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> mfw I beat being a virgin by dating a 28 year old single mom who I plan on dumping soon because she keeps asking about marriage.
Why don't you join me robots?
Here's my advice.
> Find out they're single through an indirect method.
> Start teasing them then ask if they want to hang with you for a hour.
> Get their number.
> After the date, ask them if they want to come over.
> Listen to their bullshit excuse so they don't come off as easy.
> Cut all contact with them.
> When they start negging you in texts, you tell them you think you're not compatible with them. (This makes them think you take dating seriously.)
> When they get curious, talk about sex and things like that.
> Fuck them. Tell them they're beautiful and how they'll make a great wife and how perfect their body is /etc.
> Never mention that shit again and just keep inviting them over for sex, and cutting contact when they deny it. (Bring up incompatibility again if they complain.)
This shit has been working so fucking well for me. I am cheating on my GF with 2 other single moms.
Share pics or fuck off
>>27590301
let's see how that works out for you in a month
>>27590301
what a fucked up situation u are in
if 1932 Germany and modern day germany went to war against each other who would win?
>>27590277
1932 Germany. I don't think guns are legal in modern day Germany.
they didn't have nukes in 1932 so it's pretty obvious
>>27590314
Germany doesn't have any nukes though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL_tZxRqIys
Would you?
So he imagined what it would be like if Scarlett Johannson had a sister with down syndrome and palsey, and then she had a stroke? And he made a robot to replicate this dream?
it looks more like a skinny Kate Upton, but okay then....
i guess we're all supposed to just go along with it because the news outlet says it, right?
>tfw robots are your fetish
>tfw unlike all the other pathetic fetishes out there like furry/inflation/giantess yours is becoming real and you'll be able to live it in the near future
>tfw a fembot or femanon replies to you and says something nice about you
>>27590136
>fembot
epic meme bro
hey, do you have a dank meme about pretending that unicorns exist, too?
>>27590136
>fembot
>femanon
lmao
What did the overweight cunt say?
Tell me, r9k...why haven't you made cummies for mommy yet?
>>27590113
mods please get rid of this post
we do not want to see the roast
>>27590113
tfw no mommy gffff
nigger
>>27590113
That woman may not be young anymore but she still has the Stacy aura. It's literally impossible for a robot to bang that.
She can probably still find a young Chad to fuck.
The newest dank meme
Dennis
that looks like a lame meme friend
>>27590099
Dennis looks like a faggot. I hope he gets hit with a tennis racket
>>27590099
benis > dennis desu
>Imagine no wagecucks
>>27589979
Imagine no worthless piece of trash draining the wagecucks' tax money to live.
>>27589979
society would fall apart if for the contributions of the overworked wagecuck
wagecucks have no future. They're all going to be Indians and Chinks with PHDs or Mexicans working jobs that no normies will ever sign up for.
Better hope our society makes more useless """""""jobs""""""" for you if you're a nice little bureaucratic wagecuck.
The reason you are a sad sack bitter piece of shit is because you've spent most of your life on here and think everything in the world is trying to "bait" you. Everything is an attempt to make you look like a fool and you honestly believe this because it's all you've experienced in your 4chan-addicted life.
You cannot refute this.
>>27589820
you tryin to bait me, bitch?
>>27589820
>everything is an attempt to make you look like a fool
that feel when living under american capitalism
professional tip: you are made to be a fool in consumer culture
wizardly wisdom: so don't feel bad that you're a fool you were brainwarped and mindslain to be one
>>27589820
Mind is the weightless and uniquely human faculty that surveys the ever larger inventory of special-case experiences stored in the brain bank and, seeking to identify their intercomplementary significance, from time to time discovers one of the rare scientifically generalizable principles running consistently through all the relevant experience set. The thoughts that discover these principles are weightless and tentative and may also be eternal. They suggest eternity but do not prove it, even though there have been no experiences thus far that imply exceptions to their persistence. It seems also to follow that the more experiences we have, the more chances there are that the mind may discover, on the one hand, additional generalized principles or, on the other hand, exceptions that disqualify one or another of the already catalogued principles that, having heretofore held "true" without contradiction for a long time, had been tentatively conceded to be demonstrating eternal persistence of behavior. Mind's relentless reviewing of the comprehensive brain bank's storage of all our special-case experiences tends both to progressive enlargement and definitive refinement of the catalogue of generalized principles that interaccommodatively govern all transactions of Universe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prweTGRTR3Y
That first girl, holy fuck I'm in love. I haven't had a crush like this since 6th grade. I know shes awkward and all but goddamn is she lovable. It's killing me that I'll never even talk to her, today I can actually relate to tfwnogf.
>>27589593
femanon here, she acts literally like me and I think most girls would react that way. dont worry anon
I already fucked her kid
>>27589780
>>27589765
/thread/
My god im in stitches
>tfw no lamesa wiping, sapatos breaking, kotse fixing, ilong blowing, ube chopping, puso racing, damit wearing, kumot weaving, puwit slapping, itlog cracking, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
>girl doesn't weave kumot
>DROPPED
>>27589478
are there even any other pictures of monkeychan?
>>27590107
Why would you ruin a good thing by asking for more?
Why do girls get tattoos? They always look fucking terrible with them
I think they look good. to each his own.
who this?
Dem CURVES
>>27589465
Women love Pseudo-personality.
>"LOL!!! Femanon is over 18 and has NEVER been pregnant before!"
>>27589363
>"LOL!!! I'm not a whiny bitch that has to give up what I like for some asshole kid."
>>27589436
Bumpity bumpity bump.
[lowqualitybait.jpeg]
originalpost
Fembot here, just a daily reminder that if your penis fits inside a Pringles can you cannot pleasure a woman.You lack the girth and therefore should just stick to masturbating and leave the work to Chad's and Tyrone's.
>>27589335
gtfo stacy
Daily reminder that a worn out pussy is larger and looser than non-slutty pussy.
with the balls?
Hello I'd like one gf please.
One gf coming right up my good man!
>>27589307
I've been at this point making threads like this in hopes of someone wanting me
>it never works
feels
That'll be twenty five shekels goy
Need convincing Chad pics for Tinder
When will you normies ever learn?
>>27589498
has anyone ever tried using elliot pictures? were they successful if so?
>>27589262
I've got your back, OP.
