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>ask girl out
>shot down
>join military
>9 years later she finds me on FB
>she keeps complimented how funny and good I look
>she's fat now
I don't even know anymore. Is this karma?
It's just life, m8.
you can make it karma
you have to say: "take a hike, you look like you could use the exercise HAHAHA"
>>26126989
Karma doesn't exist, you just bloomed late and she just peaked early t b h.
>KEK, need to post this somewhere. Might aswell be your thread.
ITT: good taste in waifus
only post sweet qt waifus
another example of sweet qt waifu
>>26126932
Thread dropped
i wish i could have a very energetic and a bit crazy stacy to fall in love with me and change my life completely for the better
i know it's retarded and impossible but it's my dream i want her to be skinny and blonde too, young looking.
ls it worth it?
>>26125983
no
feels like nothing
just use your hand
>>26125983
Feels better than a real one
feels good man, but it is a nigger to clean so you end up only using it rarely
>>26125993
*circumcised alarm goes off*
who /morbidly obese/ here?
460 lbs, 5'10 here
where my other fatbros at?
fuck off fatty. most robots are skinnyfags anyway
>>26122906
hey its this guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhcLsh-m_Zg>>26122906
>>26122906
270 5'7"
One day I'll lose right heheh right guys?
Kek, do you even measure up to what women really want?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8ClOk4hzMg
>>26121979
Like women know what they actually want.
i don't have to watch the video to know i don't
Yeah, I don't. That's why I haven't even tried for a woman in years.
Who here able to pass for Normie IRL?
>>26120344
I can pass normie in small interactions. If i were to have any actual friend or gf it would become clear soon enough though.
sort of doing that tonight. I still hate myself though
>>26120344
>Normalfags very friendly to me ( don't know why)
>Wear decent clothes
>Lift often
>Can talk for short periods of time without having a melt down
I can do it!
Why do all girls like white men and strictly white men so much?
Blacks, Indians, Asians, Latinos, Whites every girl seems to have a preference and even fetish for white males over their own.
Additionally they'll do anything to have white social circles and integrate into white culture(i.e listening white bands, only liking white actors, actively hating anything that isnt white like rap music etc).
What causes this?
Asking because yesterday a fat black single mom stated that there were very few black men who were handsome both facially and physically.
Where does this rampant self-hate stem from?
White people are the masterrace.
>>26127241
success breeds jealousy
you really expected something else?
>>26127241
Because white's are implicitly at the top of the social hierarchy everywhere that there is significant western influence.
I'm going to go to bed now, /r9k/. Will you guys pretend to be my friends/family and say goodnight?
>>26126515
Night faggot.
>>26126525
Thank you anon, good night
>>26126515
Gnite OP see you soon.
Holy shit bros I actually got a gf. Am I not allowed here anymore?
>>26126174
Get off you bloody normie.
Although if she cheats on you in three weeks or less, you can come back and all is forgiven.
I thought most people had gfs here and we were actually roleplaying.
>>26126185
>Roleplaying
No. We're not.
How do you feel when you see normies wearing Pepe merchandise?
>pic related
its great, gives me a target to aim for
I don't feel anything anymore for a long time
>>26126140
It triggers my autism
>look like this
>still get model tier gf
whats your excuse again?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPyjNzI-HDI
I look okay on the outside but on the inside I'm a horrible human being that no girl would ever be attracted to.
Is that good enough?
>>26126049
>eric is 6'4
There you go
>>26126049
She has that "I'm a fucking bitch" look on her face.
Would not date.
Is there any safe way to extend your penis size it's really small and I'll never be able to pleasure a girl with it please help me /r9k/
>>26126033
Is it fucking Groundhog day on r9k? Even using the same fucking image.
Is this the community giving me the push I need to leave this shithole?
>>26126047
leave then faggot no one will miss you.
No you can't. If you try to make it grow you will damage your dick. You dick isn't a muscle, it is an organ.
A Portugeuse woman just made fun of me and my Arab friend for not caring or knowing about where Columbia or Siberia is.
Do any Americans here know or care about the location of every country out there?
>>26125820
I know where most things are but no I don't really care.
>>26125820
Only the ones that matter. I had to memorize the entire European continent for a class.
I know every country and about half the capitals, because of strategy vidya. Idgaf about knowledge for the sake of being well informed
>"People who use drugs are the worst kind of scum and should all face the death penalty"
>but why? There's plenty of perfectly functioning users out there who hurt no one, and many great artists used drugs to enhance their talent.
>"lol dude you're such a stoner 420 blaze it amirite go hang out with high schoolers you degenerate"
Why are anti-druggers incapable of having a proper dialogue about their opinions? I've never met one who didn't resort to name calling when discussing the issue.
>>26125534
>There's plenty of perfectly functioning users out there
No one will ever believe you because DUDE WEED LMAO
Everyone just sees you as a stoner 420 blaze it who's trying to act uppity. If you actually want to show anti-druggers that they are wrong, you have to befriend them, hang out with them for years, and let them catch you smoking one day when you invite them over and leave the door open.
>>26125534
Because theyve never blazed it
>>26125534
You're just trying to change people's mind.
You do drugs and I don't like you for that reason. Deal with it.
Are there any genuinely happy or rich robots?
Tell me about yourself and your autism.
Can loners actually succeed in life?
Is it possible to be happy if most of society just makes you feel pissed off all the time?
I will kill myself if my thread gets no replies.
>>26125812
Guess there are none then. As it should be desu
>>26125834
finally peace
