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Abs> Butts > Boobs
>>26665836
you gay or something?
saged btw
Liking abs above all else in a girl is pretty borderline gay tbqhfam
Bellies>the rest
So I've failed to get into any universities and my parents will likely disown me when they find out. Please robots advise on how to proceed with my life I don't want to end up a hobo
Go to community college and become a tradesman
camouflage
Break your back working, save all the money you can do and then do all the shit you need to do to enter some university next year, show them that you're still worth something of their stuff you weak nigga
What happened to YouTube
>fake prank videos
>reaction videos but not really
>people getting their YouTube channels taken down despite being fair use
>YouTube report system being abused to the max
>everyone constantly jumping in bandwagons increases
>YouTube only caring about what makes them more money and not the youtubers creating new content
youtube has always been getting worse over time
google can't stop raping it
Normals started using the internet for more than just a method of porn/finding hookups through myspace.
>>26665634
The is why I am studying web design, so I can make a better site.
ITT
Sup Robots Today we're playing what's for dinner/whatever you eatin right now
>so what's for dinner?
>pic related cheese and marinara sauce
>>26665495
>>so what's for dinner?
tfw
>>26665529
what is that? originalsssss
>>26665529
Dw baby tofu is great once you add seasons and soy sauce n shit
>virgin because girls won't have sex with you
>girls won't have sex with you because you're a virgin
>tfw if you want to break free from this you have to demean yourself by hiring a hooker and hope she doesn't have diseases or is an undercover cop
>tfw called a prostitute on a particularly shitty night and she said she charges virgins extra because of the trouble of having to lead them
>it was over my budget so I hung up
>>26665487
>girls won't have sex with you because you're a virgin
Why don't you just stop telling them you're a virgin?
>>26665535
they're born with the ability to sense it
its fucking weird
>>26665487
There are quite a lot of women who would jump at the chance to fuck/train a virgin. Try looking for some hot cougars they are almost always wanting some of that.
Would you robots be interested in some actual advice that goes beyond
>eat healthy and lift
>be yourself
>act confident that's what girls want
I'll be here for a bit, and I'm nothing special, really, but I consider myself to be successful enough considering I've stumbled through life well enough so far.
I'll try my best lads.
gib gib plz
I don't need no advice for life, BECAUSE I'M NO LONGER ALIVE NIGGA I'M DEAD INSIDE
why the fuck not, there are only like 20 people here atm
>tfw no tall gf
I just want a taller girl to treat me like a plush toy, is that too much to ask for, god?
>>26665330
dont think im being unreasonable here, god
>>26665340
Just throw me a bone jesus christ
>>26665330
Yes, because he has 85 trillion other creatures to deal with, including the plankton in the sea.
Hey /r9k/, I figure most of you guys are creeps, so I figured I'd ask.
Where would you hide a smartphone to use as a hidden camera? Also, where would I be able to find a cheap, tiny and easily hidden camera?
Long story short, my crackhead brother is stealing shit for drug money and I wanna catch him and get him kicked out.
Tits for your trouble.
Timestamp or gtfo. Please if you want to pay us do it right
>>26665168
Liar. You just want to see tits.
>>26665265
Not the girl in the pic. I'm a dude.
/r9k/ i'm bored
I hate this place everyone is racist white or asain American. I feel like it will never change for the better. All attempts towards Peace are met with hostility. They just repeat the same stuff their parents have told them and they repeat the same stuff their parents have told them. The future generations are doomed. I hope I can save them
>>26665077
You can always curve your boredom by jacking off.
>>26665077
oh boo hoo the fucking cebruz faggot bitch is bored again.
fuck off. you think you got real problems but you don't bitchboy.
wake up.
You are now locked from this thread if you have ever
>had a meaningful conversation with a girl
>had prolonged eye contact with a girl
>had a sexual encounter with a girl
>enjoyed the company of females
>been photographed with a girl
>had a female friend
>held a girl's hand
>kissed a girl
or if you are yourself a female.
4 more years until wizard. god kill me please.
>>26665036
I'm posting in your safe space anyway suck it
this used to be a board for sad fucks, not weird elitist turbospergs
get off my board fags
>>26665130
I see myself where you are, and I am just 18
Alone I walk the winding way I guess
>josh ended up being more chad than drake
>>26664933
Only because Drake was retarded and thought people gave a shit about his music.
>>26664950
It took some time for him to realize.
>megan ended up being prime stacy pussy
IT'S MIDNIGHT R9K
>>26664839
No it isn't reatrd its 6 am
>>26664850
Midnight here in Central standard time
>>26664839
IT'S FORCE MEME TIME R9K
Where are you on the maturity climb /r9k/?
>>26664690
None of your goddamn business, that's where.
I'm on my own mountain with blackjack and hookers
>>26664690
Give me 5 minutes to read this wankers wordswordswords and I'll tell you.
Moneys on super fucking mature.
Who here /ostracizedby/r9k/too/ here?
>make thread everyday promoting at least somewhat interesting discussion
>no replies
>bump once
>no replies
>thread dies
This has happened everyday for the past several months. You guys are hurting my feelings
>>26664644
Here's your /you/. I felt bad, especially since I never really come here. You probably need it.
>>26664677
thank you famalam, you are a good person and gets will come your way
>>26664644
so sowwy op
>tfw no plump big dick MILF futanari gf
>>26664548
i think we all know that specific feel, anon
would rather a smaller feminine penis on mommy futa gf
>>26664548
Honestly is it gay to give a futa a bj?
