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Who ever can decode this gets a free game of their choice from steam
It's like 2007 all over again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
is this it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
do I get a game though?
1.- Open image in another tab.
2.-Adjust until it's about the same size as a human head.
3.-Without closing your eyes, kiss Haruhi.
4.-Post results
>>27622527
i've officially hit a new low
>>27622581
Just pretend you did it for the anniversary's sake.
>>27622527
I feel a bit happier. Also, nobody else kiss Haruhi pls
>>27622581
Keep your hands off her you ungrateful shit.
ask a 20 year old male who hasn't orgasmed in 7 days anything
>doge meme
kill yourself
Which neighbor/family member are you going to rape first when you snap?
Do your balls hurt? Have you had wet dreams?
I came just right before my roommate walked in
>>27622170
What am I looking at
Orotifbdkdginal
>>27622170
Post soft penis
>>27622318
Cum tissue under a blanket by the looks of it
Step it up OP, I've masturbated to completion in the same bed as my sister
Put your goddamn hands were I can see them /b/tards. Everyone else make quick assessments about each other's character based solely on a picture of their hands.
here's mineorignaids
here's mine m8
This my fkn hand
>"Hey anon, get in! We're gonna go pick up chicks!"
What do you do?
Can I have a gun too, lord elliot? I promise I'll "pick up" lots of girls with it
>>27622091
Sure bro, let's go pickoffsome chicks!
Can you just shoot me pls before you go knife a bunch of chinks
>pls hit me in the brainstem
It's been over a week since I got a girlfriend and now I've been going out with friends and her for the past months.
What do I do now?
Congratulation, anon. You're one step closer from hitting the normies!
Welcome to the club brah, now take my hand and come to the other side
You leave
I'm dead serious
>he fell for the chad meme
women don't actually care about all of the things that you think are important. height, weight, money, etc. it's a meme invented by guys on the internet to upset other guys on the internet. none of this exists in real life.
if you had ever tried speaking to a girl you'd realize this in about 3 seconds.
>>27621933
Then what do they care about?
Why would other guys want to upset us?
>Women prefers personality over physical appearance, anon-kun :^)))
Is she really dead? I just can't believe it...
I saw her first video and avoided all drama. Can I get a heads-up on the whole situation?
>>27621645
Got harassed irl and online. Fucks self with razor. Waiting for obituaries
kek, rest in pieces roastie
How the hell did autism survive natural selection?
>>27621500
Same way down syndrome did. It didn't.
Autism isn't passed down, it's a genetic hiccup.I think.
>>27621500
>pict unrelated>
Tough day?
So how many tendies is it gonna be today and what kind of sauce do you want?
That show was awesome.
KND defined what it meant to be a kid back then.
We had some technology, we had phones, we had internet, we had computers but we didn't have everything handed to us.
KND represented the last true generation to use their imagination with tech on a daily basis,
Kids had hammers, kids had nails, kids stayed out late, kids would challenge ideas they didn't like, kids would learn, kids would get into trouble, kids would not come home till the street lights came on.
KND captured this feeling, it gave us the treehouse we all dreamed of, it was what your tree house meant to you when you were 10, feuding with teens and throwing water balloons at them, sure sometimes you got a noogie, but it wasn't bullying or an international incident with parents.
Nowadays, try challenging an adult, try building a rickity tree house, let your 10 year old stay out late.
The kid will get ADD pills, the firemen will shut down the tree house and CPS will say you are a demon parent for letting a kid have fun.
KND captured the last true photograph of childhood.
>>27620992
FEED ME 4 CHICKEN TENDIES AND GIVE ME WENDYS
I WANT SWEET AND SOUR SAUCE OR I'LL KILL A HORSE
REE I SAY WHERES MY NUGS? I DON'T WANT NO BIG BOY HUGS!
I SLAP MY MOM IN THE FACE, TELL HER THAT SHE IS A DISGRACE
I BITE, I SCREAM, I SHOUT! WHERES MY TENDIES?!?! HAVE THEY GONE WALKABOUTS?
SHE CRIES AND SCREAMS YOU AREN'T MY SON!
BUT COMPLAINS AREN'T GOING TO MAKE ME WEIGH A TON
I"M OVERWEIGHT SURE! AND CAN'T MOVE MUCH
BUT WHERE ARE MY TENDIES? PLEASE NO TOUCH
I'LL SCREAM REEEE TILL THE DAY IS DONE
NOW SAY SORRY TO ME MOM.
I have no aspirations for anything in my life. I literally just want to sit inside on my computer every day as technology gets better and better.
checklist is:
don't live with parents/family
no obligation to go outside for anything
regular supply of food
(maybe) money for hobbies
i just need enough money to pay rent, or to live somewhere free without working. this needs to be a permanent solution. what do
You're describing prison
>>27620966
he didnt mention being raped daily by tyrone in there
>>27620942
Just be dead.
>you won't live with your parents
>no need to leave your coffin
>skeletons don't need food
>experiencing the void of nonexistence is free
Well i have finally accepted that despite my dad having hair in his 50s and both my grandparents and all uncles having a full head of hair, that i am somehow balding. It started about 2 years ago and is about to start getting noticeable to people that arent also balding themselves looking at other guys hairlines.
Discuss what measures you are taking and if you are getting good results. Tips needed(inb4 shave your head), that may work for some people like pic related but its not for me. If i could just keep my hair for another 10 years i would be happy. By then i will get a hair transplant or if i shaved my head it would be more normal to do in my 30s. Also hoping that maybe there will be a small chance for a cure or better advances in the hair transplant field by then.
idk if I'm balding but my facial hair falls out after 6 months.
For some reason it just gets patchy until I shave again.
Has anyone tried that shampoo called nio-something 2% or whatever. I have seen that name posted in previous balding threads.
>collect guns and military collectibles, own a few camouflage jackets
>receding hairline getting bad enough that I'll probably have to start buzzing and/or shaving withing a year or two
Whelp.
Everyone's gonna think I'm a nazi.
i shower too often and can't build up a thick coat of it. How about you?
>be obease
>my dick has fat rolls
>all filled with smegma
>>27620522
Thanks for that image, Anon.
Under my foreskin is probably the cleanest part of me, washed after every fap.
Pity you, one who was once so free; trapped in this miserable waking world.What animes are you watching robots?
Fuck off tripfag scum
One Piece
Dragon Ball Super
Assassination Classroom
Ace Attorney
Boku no Hero Academia
Gakusen Toshi Asterisk
Uchuu Patrol Luluco
>>27620415
Where were you, I missed you Aoi!
