country
>real robot
>posts drake
lmaoing @ u
Post the one about how you look at porn every day and refuse to acknowledge it as the root of your problems
>>26663463
I've been like this since kindergarten
well /r9k/
do you want justice for black people?
Justice is a concept. Concepts don't physically exist.
Why would you fight for something when it doesn't even exist?
>>26663785
Nice fallacy of equivocation fag
>>26663785
>concepts are not a tangible, material thing therefore it doesn't exist
Kill self please RIGHT NOW
