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Let's see your puppers and doggos.
>>27703974
Shit thread, post you kitters instead.
>>27704019
>cats
>good
Dogs are a man's pet anon
Pupper reporting in
>tfw you'll never have a gf this bubbly and cute and perfect
>tfw you're 20 and still a virgin
>tfw you'll never be happy
I guess I'll kill myself soon. I'll never be happy.
>retarded dog fucker
>perfect
>tfw you'll never have a gf this bubbly and cute and perfect
Or any gf for that matter.
>tfw you're 20 and still a virgin
25
>tfw you'll never be happy
I'm pretty happy actually.
>>27703266
both are absolutely perfect. too bad I'll never have a gf of either quality.
Last porn scene you jerked off to?
Chinese cartoon faggots are not allowed to reply.
>>27702499
Oh shit I've had a lot of good faps to zoey halloway, love the sex therapist vid
>>27702499
Fuck Zoe whatshernuts JOI videos are hot. I love her. She's trashy enough to be hot.
I don't remember I haven't jerked off this week
Simply put,
>ITT: all of r9k goes to school together.
Inb4 one of you edgelords shoots the place up
>tfw eating your lunch in the bathroom stalls that reek of dried piss because you have no friends.
>tfw too depressed to do homework
>get called a lazy faggot by teachers, classmates, and parents
>>27702418
I'll be hiding in the computer rooms hacking the firewall so I can play runescapeLike I did in primary
>tfw wearing the same hoodie every day
What's up robots, I have a question for you: Would you MARRY a cute trap/transgender?
I ask this because I am transitioning soon, and even if I land up looking super model tier, I don't want to be some porn or cam whore, I just want a nice guy to live the rest of my life with. I don't even want a Chad, I just want a normal guy with a kind personality so that I know he's committed and won't fugg staceys on the side. It would also be great to play video games with someone.
What mainly worries me is that most men wouldn't want a women who can't bear children, and most people who like traps do it as a fetish, and not full time.
Sorry for my rambling.
>>27701962
>marry
lmao, trannys are for using and losing
>>27701962
no chance I'm not gay
>>27701962
Yes but I'm kinda of a failed one (never transitioned and now I'm too old for it) I don't they they want to date a dude that wants to be a girl but will be always on dude mode.
>Schizophrenic
>Starting to relapse
>>27701572
>mistook a girl sitting on a bench for a dog the other day
>>27701572
Remember to take your medicine, anon.
>>27701678
Thank you. I appreciate the sentiment.
Fetishes men have about women
>Fat women
>Super-skinny women
>Tall women
>Short women
>Ugly women
>Women of every race and hair colour
>Unhygienic women
>Shy women
>Deformed women
>Disabled women
>Virgin women
>Slutty women
>Boring women
>Dominant women
>Submissive women
Fetishes women have about men
>Tall men
>Dominant men
>Conventionally attractive men
>Fit men
Why is this the case?
>>27701560Men watch more porn
Because guys have to "settle" and they hide that by claiming its just a fetish
Superior intellect and from it the ability to deal with imperfections.
Anyone here actually a virgin?
KHHV (kissless, hugless, handholdless virgin) here.
>>27701400
KHHV here also.Kissed, hugged, and handheld my grandmother
Yes, waiting for marriage.
ITT: Post your autistic power fantasies.
I will begin.
>2026
>The New Crusades ravage Europe
>be me, legendary among the kebab removal forces
>captured in a cave in the mountains of Chechnya by Isis
>kebabs are live streaming my execution to the Free West
>kebab makes a long winded speech as I kneel before the camera, long rugged and grizzled, bearded and dirty
>speech ends, knife touches my throat
>Allahu-
>jump up and headbutt kebab
>roll back and bring my bound hands from behind me
>beat up all the kebabs with my hands tied
>say something witty into the camera before I kick it down and crush it underfoot
>>27701295
>knife at throat
>jumps up
So how exactly did your throat not get slit?
>>27701566
Because the knife was underneath my chin, I jump up and therefore away from the knife.
>>27701295
>2030
>Jews take over the world
>I am a commander of the last resistance againstle happy merchant
>Become a cute magical girl and go full degenerate
>RemoveJewswith love and friendship
>Remove loyal kebab, shitskins, and whites
>Have sex with the remaining whites, making a pure race of white pride
>oh fuck it i can't finish this degenerate shit I'm too autistic. Just shove me in theGas chamber
Had one chance at life but was born a infj.
>>27701287
My type is far worse.
L I T E R A L L Y U S E L E S SINFP here
>>27701325
At least you guys are cute and somehow gain a lot of friends in a short amount of time.
>>27701406
>INFP but not cute
>INFP when depressed turns intoESTJ
>Slave to even INFJ's
>INFPs are allfeminized men or women]
>INFPs are all SJW's or tumblrfaggots, or depressed to all f***
>INTJ's are nice, while INFPs areManipulative females
Idk if I'm just biased, but yeah. Fuck my type.
We only have one benefit to our entire type
Endless feels.
Requirements for men:
>tall
>masculine face features
>make at least 100k/year
>smart
>big dick
>broad shoulders
>funny
>confident
>fit/muscular
Requirements for women:
>don't be fat
What about all the men who aren't all that stuff who have girlfriends?
Do they not count?
>>27700543
LOL at this beta strawmanning. The real requirements look like this:
Women:
>slim
>feminine face
>light eyes
>wide hips
>okay with being a house wife
>virgin
>wants kids
>likes cooking and cleaning
>big breasts
Men:
>Don't be a beta faggot
>Don't be genetically inferior
Feel free to keep crying though, loser.
>>27700582
>Don't be genetically inferior
So you're in agreement? That's just the short way of saying everything OP said
What do you want out of life?
>>27699770
>nothing
>not a single fucking thing
>i'm ok with thisbut nobody else is
>>27699770
a gf
and an original comment
an ISIS gf
Omfg normies GET OFF MY R9K
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
What are ya gonna do? :^)
>>27699719
i'll kill you in your sleep
>>27699719
YOU.
LEAVE NOW.
Hey guys, I have no game at all, anyone want to talk me through this
Do you like league of legends? Caitlyn is my favorite adc :)
Just be good looking
As for game, don't be a sensitive little boy, be a bit of a prick.
Not straight away tho, be nice enough to get them interested then go all cold and prick like, you'll have them hooked then
Sorry if this is a little forward, but how would you like to go see a movie and then get fucked in the back of my '02 Honda Accord?
>you'll never be an average looking teenage girl
>you'll never receive a positive compliment in your life
>you'll never have random online people, or anyone in society care about you
>you'll never be given tons of free shit for just existing
Why live?
>>27699196
You forgot
>you'll never be accepted by society
>you'll never be treated as an equal by anyone outside of 4chan
>you'll never be viewed as anything but a dumb servant
>you'll never receive any kind of meaningful compensation for your work
>you'll never receive any kind of reward for your efforts
There is no reason for us to live. We are the forgotten men, the excluded men, the disenfranchised men. Any effort we make is 100% wasted as the reward is simply absorbed by someone else. Trying is pointless.
>you'll never be a fake, deceithful whore
Feels good, to be honest.
She didn't get it for free, attention whoring is a legitimate profession.
