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>Middle aged man comes into the surgery
>Suffering from chronic diarrhoea
>Goes through more adult diapers than a Japanese pensioner
>Wants me to give him something to slow down bowel movements
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
>asdkljlashdlsahkh comes into the surgery
>sklsdjlashdkgqerghgsdfkjh
>oiuisghaksdajhsdkah
>yhntgbrfvtgbnjnbjohjhkjhk
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
>>27635430
Almost there, its more like this
>X comes into the surgery
>Backstory
>Optional second line of backstory
>Wants me to give him Y
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
>>27635477
your meme isnt going to catch on
That girl, who keeps a lot of friends around her, some of them are girls, some guys that you dont know, she talks to them like to good friends just like to you, but you want to be more and not become a failfag.
What do? How do you know if a girl is wroth it or what to try on her?
>>27635315
If you like her, then go for it. If she's desirable and single, there will be a half a dozen guys trying to get with her, and another dozen orbiters at any time.
When I got with my current gf, she had three guys pursuing here actively and another couple of guys she swore were platonic friends but I instantly saw that they were friendzoned orbiters.
>>27635397
How so you not get friendzoned if youre mostly a neetfag anon?
>>27635469
The most important thing to do in order to not get friendzoned is to avoid getting too close without making a move. What I mean by that is don't become too close friends before making clear that you're into her. If you meet make sure to flirt and make her laugh. Also be physical, i.e. touch her, while joking around, take her in your arm etc. and see how she reacts. If she's into you she'll reciprocate. If you think that you have a chance, ask her out on a date.
>tfw you weren't in your 20's-30's in the 90's
being a robot was cool back then
>>27635091
>TFW you're a robot in the 2010s when Facebook and other bullshit social media destroy your already weakened ego by showing you the busy lived full of friends and romance of people your age, the age where people can film you and make pictures of you and post it in facebook for everybody you know and beyond to know
>>27635137
*And TAKE pictures of you, sorry.
Continues:
>The age where when you're a robot and wanna make new friends and reset your life the new people you meet will know that you have 0 firends or social lives whatsoever through facebook and will instantly know you're unpopular and will consider you a "weirdo".
>tfw goth has died
>/pol/ is as easily offended as Tumblr
>>27635079
>keeping poo in loo, indonesia, china and most of south america
Map may aswell be made by a bleeding heart free love hippy
So is /r9k/. What's your point?
>>27635079
/po/tards are tumblrinas who happen to use 4chan.
Who here gets drunk and constantly has an urge to break and throw things? I'm not sure if I was abused as a child but I constantly feel like starting something
>>27634946
Iktf famalam.
>tfw every time I get drunk I get the urge to fight someone and break shit
>tfw was mentally abused growing up by family
>>27634985
I saw my mom nearly kill my dad at least 3 times with a knife and I think I was probably tortured and raped by these older kids when I was young
I'm not sure
This is starting to happen to me. I used to be the calmest drunk too. The alcohol is probably finally rotting my brain.
Post your room you autistic faggots, I wanna laugh at you retards
>>27634919
Being an asshole is never generally a good way to start a thread.
>>27634919
ey bebh is dat u? wanna smeel
the place where I sleep
>first got tired of movies
>then got tired of tv series
>eventually got tired of anime
>started reading light novels
Who /NEETvolving/ here?
Us wizards and Magick users are going to btfo of normies. The next habbening will be a good one
>praise Kek
it's weird that light novels are more accepted in the west when they're seen as weirder than manga in Japan
weird shit dude, that reading, no matter how smutty or shitty it is, won't be looked down on by normies
>started playing eroge visual novels
Thanks me.
>Daily Reminder Eliza still cries after my dick
How does that make you betas feel?
remember to sage in the options field
I'm so proud of our saging efforts archiving thriving threads.
>>27634692
Riperoni Oreginoi
some robot posted a pic of his sister last week and i can't stop thinking about her (pic related)
please post pics of your sisters
when her idiot mexican gf is over, I hear her moaning through the walls
I swear one day I'll splash some coffee in this asses faces, it's infuriating she lost her virginity before me (I'm 2 years older)
I'm an only child but I'm currently dating an old friend's sister. I'm pretty sure a part of him feels cucked.every time I go to their place, specially because one day I'm sure I saw a.tab with /r9k/ open on his computer.
>>27634438
>please post pics of your sisters
She is really cute and likes to play the drums.
What's the most pathetic thing you made a guy do or say while posing as a girl?
>>27634334
I had a bunch of guys on /r9k/ begging me for more pics when I posted my hairy legs while pretending to be a girl.
I never did it with mean intentions, but some guys in a /lit/ irc chat thought I was a girl and they were essentially doing nice complimenting baby talk with me - then I was pointing out I'm not a girl and they were first in disbelieve and then pissed.
Pretty awkward experience for me.
i just got sent this
What are some good normie repellents? I've heard flashing a knife or brandishing a gun is sufficient enough if they start bothering you.
Your face is more than enough
Bee yourself, works like a charm
>>27634216
Spray paint your hair black.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMN2PeFama0
I shouldn't have laughed at all the wacky parts.
Who's been filming you op?
>tfw i've already watched this video because it was posted to r/autism
he didn't write that speech. i guess his parents are doing it to raise awareness, which is a good reason. but do they actual expect somebody to believe that?
>Be me
>Some years ago
>15 years old
>Talking to cousins
>Tell them the joke www.emo.com/wrists
>They all get triggered
>Topkek.png
>Go to dad's house every 2 weekends
>When we go, step-mom is unusually grumpy with me
>Feelsweirdman.jpg
>I guessed that she was just on her period or something
>I was wrong
>My brother had told her about that joke
>She told him that if she were my mom, she would have grounded me for a month
>She goes to family reunion
>This family is mine now, too
>Everyone there fucking hates me because she told everyone that I told that joke
>Areyoufuckingkiddingme.webm
>I tell my dad that I'm not going to his house anymore, because there's no reason to hang out with my fucktard of a brother and cum dumpster of a step-mom
>He's cool with it
>Never saw dad again
>Never talked to brother for the 3 more years I lived at my mom's house
>Mfw I lost half of my family by triggering them
>Mfw my brother killed himself because I stopped talking to him
>Mfw that whole family is Tumblr incarnate
>>27633992
>that kek suit Pepe
Nice to see someone using my OC.
>>27634019
Do you have a bigger version? Op's is too low res
>>27633992
This greentext has triggered me
Let's get a general census of the /r9k/ community, il start.
How old are you?
>20
What do you do for a living?
>College
What area are you in?
>Wood County, Ohio
If anyone else has any other good general questions, feel free to add them!
Bump, come on guys and gals.
Bump, for robot science and because I enjoy talking to you guys.
>25
>nursing aide
>South Eastern Minnesota
>I will never know this feeling
>tfw you will never hold a girls hand
>tfw you're a wizard
>>27633772
Thank God.
The way you imagine things is never the same as reality.
Be happy that reality hasn't destroyed your qt gam3r gf fantasy.
