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>tfw a girl will never look up at you with love and trust in her eyes moments before you enter her for the first time and take her virginity
Not true I've actually done that
How long does it have to be in count?
>>28810796
Why is loli crying?
Im bored and depressed
>Attention whoring
>Memeing you have depression for attention like Marsy
kys my man
>>28810784
Im bored was already posted by someone else
Your Gay Mate
So why should I care about the government spying on me?
I don't browse weird stuff, I don't have any crazy ideas to blow up something, the most I do is torrent Chinese cartoons and vidya.
And besides what's the likelihood of some NSA agent randomly coming across me in their monitors?
>>28810759
When you fap do you do it in front of your family and neighbours? No? Why not? Why should you care?
>>28810783
There's a difference though. The government can't see me fapping. Maybe they can in terms of packets, but my monitor doesn't have a camera on it.
>>28810793
oh sweet child how deluded you are of the capabilities that our government currently holds
It's a slippery slope. If we let them do x, theyll know we won't do shit about them doing Y (Which is usually worse). If you like being watched then move to the UK
>tfw your friends dick was bigger than yours
>tfw he made you be the girl during practice sex
>>28810739
>both circumcised
in the end i still win
>>28810739
So he forced you to perform a sex change?
>>28810739
>tfw he made you be the girl during practice sex
Occasionally this place can still surprise me.
When does your face become manly?
I'm 19 and I still look the same as it did in middle school.
Am I destined to be twink mode for the rest of my life?
3 b's
beard
bulk
boast
>>28810633
Btw, can someone translate the Japanese in that pic?
>>28810633
post face
bot bypass hours
How weird is to ask a girl straight out?
>>28810627
But isn't 'asking out' dishonest by definition? 'Asking out' is basically stating romantic interest obliquely under the understood guise of a meeting. Straight would be stating 'I have romantic interest in you', which is more or less what I did.
I have this same problem. I can't wrap my head around how to ask someone out or even tell them I like them. I'm too much of a pathetic cunt to even attempt either so I guess its not really a big problem in my life.
>>28810643
A 'romantic interest' isn't the truth by definition. You should be more straight by stating "I would like to retract my foreskin and insert my penis into your vaginal cavity".
What's more valuable, a (You) or a Good Boy Point?
depends on GBP - tendie exchange rate
GBP are temporary, (you)'s last forever.
Here, have one on the house.
>>28810613
>you
Why are you weaboo gooks turning this into a meme?
YOU are annoying fucks, and no one gives a shit about your condescending attitudes towards people you deem worthy of giving YOUs. By worthy i mean the people that upset you
Redpill me on the ENTP life
>>28810485
He's a big man
Imagine being INTP but with the added challenge of someone who fits in with anyone but never belongs to anyone
Being ENTP is great, Anon. The world is a sandbox where other people are the sand. Just say whatever you like and watch how people react. You can get away with it too, because of the natural charisma that comes with being entp ;).
>tfw didn't savor my last few days of being neet
>tfw my entire life has a schedule now
>tfw i'll never be able to wake up at 4:00 PM and forget what day it is again
anyone know this feel?
>>28810444
the first month is going to kill you
your body is not ready for the constant movement
ya i know that feel even though its only a part time job it still screws up everything because i have to pay attention to the schedule and time my sleep around it
and i cant quit or ill be homeless because my family despises non workers
truly fucked myself
>>28810470
I've been here for two months
I just can't believe I was eager for this.
Your deep thoughts on Chad and Stacy.
Post Chad and Stacy stories
Pic related
>>28810409
i don't want to date Stacy. we would have nothing to talk about.
i want to date a person with similar interests to mine, so we can be friends apart from lovers.
i don't understand your obsession with dating people who you have nothing in common with. i mean chances are, she loves shoes, clubs and instagram, while you like video games, pizza and your dogbro. she will bore you to death. let her date Chad, they're both obsessed with material possessions and social media.
you guys are looking for the wrong person
>>28810409
>Dor Rubin
>>28810409
we have to define chad and stacey because these people just look like random normies to me
http://diseasescure.pw/20-secrets-of-people-who-live-with-borderline-personality-disorder/
So is Borderline Personality Disorder just basically "I have an excuse for being a scumbag, see, it's a disorder!"? Because I know this girl with BPD and she is the most unstable, uncaring about anyone else, flip floppy mean cunt I've ever met.
I get having Bipolar, as I am diagnosed with that, but I don't take my emotions out on anyone else and I am stable as a person because I won't let my emotions effect me. But every person I've ever met with BPD is an emotional and unstable scumbag who literally only cares about themself. Do I just have bad experiences or am I correct in assuming BPD people are good to be around?
Note: If you have BPD I have no problem with you unless you are a self centered and emotional mess.
>>28810380
Reminds me of "tsundere" chicks.
"I am a complete fucking cunt 100% of the time, but deep down I know it's wrong, so that makes it okay"
Just fuck off, everybody else in the world knows how to ACT properly. I don't want to be nice, but I ACT nice anyway because I know I'm not the most fucking important person in the world.
>>28810451
Exactly, I mean look at this one. "I have zero control of my emotions". They're using it as an excuse to act like shit. Nobody can control their emotions, but you can control how those emotions influence your behavior.
The only thing I disagree with you on is not wanting to be nice. I actually do want to be nice to people, I don't just act nice. I think it's important to be kind.
>>28810380
>>28810451
This. Females' underdevelopmed minds think that 'deep down, I'm aware I'm being mean' and maybe saying this once every two years or so justifies all abuse and slander they happily commit. In fact, they'll accuse you of not respecting her troubled personality enough: 'you should be understanding of my lack of self-control, you don't even imagine how hard it is to be so emotional'.
Does /r9k/ have any talent? Artistic or otherwise. Post examples of your talent in this thread.
If you have any talents you aren't a robot. The one exception is maybe drawfags since a lot of NEETs dabble in that.
>>28810372
>Hurr you aren't a robot because I say you're not
>>28810345
My talent is sex. I can make a woman cum multiple times with my dick, fingers or tongue.
I just haven't had the opportunity to display my talents yet. I'm still a virgin but when I have sex with a woman, she will be impressed.
If you un-ironically refer to women as 'roasties' you have no-one to blame for your social isolation but yourself.
chicken & egg m8
>>28810339
>real talk
back to twitter for you dumb normalfag
nobody wants your stupid opinions or anything you have to share
I could get the same opinions from you the same as any other normalfag
>>28810339
I don't call all women roasties just the roasties
>>28810350
you need a new analogy, it's been proven that the chicken came first
I WANNA BE PINNED UP AGAINST THE WALL AND FUCKED. I WANT YOU TO BLOW YOUR HUGE, PENT-UP, SEXUALLY REPRESSED NEET LOAD INTO MY FUCKING TIGHT HOLE. I WANT TO FEEL YOU, TASTE YOU, I WANT YOU TO TAINT MY SLUTTY ASSHOLE. IM FUCKING WORTHLESS AND DESERVE NOTHING LESS THAN TO BE HUMILAITED AND DEFILED.
That's kind of gay
>>28810333
You aIso got trips!
>>28810347
This, tbqh famalamapai
>tfw no link bf
fact: skyward sword was fucking shit
>>28810236
I enjoyed it more than TP.
Couldn't get myself to replay it though. Too many cutscenes/handholding
>>28810236
I didn't mind it. Definitely not up to the same standard as pre twilight princess era but still enjoyable
