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who's your role model?
>>27656796
He ended up three different versions of Meg Ryan in Joe Versus the Volcano
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Odysseus
>>27656826
Forgot to add "fucking" three different versions of Meg Ryan.
>brah not getting the girl is just part of the game, try again in college
>>27656572
>tfw when want to REEEEEEEE, but whats the point anymore ?
Im 32
>>27656654
>brah just develop a solid inner core and go out and cold approach women it will work when they see your confidence.
Any robots try this yet? Have gone 2 days without food and feel pretty light headed desu
What a shitty, low energy way to commit suicide. Soon, your intestines are going to start eating itself, and theres no coming back from that if you pussy out.
It takes a few weeks to die like that. You won't even die, because someone will find you and you'll be force fed. Alternatively, you will give up on your own after the real pain sets in.
>tl;dr: it's stupid and you can only make yourself suffer for no reason
>>27656481
If you want to go this route, just go without water, you'll drop dead in 3 days
/v/ isn't helping.
A Mexican guy keeps jumping over my castle wall on minecraft and he is currently logged off inside my base. I have no idea where he is, but he is trapped inside my base. What should I do? I'm afraid he is going to give me a beantownbeatdown.
Fill the place with lava.
>>27656419
fucking
>"beantownbeatdown"
well, obviously you don't have a big enough wall.
tweet trump.
He'll fix it.
>muh no gf
Shitposting aside /r9k/ cherish your friends.
Cherish them and be kind to them.
I'm having a rough week and i don't know what i would do if i didn't have the few good friends i have.
Because tfw no gf can be rough but having no friends must be a living nightmare.
>>27656275
is there any chance that i can actually break into a group of friends going into community college at 19?
my only friend is my cousin who lives out of state, and we're pretty different and only hang out like once a month
>>27656309
I'm not the best person to advise you.
I've made new acquitances over the years, but my good friends are friends from childhood, and i've had the luck that the relationship with them is still strong after all these years.
But you're 19, people that age aren't too bitter and are usually open minded i'd say you could make some good friends if you share interests.
>>27656275
>Shitposting aside /r9k/ cherish your friends.
I have no friends.
Moved around a lot as a kid and didn't really stay much longer than a year at any given school. All the friends I had made during highschool fell out of contact when I went through some shit in senior year, got kicked out of home and ended up living in another state for a little bit. They've moved on with their normalfag lives and I've long since not wanted any further contact with people.
The Internet is all the human interaction I desire.
>Because tfw no gf can be rough
Only for failed normalfags who still chase 3DPD. They can be put down like dogs for all I care.
>but having no friends must be a living nightmare.
You know what is a living nightmare? Having no money, having no skills, having lived nearly half your expected lifetime while being such a depressed and anxious wreck than you can't handle even entry level jobs with limited human contact. Your projected issues are the least of real problems many robots face.
Get the fuck out you repulsive normalfag.
>tfw no mommy gf to hold me and stroke my hair after I come home from wagecucking
Why can't any fembots live near me and then be my mommy gf? Why is life so stupid and shit and unfair?
There are lots of other reasons but one of the biggest ones is that fembots don't want a robot bf, for whatever reason. This also proves that "fembots" don't exist, if they were truly lonely and desperate they'd reach out to anons like these. Heck I'm sure some people in your position are even willing to house her just for being a mommy gf, but no fem"bot" will take you up on your offer. Hmmmm.
>>27656315
I know. Fembots aren't even real. There are just a few female shitposters.I would never house a girl for free though t b h
I don't want to be with some silly little faggot beta.
what is the freshest meme?
:^)
>>27656082
You know what it is
according to 9gag.com/fresh
>>27656167
pepe was ruined long ago
What is the maximum time that can be considered acceptable to commute to work?
>>27655868
1 hour, i'm not taking any work that involves more than that.
>>27655868
Honestly I think it's a waste when it's over 30 minutes, barring traffic. But then again I can't drive so don't mind me.
I commute an hourish each way
Cushy $20/hr & benefits
This thread will soon die.
And some day you will too.
>>27655850
suck my asshole looser!!!
>>27655891
This post gave me yellow fever.
>>27655850
you're being very naughty OP
please go on
What does /r9k/ think of this absolute madman?
>>27655767
He has a cool tattoo
>81
>still in prison
hell be fine
>>27655767
He was a raving /pol/tard who actually acted on his delusions.
who /do nothing/ here?
> no motivation to change life
> life is empty
do i just stare at the wall until i die?
>>27655512
>go to school
>do homework
>get decent grades
>no clubs
>play vidya
>tfw no internship for summer
>tfw basically doing nothing despite doing something
>>27655512
I /drink coffee and do nothing/ herehalp ;_;
>>27655543
Thanks for reminding me I have coffee, anon.
I haven't done anything today yet, but I might. I'm planning to get check the mail soon.
How do l get to kiss a girI like this?
>>27655265
Loads of money, son.
Or hope your dad is famous and has loads of money.
>>27655279
>Loads of money, son.
How much? I have money but I don't think they're "loads"
>Or hope your dad is famous and has loads of money.
No he's not
>>27655265
>be hot model
>get to kiss fellow hot model
Hey robots as I robot neet myself I thought why not make videos? This is me reviewing a song from drake:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToShPiTPC6g
Please tell me how I did
Do I look awkward?
>even robots ignore my videos
Ok I'm off killing myself bye
>>27655259
>tfw it's a the needledrop clone
No hate, I just noticed it. I'm not a music person myself so I cent really rate it. You seem like a cool churro tho
>>27655345
Thanks robot
What is needledrop?
>be me
>failing online course because i can't find the motivation to do homework on a consistent basis
>still have to time withdrawal, but risk losing federal aid
>afraid of continuing college unless my work ethic changes
>am now 24, have attended 4 colleges while continuously failing and dropping out at each one, so i don't think i'll ever change
>wasted tens of thousands of dollars of my parents money, but at least now i'm taking my own loans
can any robots relate? am i the only one who's such a shitty person?
>HE GOES TO SCHool
REEEEEEEEE NORMIE GET OUTTTTT
>>27655090
Nope, have done literally the same shit anon, only difference is that I'm 25
>>27655090
It doesn't even matter
loans get forgiven after x amount of years anyway
Human women are made for alien cock.
>u mad human boi?
>us aliens got 10x10 inch ribbed, vibrating double cocks!
>ur wife is a BETC cumslut!
>tfw you aren't an alien.
>tfw you can't spend you life riding your UFO and sodomizing qt redneck grills.
>tfw you can't lmao about it with your fellow ayyliens later.
>tfw you won't leave random shitposts across the internet hidden in plane sight.
>tfw your mates in the CIA will never chill at Area 51 afterwards.
>>27655004
The BBC to the rescue again.
