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What's /r9k/'s favourite laundry detergent?
I'm loving the gain flings right now
Tide. It's got to be Tide. That stuff has street value too.
>>26654526
tide is better than gain
>>26654562
You see, I find tide gives me a rash
Look at the top posted threads on r9k
How can we drive females from this board?
>>26654351
shit in their mouthes
>>26654351
For some reason there has been a huge surge in female themed threads recently. Just hide the thread and move on m8
Well the misogyny isn't working
They just pathetically try to defend themselves
Maybe Hiro can make a /femr9k/ and they can go there and shit talk men like we shit talk women.
Whats a good site for hookups if youre German (we have no craigslist here)? Tinder is still waaaay too much about your character and status. XHamster?
>>26653920
Isn't xhamster a porn site?
Ich wuerds im Uebrigen auch gern wissen,
t. Swissfag
There are no good hookup sites.
If there would be one it would be swarmed by guys within weeks and would turn into a sausage fest where only the top 10% of guys get laid (aka the same guys successful on tinder and in real life).
>>26653920
I am intrigued aswell, but I do not think that there is much you can do online here. Germans are awfully conservative still, even with hookups. Knew some guys who used Lovoo, but from what I know it is trashy as fuck and filled with hamplanets who go "3/10 would not fug" at every guy who is average and below.
Germany is generally a shitty place to be when you are in the lower tier.
>6'5 tall
>7 inch dick
Who else /goodgenes/ here?
:)
>tfw 6'4"
>18 yrs old
>still growing
I'm estimating I'll get another two inches before I stop
Unless you're very muscular or a basketball-player, that is too tall to be attractive. I really don't understand the obsession on many boards for extreme-height. My cousin is 6'4", and thin, and it just doesn't work. Much better to be between 6' and 6'2"
>>26653844
tfw 6'6 stopped growing freshman year of highschool i'm 18 going on 19 soon feelsgoodman when i'm feeling depressed i think to myself at least i'm not a manlet
>Seen 2:51pm
>good conversation
>send face pic
>blocked/no reply
>>26655212
>tfw that happens every single time
>>26655212
meet girls IRL, not on the net.
>nah bro, it's actually a heterosexual fetish
>>26653712
i love this post more any videos
>But dude, the dick is REALLY feminine.
>>26653712
he has aids
would you rather be?
>a girl who looks like a boy
or
>a boy who looks like a girl
>a boy who looks like a girl
I thought this was the new masterrace in 2016?
>>26653666
>a boy who looks like a girl
>looks like a girl
anything with the latter
>>26653666
>a girl who looks like a boy
this is my dream
18 year old blackbot here, I have self-esteem issues and low confidence which is really bad.
How do I go about gaining self-esteem and confidence so I can talk to/get girls? I hear the ladies love a confident guy.
It's cliche, but the old saying "fake it 'til you make it" is absolutely true. Just be cognizant of your surroundings and don't sperg out.
>>26653473
get a minority scholarship and sign up for one of those pointless girl majors like sociology. Wear white band shirts or nerd shirts... grills will comment on them.
>>26653655
But I'm a Trump supporter
It sucks that today's society is so different that there's legitimately good reasons to not want men to masturbate freely in public because nowadays it means you're probably a dangerous weirdo instead of an enlightened free spirit. They should have some kind of formal test set up where you are thoroughly interviewed by a panel of scientists, philosophers, nobel laureates etc. and if you are the .01 percent who meets the criteria of being a true modern day philosopher and gentleman you are given a special glowing e-bracelet so that if you are in public and are struck by a sublimely erotic idea you can freely explore its possibilities in your mind with no care to your ephemeral worldly surroundings. Instead of being horrified at some random dude jacking off in a mall food court you could just hold up your glowing wrist and everyone would smile solemnly and feel privileged to be allowed to witness a great mind at work.
Yea me too
I've heard of the nigga in the barrel but what the fuck
>>26653460
The fact that this thread is probably going to die with less than 10 replies is a fucking crime desu.
OP is the hero /r9k/ deserves.
>how did you lose your virginity anon?
>how may girls have you slept with anon?
>how many girlfriends have you fucked anon?
What sentences give you /instanxiety/
>>26653357
>met girl at college party
>invited me back to her apt
>chilled with her on her couch
>her roommates went to bed
>suddenly realized I'm going to hook up with her (previously did not realize what was happening)
>got bj that night
>she said "fuck me" a few times but i didn't do it that night cause I'm an idiot
>fucked her a couple weeks later
>met girl in Final Fantasy XI
>she comes to live with me after about a month
>have awkward sex with her, we were both virgins and had no idea what we were doing
>she moves home a few weeks later after realizing what a sperg I am
> what makes you happy?
> what are your hopes/dreams?
Who /shit beard genetics/ here?
Me. And balding. Great combination.
Not great, but at 26 I have enough facial hair to not be too embarrassed by it.
I'm hoping for full coverage by 30.
>>26653253
Tfw can grow a baller moustache, but without the accompanying beard I look like a pedo. Fucking hell.
And what makes it worse, is that if I go clean shaven, I look 14. 3 day stubble is where it looks best so I have to shave 3 days in advance of ever going out if I want to look decent.
Anyone tried swallowing their own cum?
I've reached a new low.
Every day, m8. Makes it easy to clean up.
tried once. was salty and disgusting. never again
>>26653208
I always lose the desire to swallow once I cum.
Male anons, you wake up, look down, and see this. How do you react?
>>26652999
Arrange a gang bang with my friends.
I never realized how unappealing women look from their point of view.
>>26652999
I get upset that my comfy blankets disappeared.
Why don't you get into fashion /r9k/?
borunono or porunono
lol wut
>>26652835
But I am into fashion, anon :^)
I don't care about being effay or haute. I just wear simple pieces that I think go well together.
hey /r9k/, i'm going to carl's jr
what do you want?
>what do you want?
I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
>>26652811
No thanks I'm on a diet.
>>26652811
i can only afford a famous star + shake
