Who's the person you look up to the most? Fictional characters are okay if you don't have a real life inspiration.
This absolute madman.
An actually relevant scientist, with actually meaningful accomplishments, as opposed to that cripple meme you posted.
>>28816203
I just typed in some random shit in google images and found this pic. I don't even have a favorite.
>>28816066
Faraday because he never gave up on his scientific work despite his memory problems.
>going on an anonymous image board
>Bringing up your gender
>Get shitposted to death
>Complain about this
Honestly, can females that come here be any more stupid?
>>28816063
Why does gender matter so much to you shitlords? It's just another descriptive trait similarly how you all complain about being disgusting greasy manlets. Girls have every right to post here as any robot.
>>28816063
as a male i do not relate
They aren't stupid. It's part of their plan. Girls love attention. All they have to do on here is mention their gender or give some indication that they're female and they're golden.
>mfw I received over 3000 eurodollars in various bux this month
Man I love tax returns. That's right wagecucks, the little tax I pay on my benefits, I get them back at the end of the year anyway.
How about you, wagecucks. How has your month been?
>>28816043
Thisis a lot of bux.
>>28816627
I know right, mr Smug W.
Why are the wagies so quiet all of a sudden?
>Paying tax on your benefits
>Not having a huge tax-free allowance
Do Continentals really do this?
Why are yoga pants so hot?
What do silk sheets rubbing against your vagina feel like?
Cause they create perfect asses.
>>28816030
>>28816594
mew has aged like ass :(
>be me
>finally obtain a gf
>I'm obsessed with GTA V
>try to get gf interested
>attempt to show her some gameplay
>have Trevor pull out the assault rifle
>say, "Watch this, I call it the Mexican Public Transportation Simulator"
>proceed to gun down everyone in a nearby bus
>she's...
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>>28816023
>being literally this autistic
At least you had a girlfriend
Wtf
>>28816023
>>finally obtain a gf
any greentext on /r9k/ that starts with this should be an instaban tbqh
>>28816070
Don't grills get some sort of tax incentive for dating autists like me? I think that was the only reason she gave me a chance
/pol/ here
I am sorry, but following watching the Louie video, it has been decided by all those of station as follows:
- All who areNEETS by choice must die. I am sorry, but you are too worthless and all too far gone.
- Whoever is a NEET not by choice still does not have a valid excuse and that signifies they lack ambition, willpower andf ability, but they will not receive the death penalty; merely sentenced hard labour.
Its for the best /r9k/
With love, /pol/
Bump for exposure. If youre reading this, youre probably on the hit list on the day of the rope
Good, most of us want to die. Please make it fast.
>threatening us with death
Do you know where you are?
Also
>muh day of rope
Just leave before you embarrass yourself further
There was this exchange about him. Is this an accurate assessment of him?
"Is he known for having a woman's ass?"
"that's pretty much all he's known for, he was terrible even by mets standards and our catchers are awful"
Womanly ass or not?
>>28815921
i dont know if it's womanly or not but that's some great ass
>>28816397
>i dont know if it's womanly or not but that's some great ass
What do you think makes it great?
who else /bipolar/ here?
just got back from psychiatrist and he confirmed it
>>28815849
how long does it take to get a diagnosis? ive got a laundry list of shit I should be getting either drugs or money for, including acute schizophrenia (thanks family history), but I dont want to spend months and months dealing with doctors when I know itd be easier on myself to just cope and try to ignore everything that tells me to kill myself
>>28815947
um, 1 session for me. 1.5 hrs. had to fill out a bunch of forms and talk a lot.
Can I get diagnosed without it:
> going on some sort of record and ruining my life
> being forced to take mediction
> normies/family/employer somehow knowing about it
why did the cuck meme catch on so big?
>>28815837
It's an American meme, you stupid prick.
Americans are so stupid.
Almost everything you produce is garbage, and it shows with threads like these
You can never amount to the status that Canada has achieved.
Hell, I made a thread about quintessential Canadian television a few days back, and that thread was a phenomenal success
But you people who outnumber Canadians here have all the chances to make this place better, but instead you post stupid retarded shit like this
The...
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>>28815837
Because it's just so much fun to say.
Cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck
>>28815855
>Americans are so stupid.
Yeah, true. Our education system is terrible so most people here are drooling morons
>has proven that Canadian TV is hands down the better
I don't even watch tv, I agree with you there it's garbage
>Where over there you people are fat, miserable, shoot at each other all day, have a huge gap in income inequality, hate minorities and women
The fat people will die off hopefully....
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How do I find the motivation to do anything?
Motivation is what gets the dice rolling. Discipline keeps kicking it in the ass until it's where you want it to be.
>>28815739
Crystallized methamphetamine
I don't know man. I'll get really excited about making lifestyle changes, do it for a couple days then completely lose interest for months. I don't understand, it feels like I'm multiple different people.
>be me
>be 11
>i always really liked flavor blasted goldfish crackers
>ate almost two whole giant cartons every day for a year
>2200% of my daily riboflavin intake
>one day after eating a shitton of goldfish crackers for school lunch
>got REALLY bored in class
>wanted to get suspended
>wanted...
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I like this thread, thank you for sharing, OP
>ITT things that never happened
Also stop trying to storyfag
>>28815678
please take yourself right back on over to leddit, newfag
>"you need to pull yourself up by the bootstraps"
but I don't own any boots
>>28815641
>pull yourself up by the bootstraps
Ironically means to accomplish an impossible task.
Buy some fucking boots then damn....
>>28816186
This is just beautiful. Thanks Anon.
Fembots, how big are your tits?
I'm an I cup, unfortunately.
Reduction surgery when?
>>28815619
You know when tomatoes get really bad, so they get soft and squishy and start to sag in?
That's what my tits look like.
I'm a 30F bra size but I'm a NEET so I always wear overly baggy pajamas so you can't really tell.
STACY STACY OPEN WIDE
IN YOUR HOLE I'LL NEVER GLIDE
STACY STACY CANT YOU SEE
YOUR EXISTENCE MAKES ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
STACY THOUGHT THAT SHE COULD RUN
DID NOT WANT ME TO HAVE FUN
THROW HER BODY IN A DITCH
LYING FAT DECEITFUL BITCH
>>28815608
>>28815656
hahaha I love this. no talent to write my own tho kek
>>28815795
Read them out on vocaroo breh
You run your own snuff movie company and she volunteers to star in the new film. How does she die?
>>28815605
Stabbed to death with scissors
>>28815605
raped to death while forced to watch video reels of her happy life as a toddler/kid
Steel wool, conductive lubricant, restraints, and electric leads connected to an adjustable power source.She dies of old age