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THIS IS MY VIRGINITY AND NOBODY IS GOING TO DARE TAKE IT OR ELSE
>>27658480
c-can i take it anon?
gimme gimme
>>27658858
>>27658871
Get the fuck out, dirty sexhavers
Hey girls, aren't you tired of these betafags?
>come join our group
>only fembots
>beta cucks gonna get kicked
>chads welcome
https://join.skype.com/waTdVHcgrrzV
stacy leave
>>27658458
Best group
>>27658458
>be guest, get removed
>be female, get removed
>moved out when I was 22
>2100 miles away
>haven't seen my mom in 6 years
>she calls me today and tells me she's coming to visit me in 2 weeks
>she's crazy religious
>I'm an alcoholic
>she's staying at my house for 15days
What the fuck are we going to talk about and how do I hide im drunk half of the time I'm awake?
Tell her you're also a homosexual, that way the alcoholic thing isn't so bad.
>>27658427
6 years can't be fixed with 4chan memes
>>27658663
I think if I told her I was gay she would literally leave that second and never speak to me again. Luckily I'm straight, that's the only thing I have in my favor
Aren't there any god damn places out there where a man can get a decent BBQ sandwich?
I'm damn near 200 miles from the nearest Arby's, what are other places to go for delicious bar be que??
>>27658420
>Heading out target shooting one afternoon in november years ago
>Stop off to get food
>McDonalds packed as hell
>Fuck that wait
>Head across the street to country gas station
>Bout to head inside when an heavenly aroma appears
>Old country black guy on the side of the gas station has a mobile BBQ/Smoker
>inside the smoker, huge ass hog stuffed with chickens
>Ask for a BBQ sandwhich
>Expecting a little bit on the bun
>HELL NO!
>MOUNDS OF DELICIOUS PULLED PORK IN SWEET TANGY VIRGINIA BBQ SAUCE TOPPED WITH SMOOTH RICH SLAW ON A TOASTED SESAME SEED BUN
>TENDER AND JUICY
>Best BBQ I ever had.
Go back again later in the week hes gone.
To this day i keep an eye out for those roadside BBQ Stands still looking for that old black dude. I think he was the Ghost of BBQ past or something.
>in the future, people will feel depressed for small things like this
i feel good for them.
>Arbys
>decent BBQ
Go eat some trash. It'll suite your obviously refined palate
Would you a Misato Katsuragi?
With a condom. Don't want slut diseases.
>>27658360
Id rather be friends. Has a pet penguin, gets drunk, awesome job paying the rent so I can be a lazy shit. I'd also get to see her passed out half naked ass all the time while having bro time with fridge penguin.
>>27658431
shes only been with one guy though
>tfw no hot Asian wife
What's the point of living?
So go to Asia and get one
>>27658184
Asian women <3
Clearly not original
FUCK YOU OP I"M NOT YOUR ROACH TO CONTROL
How do you deal with having sweaty palms? When do your hands being to sweat?
>>27657742
>tfw play vidya and have to wipe hands on pants in between rounds
my hands are warm and dry and everyone loves them
my armpits are a waterfall though :(
tfw playing games with someone else locally, and having to wipe the controller in shame before handing it to them.
What you on Mr Roboto?
My jew doctor just perscribed me gabapentin.
I'm on:
-150mg of Effexor
-5mg of abilify
- 30mg of focalin
- 300mg of gabapentin
So, how has your experience been ever since you surrendered to the jews?
Effexor has done wonders for my depression thus far. The hydroxizine on the other hand has been absolute shit
225mg effexor, shit doesnt work
10 mg escitalopram, for being a bitch.
This is my daily thread.
You can read me any day.
Discourse is free.
Today's thread title: Cold.
Today's passwords: betrayal, backstabbing, white weapon, silence, perpetual confusion, despair, blizzard, sea storm, sinking wooden buoys, nothing.
Talk and discuss.
what the fuck are your talking about go fuck yourself retard
and what does the picture has anything to do with that shit you posted?
>>27657521
Because op is a mysterious edgy faggot
>>27657481
With keywords like betrayal and backstab, this might be one of those bs murderer threads
How could I overcome my social phobia without using jew pills?
immerse yourself in tons of social situations until it nearly kills you
you'll either become desensitized to it or completely snap
>>27657394
take some american pills in ya head mofo
>>27657443
Or do anything else until it actually does kill you.
>tfw went down on an escort with the perfect looking pussy a couple hours ago
i know i fucked up but fuck what the fuck can i do to save my life? it was worth it brehs
pretty gross senpai
get tested
>>27657376
>tfw cant rim escorts because of the diseases
never ever never ever go down on an escort you stupid fuck
now you're gonna get some STD and cry about that too.
ITT we post in the oldest thread on 4chan until it's dead
http://boards.4chan.org/i/thread/398517/
How did you find it you magnificent faggot?
Please don't do this. I dont want it to die.
>>27657208
Wow, butts
How is this alive btw? I'm curious
>Have to do a college group assignment
>Forced to work together with Chads
>Sent everything that I needed to do to Chad weeks before the due date
>I told him this 3 times
>It's due today
>He has sent me dozens of calls and hundreds of violent text messages, claiming that I didn't do my part
>Calling me a piece of shit freak and threatening to beat me down because his mark is going to "go to shit" because of this
>Still 3 weeks left of class
It doesn't get any better guys.
>implying your part isn't the whole assignment
>>27657182
Yup, he's really demanding that you get started on his portion too.
>>27657215
This to he honest with you. Better get crackin, beta, or Chad will be crack in' that ass if you know what I mean
holy chit doesnt this rustle your monkeys?
>>27657053
Go post on pol if that's what you want to do we don't want any of this shit on r9k
>>27657053
Why most /fit/ niggers have a huge chest gap?
Yes, im about to rustle them. damn shoulda posted there for real yo
>wake up
>see exactly this
>she says "oh man you were so great last night..."
what do you do?
>>27656967
last night i was a crazed lonely virgin.
>>27656967
I Will talk to her in hebrew because it's bar refaeli and I am Israeli.
also she is overrated and old for a model
Get away from me kike, you'll never fool me
