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How come only in fiction do robots get the best girl and have a cool son with her?
I have a girl, not a son yet though.
>making your son dress like you and style his hair like yours
That's how you make serial killers
Actually a serial killer with those shadow powers sounds interesting, write that book naruto man
>>27641754
It's the mom making him
>exclamation points
Do these make anyone else cringe?
>>27641656
no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
originall blox plz no mute
they're cute to me desu SENPAI
>>27641656
Not when used in a grammatically correct manner. Why do you ask?
give me one reason why the universe should not immediately cease existing
if the universe didn't exist there would be no suffering
>>27641586
Can you lick my frenulum, senpai?
Because I like living and to my knowledge being alive is better than being dead.
As for you, sense that's your stand point why don't you go kill yourself Op
>implying meaning exists
>tfw the closest thing you have to friends are a bunch of anonymous people on some small board on a shitty 4chan clone
>Being on 8gag
You dont deserve anyone in your life, kill yourself worthless leddittor
>tfw the people on this site that call you a faggot and tell you to kill yourself are still kinder and more supportive than your friends in real life
>tfw you hate all of your real life friends
>>27641432
Which board do you go to OP? I want to know.
Do you guys have a good relationship with your family?
I can't stand any of them but my mother. I legitimately wish I didn't know them.
It'd be a good relationship if I didn't feel like I can never make them happy. My social skills are fucked tier, I get anxiety about everything, I'm just a born loser. The only thing I've done is some writing but it's probably terrible.
No, and thank god. They're awful people.
I don't like anyone. At all. I'm intolerant of most people.
I treat my family like a bitter asshole. They have their flaws like everyone else, but I'm just mean and sometimes I feel like shittiest person in the world because of how bitter and condescending I am towards people. It's instinctive now.
Post those genders.
XTX here.
who /dyke on a bike/ here?
Plumber Femme, Male Lesbian here
I'm a muff muncher, stag.
>long distance relationship
>we meet once every 1~2 months
>she won't send nudes
I'm getting tired of it
Lol.
Why then.
>>27641399
Have you hit her with a rare pepe
Are you getting laid 1-2 times a month? If so keep her around as a practice gf if no end it
Need to get this off my chest and hope some robots will listen
>be me
>get bored one day and set my tinder location to Bolivia
>get loads of matches and attention as a white guy with blue eyes
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>match with this one beautiful 9/10 girl
>she becomes obsessed with me, showers me with compliments, asks me constantly how i am etc
>we end up talking, skyping, everything for a month
>she gives off slightly crazy vibes but is addictive to talk to for giving me self-confidence
>we become the best of friends and i know everything about her, she knows everything about me
>she tells me she has fallen in love with me, and she's from a rich family so it wouldn't be too difficult for her to travel to me in the summer to come and meet me in person
>i feel amazing
>then, suddenly one day, no reply to my messages despite them being read and her being active
>just assume she's busy or whatever or dealing with personal issues, leave it for a couple days
>try contacting her again, she is still completely ignoring me
>keep trying to contact her for a week, still completely ignoring me, i'm going a bit crazy
>it's now been two weeks of complete ignoring, she hasn't even blocked me or explained anything whatsoever
I don't understand this, how can a girl be so evil? I know I should block her on everything and move on with my life, but I don't want to in case she messages me explaining everything soon. Just why, robots? She is a real person I was talking to, she expressed her love for me genuinely, and then completely wiped me from her life with no remorse or even a simple one line explanation.
I feel like a fucking wreck now as well as a complete fool for actually believing what she said to me. Is this just a game she plays on several guys for pleasure or what? I don't think I will ever trust a girl again.
>>27641393
Wouldn't you feel bad framing her as evil if she died? Life in Bolivia is hard, and people die young there pretty often.
There was a girl that just randomly cut all contact with me for no reason at all once too. We hung out a lot and I wasn't being creepy or anything we were both into each other. Then one day she wouldn't reply to my messages. I would drunk text her for a while after it happened which was pretty embarrassing. Still wish I knew why but dont really care anymore
>>27641413
This thought did cross my mind, and I thought maybe it was a family member checking her messages or something. But a dead person would not be frequently active for 2 weeks. It is definitely just straight up ignoring
>That'll be $86.52 after the new virgin and single male tax plus a tip!
>>27641360
Anything for you tbqh. You're adorable.
>>27641360
y-you toobloxo
>>27641360
NO
*unsheathes katana*
nothing personell kid
>tfw bf gropes you and touches your body while you browse /r9k/
I love it when I sit on his lap and he starts caressing my legs and ass while I shitpost
this is fucking obvious bait and I'm only posting to say that anyone who responds to this is braindead
>>27641168
>>27641210
I feel like all anime posters are mentally ill cross dressing neckbeards
>had an easy time in school, never had to studying, always got good grades
>get to college
>fail
I got the third year of uni doing no studying and not handing in any projects and jut getting by on the exams.
The last year is impossible to pass on just exams
Of course, same thing happened to me.
Never being challenged is a great set up for failure.
Time to put on your big boy pants and fucking try for once
>>27641097
>Had an easy time in elementary school, never had to study and always got good grades
>Get to high school and never do homework or study, still get Bs because HW was 10% of overall grade
>Realize my poor work ethic would never fly in college
>Procrastination led me to submit my applications late, leading to them being rejected
And here I am, 2 years later.
>first day of work tomorrow
Help me I don't know what to do or how to act.
where at even?
>>27641048
health food store full of nu male coworkers
I think I only got hired because I have dreads but those happened by accident because I was a neet for so long
>>27641013
Ask how to do things when you're unsure, and try to make friends with your coworkers. It's really not that hard once you get past the initial intimidation factor.
I felt guilty for about 3 years for literally jailbaiting this seemingly normal-enough guy until I recently read this article stating, "A 24-year-old Grand Island man, already on probation stemming from a child pornography possession [DAS ME GUYS] case last year, was arrested Monday after a woman claimed he was fondling himself while driving next to her."
I guess the part where he had his laptop confiscated and was banned from using the internet had him getting creative with his jerking material...
Conscious cleared.
http://www.dailycommercial.com/news/article_c26b7f2f-3065-5b6d-9844-5834b6d6be45.html
I've literally done this tons of times. Had no idea it was illegal.
Um, yeah, I meant "conscience"... but I swear I'm no longer underageb&.
>>27640741
Jerked while driving, or specifically watching a target while driving/jerking?
Any artists here?
Just picked up my pencil to draw, looked at the paper for 10 minutes and put everything away. Does anyone else get absolutely overwhelmed with how intimidating art can be sometimes? It's like I see an end product, and even if I can draw it, I'm afraid of what would happen if I didn't do it well.
>>27640714
I've been practicing anatomy and know that feeling all to well. Try breaking what you want to improve into small chunks.
Focusing on one thing at a time whether it be shading, lines, etc. It helps a ton with feeling overwhelmed.
You only get gud by practising bud. Have fun and be creative, don't be so ridged about your outcome being perfect. No one is perfect and regardless of how good you are, there will always be someone better than you. So draw faggot.
>>27640881
I'm not OP
How long have you been drawing? I'm struggling with clothes now and haven't got any motivation to draw for 4 months now. I really want a draw friend who'll help me improve.
Any robots here doing deep learning? How are you using it? I'm hoping it's my ticket out of NEET lifestyle.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep_learning
>>27640707
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep_learning
i dont understand
>>27640736
Why dont you learn then
>>27640767
im really stupid can you just please help meunsderstant
