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What project are robots doing?
I had a hard time last year after a court hearing, this helped me to take my mind of things, plus it was really rewarding to see something you have made work at last.
>>28813179
here is proof of my success
>>28813179
shameless bump come on post, tell me what you think?
>>28813179
haha that's really nice!!
i-i'm a bit confused as to what it's supposed to do, but it looks really awesome! i really like it!
remove the memes and anime and r9k would be the perfect board
remove the racebait too
>remove anime from a japanese owned anime image board
>remove memes from the virgin meme board
then fuck off to https://www.reddit.com/r/Truecels
>seriously thinking about going to Thailand for the summer
Anyone ever been ?
>>28812894
bumperinattafamalama
>>28812894
no but if i had money i would go too, i hate women too much nowdays so a good looking ladyboy seems more attractive i just worry about being mugged/shanked or getting stds
also i heard that you could get a death penalty for even stuff like weed over there, and if i can't fuck a ladyboy while i am high then what's the point senpai
>Thailand for the summer
>Southwest monsoons that arrive between May and July (except in the south) signal the advent of the rainy season (ruedu fon). This lasts into October and the cloud covering reduces the temperature again, with the high humidity experienced as 'hot and sticky'.
Wikipedia, man. Learn to use it.
Also
>Fucking dick """girls""".
You're letting your misogyny lead you to full faggotry. There's thousands of whores in Thailand. Female hoes, and you're thinking about fucking males? What the fuck is wrong with you people?
I just popped the greatest pimple of MY LIFE.
I had this lump on my earlobe for like two years. No matter how much I tried, it wouldn't pop.
Today I gave it another shot and boy did it pop.
It sprayed the mirror for at least 10 seconds. The smell was foul. Two years of sebum build up had all lead to this magnificent moment.You could HEAR it spraying.
I have never been so satisfied in my life.
I rarely ever get acne around my face but had this small bump pop up on my cheek after finals this semester. I started picking at it trying to get the pus and of course digging my dirty finger nails into my skin results in it eventually ballooning up in size and scarring, but the pus is still clearly inside of it.
At this point the skin is ripped and black around the area
I'm flying home the next day to see my family for the first time in forever so my girlfriend gives me a pack of band aids and recommends I don't touch it anymore
Fly home, sleep for a night in my room and I wake up with no bandaid on my face and a MASSIVE pimple on the side of my face
I barely, and I mean barely touch it and a giant lump of pus just oozes out
When I tell you I got sick like a dog after consuming it I do so with no exaggeration
It was the most disgusting thing I've tasted in my life
A few years back in high school I had the most irritating pimple on the back of my neck for the span of two weeks. The problem was it was very visible and it was also very agitating, I could feel the pressure building up under the skin trying to get out.
Over the course of two weeks I am trying to get these thing out of my body like it's an invasive species, it pops several times and I get a lot of yummy pus but it never feels like it's been fully depleted and gets worse just about every time I'm able to alleviate some of the pressure.
Anyway check this out man, I've pretty much given up on it at this point and decide I'm going to leave it alone and it will have to go away on its own
I kid you not as I'm calling my friend on FaceTime to discuss this with them pretty much the moment they answer I squeeze that bad boy not expecting anything and it explodes right in my hand
The feeling of relief is pure ecstasy, I play with the pus for a few minutes, try to get some photos before popping it in my mouth. First time I ever had to chew pus
I've had a huge ass pimple on my back once, and I couldn't do anything about it because I couldn't reach it.
But one day, about a year or so after I found the pimple, I was at my uncle's car shop, and I realized that I could use a wrench and squeeze it until it pops. That's exactly what I did, and it was the most satisfying thing I have ever done in my life.
When I was a child everything seemed so much more interesting and exciting and I had a really active and vivid imagination but now it's all gone.
What happened to me?
How do I get it back?
>>28812795
t.Life happened
Idk I got molested when I was young and everything is gay now
>>28812860
I think it went away somewhere during puberty for me.
Reminder that dick size and prior sexual experience is LITERALLY the only things that matter in sustaining a relationship.
You could be charming, intelligent and attractive, and you'd very likely go on dates.
However once she finds out you're a virgin or notices that you have a smaller than average penis... game over. She won't want to continue the relationship.
true fact desu.
>>28812628
You should try being a faggot
>>28812628
Idk if this is true, but fear of it being true is whats keeping me a virgo. That and social circle the size of a Hicks bosone.
I have few frnds but none live close enough, and those who do we got distant since all they care about is sitting at home fucking their gf's.
Makes sense t b h Id be home with my gf too.
OP ur probably wrong, some girls could dig it, but Im not into religious fanatics.
>>28812628
yeah, say whatever you like babydick
Doc wants me to take mirtazapine. What's your opinion on anti-depressants? Do you have any thoughts?
Monitor your weight. You might start to put on some pounds.
>>28812627
Gots me that fast metabolism.
>>28812590
Kiss your brain goodbye op.
That drug is pure poison my friend.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/building-robot-mcdonalds-staff-cheaper-8044106
News Weird News Robots
Building robot McDonald's staff 'cheaper' than hiring workers on minimum wage
10:18, 25 MAY 2016 UPDATED 14:07, 25 MAY 2016
BY JESSICA HAWORTH
The worrying forecast could threaten jobs at the fast food franchise, a former CEO of the company warns
A former McDonald's CEO warned that robots will take over staff jobs at the fast food empire - because it's cheaper than employing humans.
Ed Rensi has said that buying highly skilled robotics is a cheaper alternative than employing people on minimum wage to work in the company's worldwide restaurants.
He warned that huge job losses are imminent, and commented that it would be 'common sense' to replace humans in the workplace.
This comes as a study into the future of human employment has predicted a surge in machine-led work such as robotic counsellors, body part makers and virtual lawyers.
>we were born just in time to get our min wage jobs stolen by robots but too soon to have basic income
>>28812534
Since the labor is cheaper, will the food be cheaper?
>>28812534
Jokes on you, I already know a trade
This is the party Elliot Rodger had originally planned to massacre
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TC1dIrueDsI
normies in america seem a lot worse than here tbqh
although I don't get out much
I can't stand whatever that accent is that those girls talk with. LA? California?
gives me the shivers
>>28812623
i can't stand the wooooooooo
How barbaric.
What's the most common interracial coupling in your local area?
White guy/Asian girl for me.
White/Native American
Very typical in the Canadian praries
No idea, I don't leave the house much.
My sister just got married though.
It was a Greek/Italian wedding. There was literally 1 interracial couple at this wedding of like 700 people. It was an Italian guy married to a Indian woman. 99% of the Greeks were married to other Greeks, 99% of the Italians were married other Italians.
I have a feeling the whole interracial thing is a meme.....unless my extended family/family friends are all racists bigots who only marry in the same ethnicity.
WHEREEEEEEEE????
ORegano, cocks, cocks, many cocks. ONe pussy. FInal destination.
What's the worst thing your dad, mom/anyone said to you, but that it was in fact nothing but the truth?
your a disgrace to this family
>>28812038
My low IQ widely impairs my scientific, cultural, discursive, social, and numerous other realms.
I said it myself. Myself is still 'someone'.
My parents and other people have almost exclusively lied about me to myself and to other people.
Nothing. I'm a 29 NEET that's never worked.
My parents have always been super positive about the situation and never give me shit.
My siblings are all pretty successful so I guess they see me as the child that's going to stay with them forever and look after them when they're super old and frail.
Do you still miss your crush in high school?
Her smile still slips in my memories.
>>28811982
I miss her everyday.
>tfw 35 y/o
Fucking end me already.
>girl is in my class for a couple of years
>Hang out, light flirting
>Pretty obvious she likes me
>I think she almost asked me to deb
>Like her back but can't be in a relationship because of parents
>Feel bad for leading her on
>Wish she could be my qt gf now
i miss our kids, but she can fucking go to hell for all i care.
>Anon, how's your transition going?
>>28811802
"Transition this!"
*unzips dick*
What's with all the army dudes going faggot?
Royal Marine here, am I destined for mental illness?
>>28811934
>Royal Marine here, am I destined for mental illness?
Probably.
Looks like you're seated next to me anon, ufufufu~
>>28811613
But there's no seat next to you.
>>28811856
Guess you'll just have to squeeze in to the this one. Come on, threes plenty of room
>>28811856
well, this thread is ruined. just like your moms pussy.
You are dropped on island with these people
You must fight to the death.
You may choose to form a temporary alliance with 2 other players.
You can choose any weapon you want (except firearms, explosives or poisons)
What do?
>inb4 you kill yourself
I NEED THE SOURCE ON THE EYEPATCH WEARING, AXE SWINGING QT!
>>28811718
Sig from Gangsta
>>28811559
Loli and Femboi.
I'll take a standard issue Japanese delinquent chain.
We'll write poetry, stretch properly and cuddle together at night for warmth.
>>28811718
Kind of reminds me of this absolute qt.
