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>you just gotta lift and eat right bro
>>26663437
>your right hand is missing a finger
>75% body mass in legs
>nipples are the size of half dollars
>arms look like they were scavenged off of someone else's body
You just gotta lift and eat right bro
>>26663437
hips too stronk
>>26663437
Are you Howard Wolowitz?
Anyone ever wanted to take hormones to see what they'd look like if they were the opposite sex?
That shit would be fascinating
>>26663354
I've actually wondered this. Are there any over the counter pills I could take for mtf stuff? Like estrogen supplements or something? If there aren't any long term effects, I would be interested in experimenting. I have very effeminate features so I feel like I could make a pretty decent trap.
No, I'd still be ugly.
I'm only interested in the mental effects of taking estrogen/test.blockers... would I start to think like a girl? Would I crave sucking dick? I think I read a testimonial that it actually does turn you slightly cock craving...
Would you ever consider disabling your AdBlock?
>current year
>not using noscript
>>26663121
you'll have to pry my mouse off my cold, dead, hand.
>>26663121
I literally give no fucks lol
How do I stop /talkingshitaboutmyfriends/ ?
>>26663081
stop being a normie and having friends in the first place. Problem solved
Guess how fast I figured out you are a woman.
Literally just stop... Let the Loli hypnosis begin
>move out
>mom calls me EVERYDAY asking stuff like if i cooked my dinner and what not
>>26663066
Be happy she enjoys talking to you still. You will miss it I promise.
>>26663098
I told my mom to take a hike (in less flowery language) and haven't talked to her in months.
I still don't miss it.
>>26663066
your mom sounds nice
When I smoke weed, I find the very essence of what makes me who I am.
It's the part that I need to change, but the next day I'll barely recall what that essence is. It's a distant memory of something you almost gasped at one point but had since forgot.
Though, I want to be that person that I envision being. I don't know how to retrace those steps and change.
Eventually I'll forget the epiphany and stay the same.
How do I break through to the other side?
God damn you have expressed my thoughts.
I don't have an answer though because I am the same.
Weed is a very mild psychedelic.
Do acid
You'll break through and you won't Forget it either
>>26663318
I'm too anxious for acid. I have mental issues, I can't even do weed unless I have some Valium or something like that.
With Valium, I can smoke weed and enjoy it, though it's never fun. It's revealing, I see things from very different perspectives. My introspection skills become super powers.
Maybe I could up my Valium dose and do acid. But I feel like there's risk involved.
>me
>fashion is normie shit
>suddenly I find that having some flair is cool
>everyone knows i only wear tshit/jeans combo
>dont want any style
>fear people ask "anon u finally have style, why the change?
>dont like change myself
>dont want to justify my reasons for change
wat do? should i just man up and accept that people will interrogate me for the change?
>>26662678
Just tell them you felt like doing it. Ez pz
>>26662678
>implying that if (emphasis on the if) anyone gives a shit about your change in apparel it'll go anywhere past a single comment or a short lived conversation topic
>>26662847
thta change would contrast so much with my old uniform of standard shirt/jeans every fucking day for the past decade of my life. How can i just out of the blue feel like changing, can you elaborate?
Who /beer/ here?
>hate the taste of hard liquor but love the taste of beer
I don't drink it to get drunk or anything I just genuinely love the taste of it. Sweet tasting drinks are for faggots btw.
>Sweet tasting drinks are for faggots btw.
I agree, the only time I think we can agree OP was not faggot was this once.
Checking in. I love me a nice pint of beer after a hard day of work. Drinking it on an empty stomach makes me feel all fuzzy and happy.
Depends on the beer. I dislike most american beers. Tastes like shit.
>work hard, play hard
>all work and no play makes jack a dull boy
This shit triggers me.
>pull yourself up by your bootstraps and give'em a firm hanshake!
>stop masturbating to cartoon girls and get a fucking job
Normies always say the stupidest shit
>>26662499
>>all work and no play makes jack a dull boy
Do they actually say that?
It just makes me think of The Shining.
>5'11
>hot
>alpha
>140+ IQ
>enlightened
Why can't I get bitches. I'm doing everything right
>enlightened
Not a good thing, girls want a blue pilled air head that's going to provide for them
>>26662481
>it's a robot tries to bait people into doxxing someone he hates thread
you look like a college drug dealer, have you considered this occupation
>tfw have money but don't know what to do with it
have a diverse, low-risk portfolio
invest in yourself: take classes, join a gym
start a creative and fulfilling hobby
treat yourself for accomplishing your goals
help those less fortunate than yourself.
A lot of drugs
>>26662242
>>tfw have money but don't know what to do with it
give it to your fellow robots
HOW DOES AN UGLY GUY LIKE THAT GET A QT LIKE HER?!?!?
>>26662207
he asked her out, top kek
>>26662207
By not being a socially awkward beta faggot.
that girl looks literally perfect, like she doesn't even know how she cute is
do girls like that still even exist?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Go down on a girl for first time
>Kept smelling poop
Is that normal? I thought it was supposed to smell like fish?
No, its not supposed to smell like poop
Congratulations you got a nasty bitch who doesn't wipe
>>26662251
should l get tested for e.coli?
Do you think he ever gave in to temptation and just fucked the shit outta Rei?
no she was basically his daughter
>>26662161
so what? nigger
>>26662182
people don't just fuck their daughters when they're lonely
Well robots, do you agree with him?
Yes. Well, not with those exact words, but I agree with the spirit
yes i do fan family
of course.
If you don't give, you don't get.
