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>tfw you like a girl
>shes 8/10 and in comms class
>you and her bond over hiking and cofee
>you ask her out
>she says yes
>you're still waiting for the hidden prank show cameras.
Now what do I do? Movie and dinner on Friday.
stop posting on r9k and move forward with your life you fucking faggot
>>27644786
You're probably a failed-normie/robit
Drink bleach and die faggot. Some of us litterally cant even get girls to look at us.
>>27644786
Don't do a Friday, I'd say take her on a hike active dates are generally good first dates
How do I feel love for another person ? Ive had women interested in me but it seems I can never return the feelings.
They probably just weren't the one for you.
It's really stupid to say but...you'll know when you meet them.
>>27644734
Newsflash: your parents don't love each other.
>>27644756
I know senpai. The divorce still hurts 12 years later.
>>27644755
Well fuck.
Who else has a /sidechick/ here? Im getting rid of mine shes mutating into gf type problems, time to get a new one
>>27644598
try replying to her almost entirely using pepes, see how that turns out
>>27644634
This. And don't be a pussy about it either. Use the gore Pepes like this one.
>>27644634
I second this desu, use the rarest of pepes
>try to reply to thread on page 10 which had no replies
>just miss it
Sorry I disappointed you
>>27644462
Sorry isn't gonna bring back my thread you inept fuckwit
>>27644462
>reply to a thread on page 10
>sage
>>27644491
I guess making this thread killed another thread too
Meme aesthetic thread
origin0le
This is all I have.
>tfw page 9 with no replies
>act all cool
>ask a girl I don't really know to slowdance
> she accepts
>end up stepping on her feet numerous times
>look like a complete idiot
>leave party
>go home
>play vidya
fucking hell mate why does this shit always happen to me. Why does nothing ever go right in my life. Everytime sometihng seems like its going in the right direction, It ends up falling flat . Literally everything .
>>27644291
>mate
stopped reading there. go fucking die you stupid limey retard
Jesus shut the fuck up.
>>27644306
You're spacka bruv aint ya , come ere to kidder you fucking farm boy . You oughta be shook to be posting drivel like that mate.
>dad found the dick-sized hole in your hottest stuffed animal
>>27644160
>found dick sized hole in your sons hottest stuffed animal
>>27644160
Did he find it with his dick?
>Mom found the fireplace fucktoy
ITT: If you get dubs you have to jack off onto a picture of your favorite twitch streamer and send it to them
>>27644148
singles get
oregano commento
>>27644148
Klu klux klan my brother man
>>27644148
What if i dont watch any twitch streamers?
Me trying to be alpha. Go ahead, laugh at me.
are you 13 OP?
>>27643965
Dude are you hitting on a black guy?
>>27643995
Girla use bruh a lot now for some reason
I'm terrified, robots.
I have a school presentation next week and literally just thinking about makes my heart beat insanely fast and I get super anxious and scared. I thought I could handle presentations until I had to do the same one last year and started violently shaking and stuttering. What do I do? I don't have access to alcohol or drugs, but I'm still looking.
just think about how much you pay attention to other people when they are doing their presentation, not much right? and how much do you think about theirs after they get done, not at all right? don't do anything autistic and everyone will forget about it by the next class
enjoy it
im a year out of college and still havent found a job, i wish i could worry about presentations
Alcohol and drugs, what are you under 21? buy vanilla extract or Listerine... or make some its easy as fuck. And drugs look through your parents drawers for benzos you'll be fine senpai
How do you stay out of friendzone with that popular girl @ school? You know the rules there, even if its high school. How do you find a moment when she is alone?
>>27643948
Be slightly mean to her while you flirt but in a smooth way, if that means anything. Being too nice will drop you right into the zone.
>>27643948
Constantly throw money around, literraly like throw wads of cash in the hallways walking class to class look rich as fuck, slap her ass n shit when you joke around, stay drunk all the time, do some negging
>>27643984
Thanks anon. Also how to be alpha in such conditions ?
Describe your last experience being tickled.
>guy at bar pokes me in the belly and says "boop"
>call Chad and Tyrone over to tickle him until he pees himself
>tfw I was boop
>>27643404
>gf tries to tickle me
>resist with all my might
She thinks I'm immune to being tickled, but if she didn't give up so fast she'd learn the truth
>>27643449
You're playing too fast and loose anon. Once she discovers your weakness she'll dump you.
>have tickle fetish
>nobody to tickle or be tickled by
Shit sucks
Now that there are surveillance cameras everywhere, devices like cell phones tracking our movements, dna testing, and all kinds of other factors, will there never be another serial murderer story as interesting and intricate as Ted Bundy's?
>>27643396
Less chance of Bundy-style audacious abductions of women directly from well lit college campuses, public parks, and parking lots, maybe. But serial murder has not gone away with the new surveillance tech. There are a number of suspected serial killers currently active in the US right now. Long Island serial killer is maybe the most well known one:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_Island_serial_killer
>>27643396
unsolved murder rate is like 40%. Tons of that shit still happens. New york has tons of security camera and the world's biggest police force and people get away with murder all the time.
>>27643396
People are just lazy nowadays, and the hype over serial killers is pretty much over. >>27643649 is right though, I read somewhere that approximately 6,000 murders go unsolved in the United States every year.
Text spam this chad douchebag
(623) 466-3407
>>27643208
Let's not an say we did
>>27643208
13 year olds are not Chad's.
There 13 year olds.
>>27643208
What, did he fuck your oneitis OP?
I want to move to a 3rd world country that isn't a complete shithole. Where should I go? I don't want to get raped/robbed but I don't want to go somewhere where I'll have to interact with the modern world. I'm suicidal but I think this is a better option.
I was planning on moving to the Phillipines if I ever got over 500k.
Their women are some of the most disgusting chink/abo hybrids ever conceived, but they speak english, are catholic, and are dirt poor enough that 500k would make me one of the 10 richest people in the country and able to retire.
Well, I think Brazil has just the thing for you, buddy. You might hear some bad stuff about here but it's honestly not that bad if you chose the right place to go.
>3rd world
>not a complete shithole
heh
