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The longer I've been socially isolated, the more unhinged and delusional I start to feel. The thing is I always get the seldom points in my life where some group of friends wants to hang out with me again, and the monotony is broken.

If I end up finding myself isolated for long enough without break could I genuinely go insane?
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-spent last 3 and a half years spending time almost entirely with myself.

-work in care (clean up shit all day long)

-Come to realise that the massive amount of time I spent in isolation gave me a lot of space to think and work things out.

-Find other people pretty tiresome to deal with because nobody has the outlook I do on life. I've got the rational, pragmatic thing down to a tee.

-Seriously know how to have a good time on my own, can entertain thoughts with myself for indefinite periods of time.

Its not so bad.

However I do abuse drugs constantly and make music which sounds like noise and clean up shit for a living so say what you will I reckon i'm pretty sane but a lot of people out there don't.
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>>24972680
I used to wonder this. I'm isolated entirely now. Not so bad. Moments of intense loneliness, but I can't stand people at all. They disgust me. I find my entire mood ruined by even seeing other people. Alone is much better
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>>24972856

This.
Be your own best friend.
Don't expect other people to make it all better. They probably won't. If you can deal with life on your own any human contact is going to be a bonus. And you won't be a needy little fuck who can't handle life on their own.

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Hi robros. Does anyone have a screenshot of the story of the guy who paid to fuck Nikki Benz? Can't find it anywhere. Thanks in advance.
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I've really started to get into old blues music
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>>24973128
That's cool, which artists specifically?
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>>24973128
I for some reason have took liking to dad-rock. Feels comfy as hell.

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>yfw happiness is a choice
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>>24972276
It's not a choice, you can't choose to be happy all the time. Your thinking is unsustainable OP.
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>>24972276
yeah most people think they have depression when its really just them being pussys and not waiting to have to go out of there way for anythhing

Tfw the world isnt handed to me ;-; im so sad
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>>24972370
What is your current employment status?

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I'm tired of all these tripfags all over my board. You're all fucking delusional normies. >find a decent thread
>attention seeking tripfagger like mystery shows up
>whines about self
>literally nothing separating her from a Stacy
>could get bf instantly
This is the kind of shit that's ruining our board and killing my erection.
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Trips and you kill yourself
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>>24970105
I feel left out so now only fembots can be tripfags? Why give them attention them if they are whoring themselves out?

I have a GF am I part of the problem?
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How fat u senpai? Plz b honest.

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/r9k/ has no topic, but unlike /b/ Global Rule #3 is in effect. In addition, advice threads and camwhoring/hookup/"rate me" threads should go on /adv/ - Advice and /soc/ - Cams & Meetups respectively.

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I'm the trouble starter.
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>>25125650
punkin instigator
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No, yuo're the guy who posts pics of bad photoshops of preexisting ms paint drawings,, making posts on 4chan about how "bad" you are.
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You never had nudes what a fag

>tfw they will never bring qt Syrian refugees into your country
>tfw you will never have a qt refugee gf that cooks and cleans
>tfw you will never have a qt Syrian refugee gf with a big butt that loves you and will never cheat
>tfw you will never wake up to qt Syrian refugee gf with a big butt that cooks never cheat to say i love you and means it

why even live?
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Come on guys let's start posting already
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tfw no Buddhist temples near your town to burn down and lynch all the orange bald fags
I fucking hate that pathetic excuse of a "religion" (cult) and hate the peoole who follow ti more
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>>25125297
>tfw you will never ever be able to nuke syria and turn all it's filthy inhabitants into piles of unrecognizable ashes

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>im depressed because im so smart
>people who are truly self aware can never be happy
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Haha smart in what?
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Its right though
The more shittiness you acknowledge the shittier you feel
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i love 4chan fsad

Most autistic sentence(s) you've seen on r9k. Go.

>I cut my own hair
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>>25124730
wtf man I cut my hair I'm not autistic just anxious to go outside :(
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I shave my own head every two weeks and I don't see anything autistic in that.
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>>25124758
Are you me? It's easy, free, and it makes you look manlier than some fag that actually wastes money getting his hair cut at a salon.

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>M-muh beautiful japanese women
http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1450624720661.webm
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So clean and pretty! lol
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>>25124619
>cherrypicking the thread
Sage
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>>25124619
You're a fuckin savage OP

sage'd that shit

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>TFW you look a lot more like the guy on the right than the guy on the left.
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>>25124585

i dont like that yellow guy
its kinda ugly. pls dont make it happen
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>>25124585
MIGHT THIS BE THE BIRTH OF AN EPIC NEW MENE???????
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>ywn be an attractive Yarl

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Why don't you message milfs, anon? They're so desperate for sex. Pic related.
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>>25124453
ls that your mom???
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Cuz I find the thought of fucking someone twice my age somewhat disturbing

plus I probably couldn't satisfy her ;_;
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>>25124453
they only respond if you're at least 2 of these things

>tall
>fit
>handsome
>rich

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Who is /bored/ here?
Its killing me, family
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I've been browsing /r9k/ for about 30 hours straight with no sleep. Every thread has not appealed to me, I'm incredibly bored. I can't play any internet games or whatever because I have no internet, I'm using my phones' wifi and it's not good enough for that kinda stuff.
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>>25124474
At least you have video games, they are dead to me
Just go to sleep tbqh
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>>25124517
>video games
Nah, I only have game I play and that's more out of boredom and I wont be able to play that one for a long time because no internet.

>go to sleep
Can't. I have horrible nightmares that affect me IRL

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Daily reminder that if every cell in your body has a Y chromosome you are a male
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sperms are cells too you retard.
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>sex = gender
Boy Am I Starting To Hate This Meme.
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>>25124388
And sperm all have a Y chromosome.

Go back to school retard.

Seriously
You'll never get a girlfriend, you'll never go anywhere, you post on this board all day
Don't go to the gym, don't watch what you eat, don't stop fapping
Eat a donut, get some fried chicken, whack it all day, get high
Enjoy what you can because what you can't enjoy is what you're all striving for: a girIfriend
Just stop.
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Agree with OP. I want to see what happens when a bunch of betas actually try to become more beta.

The results should be kek worthy
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I just want the will to live.

I've given up on getting a partner.

Can't seem to care about women, I just want to live life.
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I already do. I stopped giving a damn about women. All I care about is myself and my own endeavors.

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