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so, American culture is quite alien to me. memes aside, did any robots ever achieve their oneitis and was it ever helped by being rejected by other whores? I mean, this rejection can sometimes help to keep you pure and on the right track yes?
Kevin benefited from it. is this true of middle America?
>>27581436
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF I SANG OUT OF TUNE
also
Get fucked yuropan faggot!
I've never once asked out a girl but I've had two gfs just from getting to know them online and them asking to meet irl
>>27581464
thank you my friend. I am much better for this.
Is it possible to disguise as a non-robot and fuck the chad culture from inside? I was thinking about doing it but I'm afraid I will be infected and be a normie zombie
I don't see how you would do that anon. Let's say you become a Chad. What now?
>>27581069
I get large sums of money and use them and my popularity to get approval on genetic manipulation, reproduction will be illegal and people can be born only as little girls
>>27581167
Really anon? You'll never destroy the Chads this way. You're too weak. You can't become a Chad. You'll always be a pathetic little robot.
Am I a wagecuck? I feel like a hybrid.
I work 3 months per year and do whatever I want the other 9 months.
I am not a NEET because I have a wonderful GF and other friends and I go outside daily and exercise. I fight forest fires and make roughly 50k in those 3 months. So I spend 3 months on the side of a mountain about to burn to death but the rest of the year I just have fun.
What am I?
I am thinking about starting a business or going to college with all of my off time.
The NEET is Not in Employment Education or Training, you're probably trying to refer to hikkikamori, you are neither.
>>27581066
So im not a wagecuck? Or a hikki? Or a neet? Whats going on here!
>>27581103
Depends on your definition of wagecuck, your job is pretty respected and it seems that you are alright with it, not sure if it's right to call you cucked. If you're not troll then you are a retard who depends on labels.
Enough with this cishet masculinity shit. From now on you're transgender!
Roll for your very own unique gender.
http://gender.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
>>27580935
>Travesti
>Spanish for transvestite
O-Okay
>>27580935
http://gender.wikia.com/wiki/Two-Spirit
Come on.
Originaru postsu.
Oh shit /r9k/,
my mother has found the viagra pills I need to get an erection at 25 and the dumb bitch confronted me about it
What do I do
For the time being, I told her a dealer sold it to me because sometimes you need them when using other drugs (not true; but it's not like she cares about any substances I take anyway)
And most importantly
Why would she confront me about it
What do I do /r9k/
I feel like I don't want to, but now have to shoot up my entire family
The fucking bitch also told my dad
pls help ;_;
You dug yourself into a deeper hole and just look more pathetic.
Tell the truth fuckboy.
>i take viagra cause i have boner problems
Sounds more normal than
>i take viagra because it helps ghe other drugs work plus my boner doesnt work
>>27580820
Ah, those little blue devils :^)
No shame up in my game OP, why should you?
OP who cares, even Chads use viagra sometimes so they can Stacy while drunk. Nothing to be ashamed of.
Who else here has fetishes that will never come to life?
>you will never be a little boy taking a bath with your sister, and she will never take your virginity along with her virginity
>you will never fuck an alien
>you will never dominate a femboy and you will never marry him
>you will never have a smol girlfriend that calls you daddy or uncle, both sexually and non-sexually
>>27580374
>>you will never be a little boy taking a bath with your sister, and she will never take your virginity along with her virginity
that hurts
>>27580374
>Who else here has fetishes that will never come to life?
literally everyone on earth.
>Like lolis
I was going to be a virgin all my life anyway
I just wish I had a clone to talk to instead of another person who wouldn't understand where I'm coming from.
>>27580283
>not already talking to yourself
What are you stupid or something?
>>27580283
Your clone would be a complete stranger if it wasn't raised like you and had the same experiences in life.
>Tfw no clone to do all kinds of degenerate stuff with
consider this situation...
>talking to girl online for months, she tells you she is 17
>she is so perfect for you in all ways
>she becomes oneitis
>you plan to meet up (not for sex, just innocent meeting)
>she confesses she is actually 13 years old
what would you do in this situation robots?
Ill fuck right off
>>27580110
Tell her no because she's 13 and tell her to fuck off because she played with your emotions.
peace the fuck out brehs
BRAAAAAAAAAP
"Oh, hi Anon. Want to guess what I had for lunch?"
>>27579972
i bet it was semen
STOP RUINING BIG BUTTS FOR ME YOU FAGGOT
I HOPE YOU CHOKE TO DEATH ON YOUR OWN FARTS YOU SICK FREAK
Girls don't even wanna fart in front of you senpai
u a bish
ITT: Share your experiences where people thought you were gay
I'll start
>Be me
>18 years old
>At PE Class
>Teacher told us to get a partner
>Classisinshambles.png
>I was left with a female partner
>I accidentally said "I would prefer a boy partner rather than a girl"
>Class went silent
>I stopped going to school ever since that day
>me
>be gay
>people call me a faggot
>they are right
>>27579788
sad regards, gay boy
>parents enter my room without knocking
>i'm getting my asshole pounded by my guy friend
>parents think i'm gay for some reason
>talk to me about how they're ok with it and how they still love me blah blah blah
>tell them I'm not gay we were just bored
>they still think i'm gay
parents don't know shit.
I just turned 18 today on spring break. I absolutly did nothing fun for spring besides play kingdom hearts 2.5 remix and troll little kids on black ops 2. I look at pictures of the past and starting remembering all the good and bad memories of my teenage years. Also just remembered all the homework i have to complete.
Any 18 year olds wheather in high school or college or just neets? What the fuck could i do now since am 18.
>>27579756
>tfw mommy and daddy still wouldn't let me go out
I have no clue how I'm going to prom
>>27579756
22 here graduating uni next semester... I suggest you enjoy the lack of responsibility that you have until you go to uni, dont know how chill your parents are but once you go to uni or work(if any) than it just becomes an exhaustion and i remember the days i use to just eat shit and fap and be top 25 at my high school with minimum effort now i just have a 2.7 gpa and trying to find a career in my major, i rather just kill myself if i dont find a job soon
>>27579756
Nothing changes
Your parents might become more accepting of you smoking weed
>Ask a girl on Tinder "Which is better, a ninja or a pirate?"
>Picks ninja
>Can't explain why
>Fucking roasties
>>27579735
>choosing ninja over pirate ever
fucking landlubbers
>>27579735
samurai and cowboys are better, but none can beat natives
>>27579759
My keelhauling brethren
what's the point of anything
To fuck girls pussy all day every day virgin.
>>27579662
Death is natural state of life anon. Just kill yourself already
>>27579662
the point is to keep expanding the vastness of the universe while not allowing it to become to much of a burden to sustain. keep generating energy so that we can advance ourself even further, by whichever means we can.
is there any MMO's out nowadays which have any feeling of community at all?
like old WoW and old RuneScape.
I have tried 07 Runescape and it's not the same.
most the online friends (and by extension, friends in total) I ever had were from runescape.
I just want something like that again but current MMOs, nobody talks except when you have to team up to progress.
>>27579590
I guess planetside 2 has some of that going for it. I've been considering reinstalling for the battle buses.
no
no
no
nope
>>27579590
XIV?
I met a lot of cool folks there but the literal gay rping and the weird shit in dungeons turned me off.
Why do poor people keep pressing the lock button when they go anywhere? Do they think anyone will steal their shitbox
Your car's a lot more likely to get stolen if it's a shitbox you moron. Scumbags usually ditch stolen cars real quick
>not locking your car
>americans
>>27580064
Yeah I live in a middle class area........
