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I did acid for the first time 3 days ago and now it's all I think about, I felt so much love in my body and even ended up texting my oneitis. I'm doing more this weekend and I feel like it is the key to life. Did anybody else have this same type of experience? What was your first time like?
>>26869826
Where did you do it?
At a friends house, we walked around the neighborhood when it got dark and then just talked for the rest of the night
Yeah it's great. You have a pretty weak mind if you think it's the key to life though.
When did post-depression start?
When did you become numb?
>>26869682
When I entered university and realised it doesn't get better because more liberal admission standards means normies have taken higher education over.
When I saw others being treated for minor things and I realized I was beyond help and should have died a long time ago.
>>26869728
>this will be a group assignment
i might not finish because of this
For example, whenever I wipe my butt, I look at the toilet paper and always make a disgusted face before dropping below into the water
I literally cannot shit unless I'm completely naked.
>>26869608
my cousin used to do this exact same thing as a kid, now hes an alcoholic thug
i hope theres no connection
>>26869590
sometimes I sniff the paper after I use it.
>Used to be an avid PC gamer
>Usually had a console too
>Used both, no worries
>Recently ditched PC because constant upgrades were expensive and time consuming
>Still have no problem with PC
>Come to 4chan
>"PC masterrace" autists everywhere
>Can't seem to accept that not everyone wants to spend time and money building perfect rigs
>Cheering Microsoft's decision to make the Xbox one upgradeable like a PC
>Forcing people who buy consoles specifically because they don't have to upgrade to upgrade is somehow a good idea just because they like to upgrade
>>26869336
>lego is too complicated for me
>why do you autists make fun of me? fuck off
I haven't upgraded my pc in five years and it's doing ok. It's no work.
>>26869404
This, shit hasn't gotten much better in like 6 years.
>tfw you have a daughter and you're scared she'll turn out a whore
How do I not fuck up?
>>26868524
Put her in a religious private school, or at least for high school
>>26868633
this is terrible advice. girls in private catholic schools are always huge sluts.
>>26868524
By doing the exact opposite of what >>26868633 said. Honestly, if a girl is gonna slut it up, she's just gonna do it more if you pressure her not to. Trust her. Tell her how you feel about the situation, let her make her own decisions and be there more emotional support. Mainly, be in her life and treat her well.
>tfw there isn't a suicide method where you won't regret it immediately after or inconvenience others
and I don't have a gun
What about hanging yourself?
>>26868476
You'll traumatize the person who finds you and it'll take you minutes to die unless you manage to break your neck.
>>26868240
Don't do it anon. Take it from me as someone who's tried. Go talk to someone. Suicide hotline is for teenage girls. Start lifting weights.
Eventually you'll figure things out if you confide in someone. I know it's a normie platitude, but things do get better.
Why do you want to die, anyways?
/r9k/, I realized that the reason so many of us are so awkward and socially incapable is because we have a lack of pop culture knowledge. Normies only seem to be capable of talking about "THE BACHELOR ;d", or a fucking gay sport, a vapid song with lyrics at a 3rd grade reading level (LOL WATCH ME WHIP AND NAY NAY), or some fucking gay capeshit movie.
If I could talk about this fucking gay shit, I swear to god I would have 18 friends and a chance for a lady. But when it comes up in conversation, people can instantly tell I'm a fucking loser and I don't follow trends. How do we learn about "pop culture"? How do I sit down and learn about fucking football. This shit is fucking gay and boring, how do I forcefeed myself this garbage? Is it even worth it in the end, or should I continue living in my own friendless world of Dorf Fort, private WoW servers, books, Bach, and Alfred Hitchcock movies?
>I have a deluded superiority complex
>>26868163
god bless the kid. we're always short of tanks, after all
>>26868163
>Bach
Why do spergs glorify baroque music so much? Is their version of hipsterdom?
You fucks realize 1750-1950 saw massive improvements on style and range of expression, right?
I have twenty four hours to kill myself. It has to happen. Don't let me down, robots. Hit me with everything you've got. Methods, help, anything. Go.
Glhf anon, cya laterI'm not gonna stop you, if you really feel that life is not gonna get better, that you see no purpose to you living, and you will never get a purpose, then do what you gotta do senpai
>>26867392
just beee yourseIf anon
>>26867392
Have you tried just being yourself? Maybe go out and make some friends, anon! :)
Any 30 year old robots here?
I've been neeting for 10 years until I got this low-tier accounting job for an american corporation two years ago, finally became financially independent, can afford modest living in a rented apartment.
I'll be thirty in two months and its slowly getting to me, how much time I've lost, I work with people who are five years younger than me. I kinda like this job because its autist shit involving lots of numbers and spreadsheets so I'm pretty good at it, even got promoted to a specialist but the third decade is getting to me big time.
No gf, five friends who are all getting married and earn way more than I do and worst of all the realization that now its all downhill - in 10 years I will actually start getting dumber.
As a NEET I thought I have all the time in the world until I woke up one new year morning heard the clock ticking and went into full panic mode, thats when I got this job.
I'm seriously thinking about suicide, not now, not in years but probably when I'm 40+, I'm gonna be that guy who blows his brains out.
I am now realizing how important family is, that normies will die in the warmth of their own home with families and loving grandchildren. My parents probably have 10 years of life left and they are all I have and love.
How you handling this shit robats?
>>26866299
>he has a real job and education
>>26866299
Im in worse shape than you OP, and I dont think it is going to get better. I would like to hear some success stories if any older robobros have them.
Anyway, things are not going well. Im almost half way through 28, and life sucks.
I went to a crummy state college in a poor area of California, graduated with honors, but I earned a worthless BA in political science, so Im back home, and have a near min wage job in the hospitality industry. All my coworkers are 18-22. I make $11/hour, so I can't even afford to have much of a life.
I never had many friends, and now I have none. My high school and college friends have all moved on, and now they're all back packing around the world, getting their law degrees, or making $60+k a year. I just can't seem to move into a half decent job despite my good marks.
>TFW no gf
is also pretty hard to deal with to when you're a 28 year old khv. I know there are a lot of people in shitty relationships, but I really wish I couldve had fun or some sort of half decent relationship in my 20s.
>>26866299
I'm almost 30 as well and the crushing realization that I will die alone hit me like a fucking brick.
I want to kill myself but I'm too scared to do it. Every time you wake up you go a little more downhill. It only gets a little worse.
Finish this sentence:
"I have never..."
I have never had a kiss.
mouth fucked a girl that was lying upside down on the edge of the bed
talked to a girl
I thought it'd be easier as a Chad, guess not
>>26866025
these bitches just know there's so much chadfishing going around that they know someone is trying to make them look like whores
I bet if you "hanged out" with her and showed up as a real Chad she'd fuck on the first date no problem.
>>26866061
This. Most women are going to protect their reputation, they're using common sense.
:v
Because this man exist.
Oh just a chicken-bacon ranch melt on Italian herbs & cheese please!
>card declined
"It says here you have insufficient funds on your card, sir. Do you have any money on you?"
>n-no
"How about a credit card?"
>no b-because I have no credit score
"I'm afraid I can't sell you this sandwich. Have a good day, sir."
>>26865741
Would you like a drink with that?
>>26865807
another NEET permanently BTFO.
I kekked
Why the fuck are manlets so insecure about their height? The only people who even mention height in the real world are manlets.
>the only people who mention height in the real world are manlets
I literally got shamed in front of my French class in the 9th grade by two black girls
Those people get treated like a joke. Don't underestimate how hard the manlets have it. Women don't find that very attractive, and it's hard for them to be imposing or even be taken seriously at all.
>>26865062
Girls are the first to mention it.
how tall are you all?
i'm 6'7
6'7, huh?
Like this guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMlDimV9zsE
Do you look anything like him?
>>26865034
5'11 and my growth plates wont fuse for another 6 years (when im 27) so thats pretty fucked. likely chance i'll hit 6'5 at my 25th birthday and thats depressing as fuck for me. no point in having height unless you're in high school to be honest
>>26865398
>growth plates wont fuse for another 6 years (when im 27
How do you know?
How do you feel about women with tattoos on their pubic area?
>>26864884
hot but gross, gross but hot, hot but gross, gross but hot
I don't care much for women with tattoos, unless she's a biker babe or something. In my opinion, only the hardest people should have ink.
queen of spade tats are so hot
