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How does a trap determine if they're attractive and to stick with it or to just give up or not?
>>27587637
If they were capable of rational thought, they wouldn't be a trap in the first place.
>>27587637
>black trap has a bigger dick than sissy white trap
>>27587693
>Implying Chris is a trap.
>Implying he didn't fall for the tranny meme due to extreme autism and /v/ being bored and wanting him to do something new.
ITT You explain why you should have a gf, or why a girl should ever show interest in you other than muh aesthetics
I'm going to a very good university to get a very good degree, and my family consists of well-off doctors.
On the other hand I'm pretty socially awkward with people I'm interested romantically with.
>>27587499
not everyone on this board wants a gf or bf, just want to read some green text and wallow in self hate
women are not worth time money or effort
>>27587499
Go ask the same question to a female.
No muh aesthetics or muh vagina.
>not letting your beard grow out
>not wanting to look like the epitome of man
>not emulating the look of a literal deity disguised as a mere mortal
Why haven't you grown a beard like Jake Gyllenhaal yet robots?
>>27587405
>tfw 23
>tfw only shitty patchy stubble
late bloomer is suffering
I look better with short hair all around
I prefer the sexy stubble look
>>27587405
Didnt grow out yet
>Be going to collage for 3 weeks
>Stacey in class that i would practice talking to
>Had a few converasations with in group activities
>Hanged out with her after class
(I was testing how long i can be around her)
>She tells me she has a boyfriend ( I never asked) it just came up in the conversation we had
>Didn't last that long
>Chad enrolls late (weeks late)
>His very first day
>Talks to me (Befriends me)
>Talks about stacey
>I ask him how he knows her
>Hes only been on campus for 3 hours at this point
>He knows everything about her
>Shows me her facebook on his phone
>Hes already messaging her
>O_O MFW i can't even fathom his ability to be so quick to get in to that level
>Chad even has a girlfriend
>Hanging out with chad on lunch break
>He bumps into his ex girlfriends says hi etc
>So one time after class it was me chad and Stacey
>We all hang out to get lunch
>Shes academically intelligent, physically attractive
>Chad is intellectually retarded, so shallow he can't even hold a decent conversion with Stacey the entire time we were together
>He can't seem to elaborate on any of the topics he brings up
>Speaks in 4 word sentences and laughs at the end
>Normie tier talk about tv shows, sports, music etc
>I carry most of their A & B conversations because clearly im out of her league and most of her attention is focused on chad
>At this point i just begin to get quiet and quieter and just start to observe and listen to their conversation
>O.O mfw shes giggling and hes not even saying much at all
>We part ways i g2g
so after that day, he tells me he fucked her
go back to collage the next day, they both have this confirmed look on their face in class, i didnt even wana ask her
but she confirmed they did fuck, 2days later and since she had a boyfriend i guess she was feeling guilty and tensions rise, drama intensifies, she talks to me, he talks to me
im just the robot in the middle
is this life a big fucking joke or what?
>>27587385
easy one, blackmail sex out stacy or else mr. stacy finds out
Lol this is gold.
>>27588629
I especially love the "collage" part.
I'm not even sure how he got into there lol
>Imagine a girl being willing to please you like that, because it fills her with joy to make you feel good.
TFW eternal KHV
I would suck a girls dick tho.
>>27587620
> lolwut, that random comment.
>his dick is small enough to be throated completely
lel dicklets
So, you say that 2D is better than 3D...
But you did not mention the fact that 2D girl can be slut too. Oh, and did I forgot that 2D is a cartoon equivalent of 3D ?
>>27587324
what's the problem roastie, can't take some competition?
actually, 2D can be literally anything you imagine it to be.
that's why it exists and is superior to 3D.
>can slut
Simply does slut unless you've drawn her yourself or you've had a Catholic monk do commission art for you.
It's like liking Edmund from Twilight. He gets around and 'loves' so many people it's practically his living.
You morons need to focus on real relationships. Better you realize this now than when you're 40.
Are shrooms the answer to many of life's mysteries? I believe that they truly are.
Are you on shrooms right now op? If so would you recomend?
I've only ever had weed before but I've been offered shrooms
>>27587145
No. It's just a drug, all it is and all it ever has been. Drugs have been used for guidance for a long time, but the active delusions of some "ultimate truth" or "answer to life's mysteries" from psychedelic use are just delusions.
Give it 3 weeks and you'll be back to baseline levels of reality if you're lucky.
I did 720 micrograms of LSD yesterday. It was fucking insane. Wouldn't do that much again, but it was an experience. .
A family of niggers - possibly 4 or 5 of them - just moved in next door to my apartment.
What should I do?
I already plan to complain to the lease office whenever they are loud at night.
The worst part is that I share a bedroom wall with them. Are niggers loud when they have sex?
Get over yourself cream puff.
>>27587123
Have a KKK rally or something, familia
>>27587123
Play Moonman songs on an amplifier very loudly
Well? Which one is it?
They're testing me and I don't want to fuck this up.
choose like a 5 or 6. being a psychopath isn't his choice and he deserves some sympathy, but even as a psychopath he didn't have to be that much of a cunt. also, whats this test for anyways?
I would personally put him at a 6. Note that it was not in Tom's benefit to kick or spit on the man, and the above description says "if it is to their benefit" multiple times.
>>27586686
One, man.
Tom was just being Tom, that's how he rolls.
5'9 here
Who inspires you as a manlet?
This guy for me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maxFFZ78Dgk
stop appropriating manlet culture
7'2 here
succs being a manlet desu
>>27586588
you're a false manlet, you're aerage for an american dude, maybe .5 below
you can't understand the hell of real manlets, who are the average height of a girl or below (5'5")
Oh hey, anon
Chad woke me up this morning and we're just going to go down to the beach
Don't worry, he'll take care of me
Ok love you babe.
Why are you telling me this
Fine. Just don't have sex too long I still have to give you a ride, remember?
>tfw teacher ignored when you raised your hand to answer a question
N-Nobody else knew though..
>>27586508
I know that feel, it's annoying.
In elementary school, I was the kid who always knew the answers to everything. I was discouraged from answering to "give other kids a chance".
Now I only bother answering if the room is dead silent and everything grinds to a halt.
>>27586508
>tfw knew the answers to a question but was too autist to raise my hand
>teacher has a go at everyone for not knowing the answer and ends up asking a stacy
>spend 15 minutes going over shit because the stacy didn't fucking listen
today is the first time i masturbated with my forskin pulled behind the glans AMA
how much nitrogen should there be in plant fertilizer i think maybe the kind i'm using has too much
describe the smell in vivid detail
you better do it too, i had to solve like 5 captchas to post this
What did you masturbate to and why was it small children?
Am I still straight if I'm only attracted to traps and femboys?
>>27586034
I don't know anon.
But one thing I know is that your a faggot.
>>27586034
I'm surprised there isnt a tumblr word for that
you're pansexual without the gay or straight components
>>27586034
I don't know anon, but I started being into traps and after a while I just wanted to be one. I wake up every day and have to force myself to not run into some tranny clinic so I can transition.
How do you guys deal with rejection? fat chick i was suppose to bang cancelled out on me. Not sure ti feel ashamed or bummed out.
op here saying pic related
>>27585850
Get used to the fact that women are flakes. It's nothing personal, it's just something they do.
If she doesn't show, drop her without hesitation and move on. That's all you can do.
>>27585861
>>27585850
did you post a thread before with her face? is that you? what happened?
nice titties though, i wood
