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Holy fuck guys I need your help.
>Be in my moms house
>mom calls me up because she "has a surprise" for me
>mom is in a towel
>ask her where the surprise is
>she removes towel and says "right here honey~"
>mom is 50 years old and disgusting as fuck, hairy, wrinkly, just gross
>"I saw the milf porn on your PC and well, I'm flattered! But you only had to ask."
>Tell her the porn has nothing to do with her and that I just like older women
>why did I phrase it like that?
>I reject her and she asks why I'm disgusted by her
>don't have the heart to tell her it's because she's fucking hideous
>She gives me an ultimatum, saying I need to "earn my keep" if I wanna keep being a NEET
Tell her you're gay
baitiest bait that ever did bait
>>27610555
Then he's gonna have to fuck his dad
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>normal woman I don't particularly care about
>she puts on black choker and eyeshadow
>HNNNNGGGG MUH DIK MUH DIK
Weird girls are best tier
>>27610463
I would fuck her
original comment
>>27610463
>Eyeliner/shadow
Makes eyes look bigger
>Black Choker
More black highlights the eye makeup, making her eyes even more fuckhuge. Black goes well with most things, as do chokers.
You're totally right, but it's not exactly rocket science
Let's get a motivation thread running
Any robots want to achieve something or have something to do?
Right now it's the time to do it. We can keep browsing later.
Right now I'm going to finish my chores, start cooking and then study for a while. I hope this thread is still alive when I'm back.
What are you going to do robots?
Try a different board
Going for a run. I've lost over 30 pounds this year and want to lose another 10.
Also want to move out of my parents house. I'm cleaning out my room to the essentials so I can fit everything I need in my car and drive across country.
I want to get back into music since its really the only thing I'm good at.
In December I was obese and a suicidal alcoholic. I'm not completely cured but I've come a long way. Hope more robots are working toward improvement too.
OP here. Did most of it by now. Took me almost no time. Even lifted some weight to add to the report. Gonna study now for 30 minutes then do some other stuff.
>>27610945
That's great. I also have picked the essentials for when I get to move out of my house. It all fits a single backpack and it's mostly clothes
I'm considering off'ing myself. I've been drinking for the last 3 hours and I've grapped a tie and a power cable around my neck to see how it would feel like if I were to hang myself. I felt kind of good when I began to lose feel of my feet and arms but I cannot get myself to do it because I have a beatiful fiance and family and it would destroy them.
For a very long time I have been very unhappy with myself and I would love to just disappear and see if I could get a better roll of the dice but the only thing stopping me is affecting my love ones if I were to off myself
>>27610405
How big is ya dick? Why not die killing ISIS
>>27610405
Also prob should stop drinking and check into a hospital, get some medications therapy and g2g
>>27610453
I was on anti depresants and on counselling a couple of years ago and it pretty much did not help. I was on 50mg of sentraline and then on 100mg.
>dream gf removes her bra
>her ta-tas look like this
>"start suckin anon"
what do
Send her to the hospital?
Unless that's just how her breast are, then I'd start licking/fucking that hole.
>>27610388
lel, that's what you get for piercing your nose like a cheap whore. "hey, you like holes in your body, have another one!"
>>27610388
> "dream gf"
> dream gf means no faulty, holed boobs
so shes not dream gf, shit thread, kill urself
NO VEGETABLES ON BURGER MASTER RACE
typical sasuke
tomatoes are garbage, but i like lettuce. i know it isn't healthy or nutritious or anything, i just like it
Eat your hamburgers, Apollo.
What does it mean to be charming? I've been called that quite a few times in my life, but what does it MEAN?
>>27609755
Enjoyable to be around, not attractive enough to date.
>>27609801
>not attractive enough to date.
The road of Suffering is endless it seems.
>>27609755
Charm is a nebulous concept used by normies to segregate undesirables by telling said undesirables that they lack "charm"
>tfw When you and a friend jerk each others dicks and you both cum all over an anime figure but your cum also ends up on each others cocks and slme seeps into each others. urethras mixing together
I usually consider myself straight but when I read stuff like this it peaks my interest, why is it that gay men are able to be way more perverted/lewd than women? I seriously doubt you'd see a female write something this arousing? I know women can be kinky but seems like gay men are more into being fucked then women and they aren't even ashamed of it.
Sometimes makes me wish I know a feminine gay guy who wanted to be fuck buddies with me.
the fact that someones hotglued this $200 figure makes me so upset
>>27609763
By "hotglued" you mean jizzed on it? So what? You can just clean it, can't you? Or is cleaning sperm off a figurine more difficult then I was lead to believe.
>be me
>no confidence but decent looking
>can get a qt 7/10 when on anti-depressants total sperg without
>antidepressants kill my intellect and make me tank uni.
How can I get this kinda shit done without taking big pharma drugs.
>>27609617
They don't kill your intellect, they just make you realize your not as smart as you think you are.
>>27609656
No, I litterally can't do basic shit like calculus and even algebra while on them. My grades tank.
I'm not super smart as is, any impact is a large one.
>>27609617
Stop being a normalfag and prioritizing social interactions over uni?
Would you leave NEETdom to serve as a guard on the Trumpwall?
>>27609579
>implying he won't be cucked by Hillary
Drumpf supporters everybody.
>>27609608
Implying anyone will vote for Shillary after that beautiful speech in Eau Claire yesterday
>>27609608
>literally a cuck
>"cucking" the most alpha man in american politics
>>>"drumpf"
If she wins then it will only be because of massive faggots like you tbqh.
t. Bernie supporter going Trump if Bernie loses
r9k, why no pajama pants pedo swag like this guy?
It doesn't get much more /comfy/
If you're going to molest kids, you should at least put on a pair of pants.
Where there any shoe shots?
>>27609564
why are amerilards so disgusting?
I want to look like a slut but cuddle under the plaid in the same time. Am I normal?
>>27609219
>>/lgbt/
Have fun there
>>27609219
>I want to look like a slut
kys
>>27609273
i'm grill, i just want to look really slutty sometimes. and i dont have money for this
Estoy comiendo uno gelatina
AMA
How could you afford that or the internet you posted it on, savage?
>>27608936
Che gusto?
>>27608936
What food is that
https://youtu.be/S2SoQM-CcDQ
>a woman like this will NEVER even glance at you except in disgust
>>27608855
>playboy cover model
>no nudes of her
what the fuck?
>>27608855
>2018 - 2 pennies
>caring about women
what are you? gay?
>>27608855
Honestly who cares?
I only want to fuck chicks, thats it. I dont think that they can love anyone but themselves and their children. Theyre boring as fuck and have no interests, all they hold is sex.
So I made out with a chick, and both of us ended up shirtless in her bed.
She physically repulsed me and I realized while I was sucking her tits that I didn't want to even have sex with her.
How do I gracefully exit this situation without seeming like an asshole?
just slap her on the tits and make fun of her, she'll run away crying clutching her clothes
You're currently in the situation? Act like you got a phone call and say it's an emergency and run out. When she texts you later say a friend/family is in the hospital
>>27608714
I did this last night. She asked me to fuck, and I said I was tired and went home.
Where do I go from here?
