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hello r9k
i am currently helping three chicks get some side action because their bfs are too busy playing LoL and WoW. i know for fact they post here (nobody knows I do lmao) and i just thought id let you know that there is nothing less attractive to girls as a whole than ignoring them to play online videogames. if you have to dedicate so many hours a day to a game, its because you suck at it.
a few years back during WotLK, I raided twice a week and had pretty much explored most endgame content. i had a gf at this time, and was still performing top in my district at work. you retards can't balance videogames and life beacause you guys suck at both.
i still play vidya now, but mostly battelfront (chicks dig starwars btw).
anywhooo just thought Id warn you guys that while youre raiding and playing dota 2, your chick is snapchatting me pics of her tits and arranging a bang sesh
lova ya
this is the cringiest post i have ever seen
>beta deludes himself thinking hes chad
by the way no one cares about vidya achievements especially that time sink shit hole game WoW
>chicks dig starswars btw xDD
>anywhooo
>lova ya
could you be anymore of a faggot
>autist gets rolled in a match
>tries to convince himself that he's above whatever game he got butthurt at by shitposting on r9k of all places
tep kok
If I truly enjoy what I do does that still make me a wagecuck, wizardly robots? I love what I do and the pay is pretty decent. Pic unrelated.
woah dude high school applied math
>>27627200
>bunch of random formulas written down on a white board
are you still in high school?
>>27627200
What do you do? (i already know it's not grills)
What do you do in a situation like this *_*?
Run back too your igloo and cry :(
>>27627118
Just ~chill~ together :^)
>>27627118
>mancala
Nobody knew how to play that shit. Find Four master race
>Tfw no super loyal best-friend
>tfw no friends
I used to kind have friends though so I guess it can be worse.
>tfw no friends at allUnoriginal? What the fuck.
chuck = best show
>job interview today
>it's a phone interview so it means little
>it's for a position I probably can't even competently do
>am technically qualified for it anyway
>would solve my money problems
You muhfuckas got any advice?
just Google phone interview for the proper etiquette
fart into the receiver and ask if they smelt that
>>27626961
Eat an apple while you're talking to them.
https://discord.gg/0vNQnR9NoQUOtfH6
Join us if you want to talk to a grill online
Also we are all betas like you no Chad or Stacy are on here.
https://discord.gg/0ulU9wpa9Y97xF1e
Don't listen to that scum sucking beta orbiter join mine instead
>>27626948
We have a grill on ours
I'm skipping class today. I've never done this before.
>>27626604
u a busta
>>27626604
Goddamn, youre 18+ and have never skipped before? You need to learn how to be alive properly
>or, underage & gtfo
>>27626604
I wish I had never skipped class.
Is there any site which breaks down social concepts (eg social status , reciprocity , offense , romance) for autists?
I've struggled with social rules my whole life and I think I would be good if I knew all the rules.
>>27626565
Not that I know of. You'd probably have better luck just making a thread here, announcing you're an autist seeking help, and ask questions. I see it being received decently.
>>27626587
I can (almost) guarantee this will not be helpful. I am (probably) not autist but I often go months between finding helpful answers about basic human things.
>>27626587
>>27626618
Cool. I feel like I need to know the rules though. I feel like everyone else is having fun playing basketball and I don't know the rules aand I'm just fumbling and hoping I score.
It's your turn to present in front of the class, Anon.
>it's a group project
>alright everyone choose a partner
>>27627547
worst feeling
Is it really true women have more empathy than men?
In my normal day to day interaction with women they do not seem to really calculate the effect of some of the shit they say.
The other day my gf was going on about how her ex had the best results in university.
That's okay to mention. But she kept going on about how "insane" it was and "smart" he is that I'm like.. If I or any other male did that women would expect you to see that's hurtful, to brag about your ex gf, but to them it's completely normal.
And that's just one example. I think folks here can mention a lot of times where women just spout shit and don't seem to realize how deep it gets you.
You're just a fucking pussy, Senpai
No, I'm nice to people because I need to be
If I admire someone I will be genuinely empathetic towards them but if I just have to speak to you then I don't give a shit
they aren't empathetic they're just emotional. empathy requires intelligence
Have you ever dealt with someone who had borderline personality disorder? My ex has it and it was really exhausting to always make her feel loved.
>>27626185
>My ex has it and it was really exhausting to always make her feel loved.
They literally can't feel things like you would think. BPD women are nothing but walking bags of emotional problems and unsolvable issues. There is a reason most of them self-harm, end up alcoholics,addicts or sluts, and eventually kill themselves.
They also have a nasty habit of sucking up and chewing on sensitive types, since they fill their endless void with validation and love and the guy just keeps expecting it to pay off. Eventually it won't be enough though, they get bored easily and that is probably why she is your EX.
BPD girls are responsible for 90% of the horror stories on this site. They are manipulative, impossible to please, and think only of themselves.
Robot are to BPD girls like matter is to anti-matter. They (for some reason) attract and annihilate. Although the BPD girl comes out of it the same, because she was already broken beyond hope.
>BPD
>ADHD
>autism
Any other meme disorders?
I constantly lash out at my friends and oneitis even when I like them a lot, then get really sad when they don't want to talk to me anymore.
im also really paranoid that they hate me.
because of this I lose all "friends" within weeks of making them, what meme disorder is this?
im a boy btw.
>Student comes into the surgery
>Has a 175 word essay due tomorrow
>Hasn't even started it yet
>Wants me to give him a stimulant to keep him alert all night
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
>>27626173
>you'll never intern with him
>>27626173
>175 word essay
You could do that in 15 minutes
>tfw 2400 word essay on Hobbes due in 8 days
Suck on this roasties:
http://everywomanweekly.com/new-study-shows-womens-pubic-hair-contains-30-fecal-matter/
good thing i shaved an hour ago
Can confirm. My vag smells way worse when I don't at least trim the peripherals. But, there's several months between the "smells bad" stage and the "wow my vag is literally burning" stage so, what would you do r9k?
>>27626149
Eh, I like eating ass anyway so this isn't a problem for me.
>25
>voice still breaks
I know robots never believe me when I tell them this but I'm going to say it again anyways
Vocal cords are muscled. Muscles that need to be excersized. If you're introverted and never talked much you will naturally have a weak and stupid voice. You should learn to sing on your own in your free time, you won't even believe the transformation you can have. After a year or two you can have a strong a powerful voice that's well controlled and immediately asserts social dominance. Alpha as fuck just from your voice.
>>27626121
I actually spend most of my free time pacing around my house ranting about moral decline.
>>27626178
Well just make sure you do it from your diaphragm from now on. Push from the bottom of your stomach not your throat
>tfw ex-muslim
>70% of ex-muslim girls are whores who just left islam for the sole purpose of fucking white guys
>will never have a qt pure exmuslim gf like sarah haider
JUST
>>27626029
Why do you want a gf who is ex mudsl too?
Why not fuck white wimmin too?
the perfect balance is a woman who values the purpose of the religion, while not believing in the literal interpretation.
>>27626059
Why the fuck would a white woman want a Muslim? Why would she force herself to wear a burqa and mutilate her genitalia?
