Who /shit beard genetics/ here?
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Who /shit beard genetics/ here?
Me. And balding. Great combination.
Not great, but at 26 I have enough facial hair to not be too embarrassed by it.
I'm hoping for full coverage by 30.
>>26653253
Tfw can grow a baller moustache, but without the accompanying beard I look like a pedo. Fucking hell.
And what makes it worse, is that if I go clean shaven, I look 14. 3 day stubble is where it looks best so I have to shave 3 days in advance of ever going out if I want to look decent.
>>26653787
literally me
original xomment
>>26653787
Nothing wrong with a pedo stache. They're fashionable. And it's not like people will think you're a pedo just because you're rocking a mustache, that's some feminist illuminati conspiracy shit to repress your masculinity.
>>26653253
>having facial hair in the first place
disgusting
My hair is thin and wispy, like peach fuzz, and it grows exclusively on my upper lip, chin, and neck. Nothing on the cheeks or on the side of my mouth. I am literally a genetic neckbeard.
On the plus side, my hair is so thin and grows so slow that I only have to shave once every three or four days to keep it under control.
Not like I have anywhere I need to be anyways. I just wish I could grow a decent NEETbeard.
>>26654134
Having to shave every day is a nightmare anon. Just let it grow
I'm a manlet and not attractive, but at least my hairline is strong as fuck. That's one of the few parts of genetics I got right, every male in my family has thick, strong hair and can grow a good beard. My grandpa's almost 80 and he isn't even balding.
Once my beard stops being patchy I'll grow it out and go full hobo mode
I'm Italian and my beard makes me look like a damn light-skinned arabic terrorist
I can grow one but I shave so I don't get put on a list.
>balding at 19
>can't and never will be able to grow a beard
>ugly face, big forehead, weak chin
jdimsa
>>26654912
aladdino torna in africa col tappeto magico, terrone del cazzo
>>26653253
>balding
>pubestache
>no sideburns
>sprinkled patchy pubes on my cheeks
>lopsided chinstrap and soul patch
>wonder where all my hair is going
>look at my ass in the mirror
>oh
Also, I've had a unibrow since I was like 12.
>>26653253
i can grow a great goatee, but thats it, absolutly no hair anywere else on the face.
>>26653253
It's getting a little stronger. I now have some cheek coverage. I wish my moustache would fill out a little tho.
>tfw I still have hair growing in loads of bullshit places
Tfw my superior beard genetics is all I have
I'm thinking of putting a goatee on my chin.
itt: Low test betas
>>26655328
le test meme xD
beards are also 99% genetics
