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Are there fembots out there willing to date fatties?
>tfw 6' 195 lbs
>>27633702
>bump
>tfw I'm going to die alone and fat
>>27633702
shameless oregano bump
>>27633702
I will but I'm fat too. I actually really prefer big guys.
Ideally you'd be about 6'4 350 so you're not even really fat.
Tfw gf that makes 80k and knows how to cook. Meanwhile, I'm unemployed. Why haven't you found a mummy gf yet?
>>27633671
What is this? Video games and blow jobs for ants?
>tfw you will never get pic related
feelsnotverygoodman
>>27633671
I'm a mummy gf and I love it
>studying premed at university
>every day after long hours of lectures and labs I come home to my bf who's been playing vidya and eating cheeze-its since he woke up at 2pm
>I dutifully cook dinner, do his laundry, and empty his balls
>sleep and repeat
he also calls me mommy in bed
Fembots, if you were behind this, would you look?
all women look because all women want to eat pussy
Cute girls secretly want to sniff each other's asses and feet
I'd stick my nose in it, all stealth-like.
>live by myself in a shitty apartment
>drunk normies run up and down the stairs in the middle of the night
>spray pam all over the floor at the top of the stairs
Who /devilish/ here?
>pam
wat
Why don't you just use skateboard wax. Pam is going to dry up.
>>27633655
Non-stick spray for pots and pans. It's really greasy
>to this day I still hear people say Elliot "Rodgers" instead of "Rodger"
>>27633464
Indeed, I always correct people when hearing it, although I think this may have something to do with the grammatically correct terms "Elliot Rodger's manifesto" and "Elliot Rodger's videos" which were said very frequently in relation to him
>>27633464
Say what you want, but he's got a weird yet powerful charisma to him, more so now that he's dead.
I just feel drawn to his pictures the more I see them.
It's like his power grows; no, rather it's the power of the idea he represents.
He shall always remain the Supreme Gentleman.
Kek bless him. He will never be Forgotten
Start a new job at the Lego Store tomorrow, and I'm pretty nervous. What do I do?
>>27633443
That sounds great, I want to work at the lego store.
Do you work well with kids? Jobs like that become much better if you can make the kids enjoy themselves.
>>27633500
Yeah, I used to work at Toys R Us.
>>27633443
I wanna work in a toy store so badtoo bad toy stores are the last thing you'd ever find in a third world shithole
Two months for the anniversary
RIP you sweet prince
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfxXqHpTUCg
>>27633360
fml senpai tbqh baka.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qz5gja7XtYE
>>27633360
I won't forget him, sometimes I play the lottery and think about him
How do I redeem a 2:2 at University?
Is my life over?
Not sure if it's the right place to ask for advice, but, yeah....
>>27633329
Idk desu have you already got the Desmond or waiting on exams?
If I work my butt off can I fix my degree in the final year?
>>27633329
>got a 2:2 in biochemistry
>thought life was over
>graduate
>get a job in a lab basically just doing all the maintainance
>masters i applied to calls
>offered an unconditional place in environmental and nano science
fells good man, dont worry just keep putting cvs out and youll get something, and if its not what you want use it as a stepping stone
>>27634070
pretty much this desu
Your grade at uni may reflect how your academic intelligence on the subject, but practical application is more impressive. Get a relatively junior role and work your way up.
>friend got a 2:2 in Geology
>Started off as a mud-logger ('shit bagger') on the rigs at 21k (GBP) /year
>6 years later is a senior eservoir engineer on 4x initial wage
I have felt everything robots, i was in heaven, i was in hell, i tried every drug, i was everywhere, i know every feeling, every state of being, everything.
I visited almost every spiritual country, india, indian hindu temples, burma, bhutan, nepal, tibet, japan.
After all this travels one thing became clear, i am not what i am.
I am not this disgusting vassel of human flesh, i am something much greater, but i need to accept this human vessel, it's part of this universe, and so it's beautiful.
You need to accept everything that is in this moment, that is the final redpill.
Everything that happens to you NOW is beautiful, and has love in it. No matter how bad it seems.
It has this eternal love in it, this still, not bound in time love, that love that you feel when you are all alone in the forest or at homen, it is something divine.
I hope this thread leads you to something new, or let's you relearn things that you already knew.
Everything is love, even pedos and murders, this behaviour is not the root, this behaviour is sick, something fucked up, something that lives in future and past, but not in the now.
I just hope we all get it some day, i get it, maybe not to the fullest, but to a degree, and im learing everyday more and more.
And no, this isn't some leftist propaganda, this is real, this is the real state of human being i am talking about.
I really really hope we all can get enlightened one day.
i agree with everything apart from the pedos and murderers bit
almost a perfect post
>>27633260
don't get your hopes up kid, but thanks for trying, the people of 4chan wont understand.
and those who will are already awake.
>>27633260
What a load of shit
Who /really nice/?
I love this place because you guys are also really friendly and it's a really comfy atmosphere.
I wish i could help you guys get a girlfriend :(
RSD is quite good to boost convidence but it takes a lot of balls to approach a girl on the street or in a club.
>be kind and gentle
>check on your friends daily
>they tell you all their concerns
>continue, day after day
>they won't attempt to get to know you because they see nothing wrong
>lie down at night and pray for them
>cry uncontrollably for love
>still completely alone
>>27633396
God is in your heart senpai :)
>>27633468
Thanks anon, I appreciate that. You're very nice.
i currently have an abstract feel where i don't want to talk to anyone but i want social interaction. i think 4chan soothes that feel.
anyone else know what i mean?
>>27633079
I'm familiar with this feel
Us True Robots will never be understood. The normies are pissing me off with their unfunny gay fembot shit...Theres no such thing as a Fembot. The chads know were right about women
It can help with that feel at times I agree. Though I think that 4chan, and especially this board in general, sows the seeds of hate latent in everyone's mind. Everything in moderation.
How can I became beautiful?
What makes a man pretty, is it confidant or a beautiful round bald head?
sorry english is no first language.
>>27632893
a round bald head will do it pham
>>27632925
so my suspicious were correct.
Shall i maybe try the round
>>27632982
yeah the round one
>tfw you will never experience teenage love
great video for feels:
https://youtu.be/SAD68GOLzEA?t=53
>implying females have ever been capable of love
>>27632932
i believe in most of the red pill philosophy, but i think they exaggerate a hell of a lot. women can love you if you prove that you're worthy
feels like I dodged a bullet considering most of them end horribly, teenage sex on the other hand...please don't get mad at the ellipsis, it was used appropriately
>In gym
>Doing 4x6 155 lbs bench press + 1x6 90 lbs benchpress
>Trainer in the gym spots me during the last two sets (155 lbs)
>Woah I'm doing even more reps than usuals (8 reps)
>He tells me good job, but you're moving a bit assymetrical
>doing final set, everything seems ok, after we finish he tells me my shoulders are assymetrical so I should drop some weight from the bar because I could grow dysproportionate
...WHAT????? I'VE BEING DOING THESE FOR TWO, TWO FUCKING YEARS TO GET THESE BARELY DECENT STATS AND THIS FUCKER TELLS ME TO DROP WEIGHT?
OK, I AM DONE, GOODBYE, I'M KILLING MYSELF.
That PT doesnt know shit. Dont listen to him.
>lifting for 2 years and can only do 155
I hope you're like 5'1" with an 80lb bodyweight
>"guys I was at the gym today lol"
>"guys somebody talked to me at the gym Xd!!!1"
>"guys in totally le raging rn lol my life is so crazy lol"
Not sure why but I feel like you are a speacial kinda faggot
How do you think your life will end?
I think I will probably die of thirst or throw myself off a building or drown at least it will be fast.
>>27632722
I think of dying drown in a river in a taiga where nobody could possible find me before a hundred years minimum
get some death illnes from using drugs
>>27632722
lung cancer, or car crash
