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Post about time you got revenge on your boss for unfairly firing you
>>27616731
/r9k/ doesn't have any stories?
>>27617129
>implying robots have jobs
>>27616731
>working at target
>give wrong amount of change to one of the higher up cooperate guys who were testing us
>fired
>dump 4 months of piss bottles on bosses car for allowing this nonsense
Who /literally zero friends/ here and loving it?
I'm ready to die OP, unless that is what you mean by loving it
>>27616585
if by loving it you mean slowly going insane but denying it then yes
>>27616585
>I'm totally happy with being completely lonely, honest!
>tags: straight_shota, ntr
Not as hot as /ss/ on its own or NTR on its own but still breddy gud
>>27616565
did you know that shark are gigantic tremendous cock sucker?
>tags: blowjob, squirting, anal
You will never be zac efron
but i am zac efron
my name is zac though
you're god damn right original fucking post
/R9K/ BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
WHAT NOW?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rr6lsTgZKAQ
NICE GUYS DON'T FINISH LAST CONFIRMED
TIME TO STOP USING WOMEN AS AN EXCUSE FOR YOUR FAILURES
>>27616295
i'm not about to have an argument with someone on r9k but i disagree with this video because of firsthand experience.
>>27616811
also a a lot of the people on this board aren't "nice"
>>27616295
I agree with everything in this video and I've been here for years, I don't feel very BTFO
>me face when he doesn't fit the 7 rule
>>27615997
> 7 rule
How many rules are there? Why 7?
>>27616494
>7 inch girth
>7 ft tall
>7k a year
>>27615997
what is the 7 rule senpai?
1) virgin who has never had sex and craves it everyday(robots)
2) person who's experienced sex and craves it everyday(failed normie)
I think sexless robots should cherish the moments they have of virginity while they still can because once biting the forbiden fruit and finding a girl who will let you do her every single day is unrealistic (for non normie)
>>27615656
i just have lots of sex all the time
Virgin ones, easily. I lost my virginity to a hooker and I've been way less anxious about the whole thing since that day.
>>27615964
how good were your masturbation sessions? i bought a fleshlight and had some great orgasms out of it.
You should stop because it makes you sound retarded. "Redpill me on X" "Redpilled" = dumb as hell. Might as well be euphoric.
Agreed, we all need to take the black pill.
>>27615644
It's a meme you dip
O
Isn't it kind of a paradox? I understand being redpilled on one big thing in life, but asking to be redpilled on every individual little thing implies you need to be introduced to some canon of belief that other people established, which contradicts the whole thing about thinking for yourself.
All I ever wanted was a sense of purpose. I don't feel anything at all and they will all pay. No one is innocent and everyone will suffer
Good luck with sale, Kate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrpFVl2ZxKY
>>27615765
Get this memefied trash away from me. I'm coming for you first shitposter
Feeling angREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HEEEEEEEEEEELPPPPPPPPPP!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
IM LITERALLLY GOUNG FUCKING INSAME WTF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
SERIOUSLY WTF IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY SOMEONE HELP ME
HOLY FUCK WTF
I NEED HELKP PLEASE R9K YOUR MY ONLY FRIEND
Going to the park on sunday
park on sunday
going park
>>27615498
Kill yourself it will save everyone a lot of trouble :)
Only 2 dollars 99. Only 2 dollars 99!
>tfw still haven't stumbled over nudes of a girl you know irl on here
thats all i really want lads
anyone have any good stories about recognizing nudes?
I'm pretty sure I saw nudes of my ex on here. She has a body to impregnate, but never wanted me to take pictures of her.
I commented and asked if the chicks name was Sarah, and the dude taunted me and said yes.
Just another thing for the suicide note, I guess.
>>27615426
I can't be 100 percent sure if it was her because her face wasn't clearly visible, but I'm pretty sure it was her
The thing is I had already seen her naked irl and fingered her :) but I was really drunk so I didn't have a clear memory of how she looked, just vague snapshots that I barely remember
Also this was on 420chan, not here, but it's the same idea
I don't want to see my Oneitis's nudes on here, but I am, paradoxically, prone to checking /s/ just in case.
I want my delusions kept in tact.
I saw a webm of a girl who looked very similar to her and almost vomited
Only old fags can post in this topic. If you don't remember this get out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLJ-jXJLPcU
>>27615389
>knew it was gonna be giga puddi before I even opened the link
How about you post something from before 2010?
>>27615389
2009-2010 isn't oldfag
nice try, though
https://youtu.be/Y_6Kp7q5tbA
Redpill me on women r9k
>>27615123
What is her name?
pls giv
Don't tell them your gay.
>>27615123
They're all whores and you're an inferior male.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-sfG8BV8wU
when it says stop. giving. up. ;_;
This motivited me.
I think is the only song that made me cry:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeeRadDRgmo
https://youtu.be/jVOJvSEFa8c
I didnt cry though, almost.
Does anyone here like to draw when they're feeling down?
Post your drawings here, even if you're the worst artist in the world, I wanna see them.
I draw occasionally. I wish I could do it more often
>draw my own reaction images now
It's a hobby, fellows.
>>27615302
Wow, this looks pretty cool.
