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i never noticed my weak chin until i started browsing this board so fuck TO ALL... im 19, so is there any hope that my jaw will come in late? starting the gym today if that helps
pic related: me
gym? it wont help
Does your name begin with a D?
Are you a scarlet knight?
>>27632717
Proper mouth posture: Teeth and lips closed, tongue to the roof of your mouth. Gym will definetely help to lose sone of that fat, but I think you're genetically fucked. Implants is your answer
Who /monster cock worshipper/ here?
If any of you guys have a huge aesthetic cock post it please I wanna worship it
It's all an illusion anon
>>27632607
>if you have a 7 or 8 inch dick
Where exactly is the illusion?
>>27632798
the small girls make those dicks look two feet long
those girls are midgets, probably no taller than 5'2
>be 24yo hhkv
>go mad
>start dressing better
>get on propecia/rogaine
>start working out
fast-forward 2 years
>still hhkv
>but have qt girls smile at me when i walk past them on the street
>confident af
>pretty sure im gonna lose my virginity within few months or at least hold hands
>>27632224
>26yo hhkv
nah man, you'll stay virgin, but if you go to niteclub everynight in order to have mad disgusting sex (they cant hear you talking at club, they just want sex), you'll fuck many whores and finally be normie, that's the only way
>>27632224
>>pretty sure im gonna lose my virginity within few months or at least hold hands
This is one of the more depressing sentences I've read here in the past few days.
Wow. I'm sorry, OP.
>>27632224
>be 17
>start uni
>start dressing better
>start working out
>confident af
>qt girls smile at me
fast-forward 4 years
>still hhkv
There's no hope for a robot
ITT: Childhood faps
Johnny Bravo
>>27632062
Electra Woman and Dyna Girl.
Hestia
Hi OP a very happy normie here..
Question what have you been up to?
Ive pic related with the gf
>How mad are you?
Hi OP do you feel like a fuck up
What is this? finally see your first pair of tits and came to /r9k/ to tell about it?
I bet you have Aspergers and your girlfriends a fat ugly redhead bitch with a dick between his legs, huh?
>>27632177
No dubsman
>stay thirsty
I've been at uni for about a year now. Haven't bothered making any friends at all, I could really care less. I'm going to be leaving this town as soon as I get my degree, why bother making friends when I'm just going to leave and never come back. Anyone else feel the same?
I was at CC 2 years and made one friend but we don't take anymore. Now one quarter from finishing at Uni and I haven't made any friends. Moving back home anyway so why bother at this point since I haven't made any here.
>>27631855
>I've been at uni for about a year now. Haven't bothered making any friends at all, I could really care less. I'm going to be leaving this town as soon as I get my degree, why bother making friends when I'm just going to leave and never come back. Anyone else feel the same?
I am also a uni freshman
I dont really agree, I wish I could make friends because my time here will be a lot better and easier with friends
but its hard to make friends... so oh well
>>27631855
Jack? Please don't leave Liverpool mate.
Post me some pics!
Here you go senpai.
Only one though.
Do they have to be naked?
Or can they just keep their clothes on?
how (and/or/where) should you stab some one so you wouldnt get blood to your clothes?just asking its not illegal
Do it naked. Duh.
Or just tape a knife to a drone.
Definitely a ice suit
It'd just melt away with the blood
Probably through the front of their neck from behind though after you do it you'll want to move quickly (none of that watching them bleed up out shit) just hypothetical though right anon?
Who /night terrors/ here?
What were yours typically like? Any recurring themes?
I saw stuff crawling on my walls a lot when I was a kid.
I rarely get them anymore but when I do I usually wake up to yelling or screaming.
>>27631368
>but when I do I usually wake up to yelling or screaming
that's what night terrors are, congrats you retard
>>27631393
Yeah, obviously. I'm describing what mine are usually like.
What is reading comprehension?
>>27631368
I had a few when I was younger. One time in specific I remember I was having a really bad fever and I thought I could jump really fucking high.
I was on the stairs just hopping around thinking I was going like 20 feet in the air, it was incredible. Then I get to the top of the stares and my cat meows at me and spooks the shit out of me and I zap out of it.
>Christmas Cake English tutor tells me about her 31 y/o NEET female cousin (I'm a 21 y/o cyborg).
>Tutor wanted us to meet each other and help her cousin not being a NEET and be her friend.
>FemNEET can't do ANYTHING without her parents as she has no confidence.
S-Should I go for it?
Is she cute? Does she seem crazy?
>31 y/o NEET female
> any year
What's to lose, sweet robot prince?
When was the turning point? When was it all over?
Looking back... that one moment when you felt it in your bones this ride was gonna be unpleasant.
>be 13
>awful awkward puberty
>mom tries to console me
>"Don't worry anon girls really only care about confidence"
>25+ KHV NEET. Mom is downstairs cooking literal tendies. Dad left us a few years ago.
>be ten
>masturbate to videogames
The moment I joined a community where you can't be considered truly depressed if you aren't a virgin.
Trust me, losing your virginity doesn't magically make your life less shit. The only cure for us is to learn to enjoy solitude.
>4 years old
>mom and dad get divorced
>realize relationships don't last
our favorite meme has gone mad
He is crushing slowly crushing his internal organs with a gurdle to commit suicide. He is no coward.
>>27630817
Suicide by girdle.
Hope he kills himself
>have a bag of doritos
>want to go into the kitchen to grab dip for them
>hear my normie flatmates walking around
fuck this. they're so dry my tongue is really rough
it isn't fucking fair, fuck normies. fuck this. i can't even grab some pepsi
pic unrelated
Stop being a faggot OP
>>27630634
Well fought Beaver
Beaver
Well fought beaver
Ebebewej
>literally every single female can easily get bf/friends/orbiters/money from thirsty betas/tons of attention simply proclaiming their gender and desire to get someone
>some of them might actually believe they belong here
>>27630612
yeeeeah, all women, right...
>>27631657
>implying there are no men with hambeasts fetish
No. Only if you are at least a 7.
>summer time coming
>thought i went through the lowest i could go mentally
>be reminded of all the rejection lived during childhood
>get triggered like a feminist is triggered on twitter
>mfw it's only the beginning
>mfw summer is associated with being rejected
>mfw seeing a group of young people in the street instantly kills my sanity
>mfw im slipping downwards
i cant cope with it
from 11 to today i spent every summer inside playing video games or being on the internet
i am 27
>mfw summer is associated with being rejected
Damn, I feel you on that robro.
>>27630563
summer will mark 56lbs weight loss on my current plan
looking forward to not sweating and being able to actually go somewhere with-out getting a rash between my legs
>>27630690
op here
i know that feel as well
been losing weight too, need to lose more, it did make me feel better, but its temporary
a new normal is set
