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>tfw all of my sexual fantasies now revolve around violently raping girls and beating the shit out of them
Any other robots know this feel?
I don't even have that "I want to take care of her" feeling anymore. It's just "I want to rape her and piss down her throat and humiliate her".
Feels bad man.
>tfw all of my sexual fantasies involve sniffing and licking qt grill buttholes
I actually wish I could become a normie desu ;_;
>>27603764
Not really but I had some fantasies of strangling a cute girl with my hands
Can't relate, I'm submissive and masochistic
Both "I want to take care of her" and "I want to rape her and piss down her throat" are very dominant fantasies, so I fundamentally can't relate to either one
But you shouldn't feel bad OP since most girls are into rape fantasies and "rough sex" anyway so they'll probably like it if you pull their hair or grab their neck
>tfw bald at 22 with a bad headshape
you fuckers need to be glad if you don't know this feel. i can't even entertain the fantasy of getting a girlfriend anymore. balding is fucking death.
yeah, thats why you can't get a gf...
balding skinny asian manlet here
count your blessing OP
Grow beard.
If you can't grow beard, grow muscles.
Become Nathan Jones.
Help me /r9k/. I have exams in 5 weeks. I've been revising and stuff, but now I have had 2 weeks holiday. I was planning on using the time to revise, since I already failed one year and am having to redo it.
I wasted a week guys. And right now, I'm finding it so fucking hard to concentrate on my work. I can't motivate myself for shit. I feel like shit and hate myself for it, but still refuse to work.
As I'm typing this, my books are layed out in front of me. What the fuck should I do? I'd rather do anything than revise. But I know I need to. Do I have ADHD?
As a certain guy once said:
"Just do it"
I know it's practically a meme but you got this far, may as well fucking finish it off, it'll pay off (hopefully)
Acquire a shotgun, load it with 00 buckshot then proceed to blow your brains out.
>>27603342
>exams
kys
Pic unrelated.
>tfw wanna be a song-writer, but can't into melodies
>like, not even a member of the band. Just some guy who writes the words
>musicians complain about how they can't write lyrics, but never ask for any help
>ywn be Kurt Cobain
>tfw talked to an ex yesterday
>she told me about all the guys she's slept with
>she never slept with me
>just want to spend all day playing vidya
>mom tells me I need to clean the house
>gonna be confronted with all the times I pissed in the sink
>>27603279
I want to vent to my ex, but I'd feel pretty desperate if I did.
>big titted
>>27603150
>bubbly
>>27603150
>obese
Disgusting fat hamplanets
>>27603150
>free spearit
Try & deport me American Joe
>>27603041
Go masturbate on your virgin mary statue
>>27603041
no don't leave I need tacos
>>27603041
>yfw Trump is elected
>2D girls aren't enough anymore
I want something more how do I get a girlfriend at age 36 virgin ;_;
>>27602989
Death is the only way senpai
Gotta buy them basicly. Get rich, buy your girl.
How do you look?
Do you have some kind of social life?
>Blue eyes
>Pale white skin
>All of my family speaks english
>Family roots have been in America since Spain's conquest in American lands
>Still technically "Hispanic" because "Spaniard" is considered "Hispanic"
JUST
Isn't just knowing that you are of purer blood enough? Who cares what some paper says?
>>27602837
I fear everyday that the autistic lynch mobs are going to track down anybody with anything that isn't Caucasian on their papers
>>27602923
America is too multicultural for a race war/genocide of that magnitude. There is always going to be some racial feuding and bigotry, but it's not as though we were an ethnically homogeneous society that is suddenly invaded by a huge population of outsiders whom we can't accommodate and want to squash. Unless you listen to what Trump's been saying lol. Anyway, no lynch mobs or deportations for you. You're a good old-fashioned, red-blooded American. Be proud of that.
that one kid thread
>that one kid that never even seen weed but always kept bugging you about it
>that one kid that would always wear the same old cumrag to class everyday
>that one kid that was visibly shaking and stuttering when it was his turn to read
>that one kid that would pretend to hang out with the smokers,because he had no other friends.
>That one kid who acted over the top gay and had tons of female friends
I was a little jelly 2bh
>>27602847
>tfw that guy grew up into a fucking qt femboy twink
i want to fuck his ass no homo
How do I get a QT girl like this to murder me?
If it was a guy he wouldve been sentenced to death or life without the possibility of parole
>>27602709
Do you know any other female qts that murdered somebody?
She is so cute <3
I would enjoy it so much to kiss her
>one week of eating healthy and exercising
>feel like shit all the time
>"no anon you have to do this longer and then you'll feel great!"
>one month later
>still feel like shit all the time
I have visibly lost weight but I don't care when I'm always tired and hungry.
do it until you're not a fat sack of shit, get a girl or 2, balloon up again and repeat cycle
>>27602661
You dont like sleeping? You dont like to eat?...
Are you even human??
>>27602661
The smart way is to just abuse a fucking drug.
People just eat for all the nice brain chemicals. Crank or smack or nicotine does the same shit.
I lost 120lbs by drinking strong coffee with every meal, but I developed a tolerance and have fattened up again. It's not strong enough.
I need meth.
Any other minority bots considering going to Sweden or Germany or any other place in Europe to get some of that prime white puss they are handing out before it's gone? I mean, has there been any other time in history where white women been this open to foreign penis?
>>27602417
Only during the fall of Rome. And the foreign penis back then was German
>>27602417
Good luck man. I hope you find one of the 40-50 girls in sweden that would actually be seen with a shitskin. I sure haven't.
t. skandinavian
>>27602515
SWEEDEN YES
seriously, sorry about your country though, your Viking ancestors are doing somersaults in their grave right now
What dose of LSD will i start seeing cool stuff? like ive done 200ug and all i do is stare at my screen and smile like a retard.
I wanna go on an eye opening trip.
>>27602341
>Did 200ug
>Didn't get visuals
Yeah, you got ripped off
skip lsd just go to dmt
>>27602947
This desu with u, op.
>girl adds you
>never responds to you ever again when you message her even when she's online
>she doesn't bother blocking you or appearing offline
Why do you do this femanons?
Seriously though.bix
>girl adds you
How do you know her?
She adds you to expand her network and appear popular. Not to give you her ass.
Hey /r9k/. I usually don't give a fuck over my fuckups in the past but within the past few weeks I started getting a lot of anxiety over stupid stuff I did in the past
i.e
>Being drunk in public
>Dressing ridiculous
>Falling over in public (as a result of drunkenness)
>saying stupid things to cops
>people I slept with
Anyone else know this feel? I can be doing anything and then one of these memories pops in my head and I have to verbally say "FUCK!"
>>27602237
>>27602237
Oh yeah. A lot. I'v ehad some particularly painful Cringe Attacks, A form of PTSD of my own self inflicted faggotry,
>>27602311
Yeah, it's like that. I have to start cursing and push the thoughts away and try to think of something else
bumperineo
