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ITT post ebin black twitter menes that perfectly describe you irl
>>24980519
First we had image macros and intentional engrish "I can haz cheeseburger?"
Now it's twitter captions and Ebonics. I wonder what the memes of the future will look like?
>>24980551
I'm sorry, but normies have taken Spongebob memes way too fucking far. They just grab whatever still from the show and add some barely related caption with shitty grammar.
>>24980551
what ebonics are even in that picture?
I don't see fire,lit or whatever else they fucking say now. You people just like to fucking bitch and moan.
Who here /stuck in community college/ ? I'm so indecisive of what I want to major in. Right now it's computer science, but I've been thinking of changing it for the fourth time.
Me too.
I even applied for the 4 year college in my town (Indiana University) but I'm too scared to really go
>I FUCKING HATE IVY TECH
>>24980465
>changing for the fourth time
If you're going for the AA there really isn't much of a difference between majors.
>about to get my AA in history
>have taken 3 history classes
Been stuck here for 4 yrs, started out with comp sci... Finally leaving next semester..
Have you ever left 4chan? I'm 23, been here since 08, and starting to feel like I don't need the place anymore and would do good if I tamed my internet addictions
It's such a waste of time and the majority of users are immature
I don't how you people can get addicted to this. Do youreally prefer browsing 4chan/the internet instead of doing other things? Personally I browse this because I have nothing better going on.
>>24980535
I'm here because the only other thing for me to do is replay ps2 games for the 10th time.
I only browse when there's "deadspace" between what I was doing and what I will be doing. Waiting for class is a perfect example. Plus with the rise of the smartphone zombie it's socially acceptable to have your face buried in your phone when you're not doing anything
What is it like to be a normie?
Not that great anon. Not that great. At least when you're a robot no one expects anything of you.
>>24980233
What's it like living in post-white America?
>>24980233
Pretty good.
Life is great dude.
>Realise my argument is wrong
>Delete post halway through
>have argument with another robot
>he completely destroyed me
>Claim I was trolling and call him a new fag
>Reply to his post 4 times calling him a new fag.
>>24980232
>realize my entire life is wrong
>delete life halfway through
>too lazy to argue on 4chan
not sure if good or bad senpai
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU MEET PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET AND FUG THEM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUURREEEEEEEEEE
be attractive enough for someone to take interest
>>24979992
You need to be in the top 15% of men and have decent game to fuck a woman.
I get really wasted and go on occupied and message every girl I think is qt and pass out
Worst to happen is to wake up to a "no thank you" or no response but best is a few witty responses, and take from there
Or you could go on craigslist
>tfw 5'10" (179cm)
That's normal, OP is a faggot
Conor McGregor is the most alpha man in the world and hes 5'9 you little bitch
>>24979904
That's high average everywhere except maybe the Netherlands or Norway.
Anyone else here had experience with girls as a teen but now can't even be around them?
I'm now 20, it's been over 4 years since I've had a physical relationship with a girl and I'm a fucking shell of my former self. I can't touch or even sit next to a girl without feeling extremely uncomfortable and nervously sick.
What the fuck happened to me? It felt like I was developing relationships fine at 16 but since then I've forgotten what intimacy feels like. I'm an honest mess.
You're a failed normalfag.
Go to wizchan and talk to them about it.
>>24979819
All depends on the woman. Some are better than others, it all depends on how well I know them and how well I've connected.
>Random Strangers
Nervous as shit, horribly uncomfortable
>Women who I know are normalfags
Bored. I can talk to them, but the sheer amount of filtering I need to do kinda kills all chances of it being a fun experience
>Weird girls
Fucking love being around them.
>>24979819
>What the fuck happened to me?
You probably watched too much anime and made it your world. A world where anxiety and awkwardness gets rewarded.
post your 3d waifus here
>>24979784
>3d
Not even once
heres mine
she's really cute
>>>/soc/22942166
this thread is full of waifus, real life waifus that you can interact with ya know
In maccies, dubs decides what I do
>bloxzxxxors
get up and take a pic of cash register
>>24979579
Spend over $45 or whatever currency
>>24979579
speak (d)weeb to the wagecucs
i'm on a medicine where one possible side effect is "harmful/suicidal thoughts"
over the past weeks my mood has been decreasing and i've been feeling more and more depressed
i can't tell if this is from the medicine, i normally pretty much hate myself and winter makes me get depressed from loneliness
wtf should i do? should i report it? or just hope for the best?
>>24979332
If the med specifically says it will cause a thing and that thing starts happening no shit it's the med.
You're not actually depressed, it's the medication.
Get a fucking grip.
Why don't you just not be depressed wtf
>>24979350
>You're not actually depressed
i disagree
WE FINALLY KNOW HOW LEGENDCHAN LOOKS!!!!
>>24979293
And we should care why?
>>24979293
Both look like they're easily influenced by those around them and conform to a certain aesthetic, thusly. Like dogs on a leash, these are nothing more than b8.
>>24979293
His father told him he could be anything. So he became a paintbrush.
When did you realize that you have an addiction?
There's no other way to explain being on this board.
Anyone wanna try and beat my score?
>Usually browse the internet the moment I get home
>Browse 4chan
>Browse /r9k/
>Regularly pull all-nighters on the internet
>Had an internet relationship
>Have done sexual roleplays with strangers on Omegle
>Have had extremely close internet friends (closer than IRL friends)
>Have basically run out of new porn to watch
>Think mostly in internet language
>Have had an internet relationship
>Have cybered with someone I've never met IRL
>Have a job through the internet
>Closest IRL friends are also deep internet dwellers
>Have strange/extreme fetishes
>Fap to things that aren't intended to be fapped to
>Have had large fights/feuds/arguments with internet friends
>>24979899
>There are people on this board who haven't done these things
>>24979899
>I get home
look at this failed normie
Rise and shine, wagekek. Good morning to you.
Another day, another dollar.
LOL am going to highs chool and i'll fun, stay home pathetic neet.
>>24979195
>NEET
>Still up at this ungodly hour
go back to sleep
Salutations unemployment frog
Good morning to you!
If you have or want a gf, you are not a robot and will never fit in here.
What's wrong with wanting a gf?
People who want gfs are welcome here as long as they still want to destroy the normies.
>>24979148
Is it still okay to want a gf but have extremely unrealistic expectations of them?
AKA, I only want a gf if she's 2D.
