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>tfw tinnitus
I JUST WANT SILENCE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Rub helichrysum oil in and behind your ears (but not inside your ear hole) daily. Its expensive, pic related cost me #30, but well worth it, because it helps to repair nerve damage/sensory imbalances and easily absorbs through the skin.
and do this mudra with both of your hands resting on your knees: http://wellbeingmantras.com/shunya-mudra-rid-ear-problems/
while you sit cross legged and listen to meditative music such as: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=No-5wC8Ln3o
for 45 minutes or so a day. Your tinnitus will eventually diminish to the point you hardly notice it any more.
>>26123721
My Mom had tinnitus.
The answer is marijuana.
I've had this shit for years just don't think about it bro
Who /water/
Only cucks drink soda drinks.
I try, but Im a weak willed individual who often cant resist the sugary goodness of soda.
>>26123675
If you're that much of a cuck, just add some lemon to the water / berries etc.. to give it some flavor.
>not enjoying root beer
>not enjoying chocolate milk
>not preparing your own natural fruit juices
B-BUT MUH WATER
bland faggots lmao
Have you ever wondered how badly you pissed off some deity in order to end up the way you are today?
At least we can all be lonely in hell together
when i'm asked why i believe in god, my first response is always:
"because SOMEONE is obviously fucking with me."
>>26123386
We'll all gurgle in mud together.
Did Cosby really rape all those women? I'm having trouble believing that 50+ girls all got raped by this guy but not a single one of them spoke up until a couple years ago.
He settled out of court, didn't he?
No of course not. Men are innocent while all women are lying whores.
How the fuck would any of us know?
There are plausible reasons for why they wouldn't speak up but it's possible some are riding the hype train.
Either way you're not getting any insight here
this is a girl I'm seeing and her beta orbiter
I'm the same height as him but I'm ottermode and good looking. I can't grow facial hair, whatever though.
I feel guilty. I don't know if I should, I just do. I feel guilty about the accident of my genetic advantages over him, and my better choices (going out and looking for a girl that wants to fuck me instead of beta orbiting a girl while she fucks other guys and hoping she changes her mind)
I just know I'm the target of his rage, which is a product of his emasculation and frustration which I played a role in producing in the first place
sorry
where is that picture of lizards going hehehehe when i need it jesus christ
is that a giant bitch or a tiny manlet
>>26122468
Your girlfriend and that guy make a nice couple. You should step aside and find someone in your league if you're so good looking.
Happy music you will listen to when you murder the normies :)
>>26122375
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70yAAPBmPvc
this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6dEfAedJpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iE3wuYyUqAo
Gun them down
>Eventually /r9k/ will shut down due to no more possible original comments
>>26122248
Making original comments is a discrete combinatorial system. We cannot possibly run out.
>>26122248
Umm..
Why did I get hard looking at this dumb picture?
>>26122696
Something about it must be your fetish
Chicks with dicks?
Impossibly large dicks?
Pierced nipples?
>my brother just killed himself
>all my friends are condescending about being trying to be nice
>everyone else who I barely know act like they are "there for me"
>therapist says stuff like "you know it's important to be with people"
>I have to put down my dog with epilepsy who is only 7
>the only reason I haven't killed myself at this because of him
Tbh I don't want kill myself because I don't want to put family through that again
Just dont.
Get a dog, take up social vidya if you live in a big enough town (melee, halo, street fighter ect). Go give yourself a general goal.
>family so fucking terrible your brother kills himself
>I dont want to upset my family ;_;
you'd feel better if you just stopped talking to them tbqh
>>26122136
Killing yourself is fucking stupid.
Just pile some cash up and fucking start driving. Drive as far as possible. Once you reach a small comfy town 1000s of miles away from your old home, start a new life. I'm not depressed or anything, but that's my plan if shit goes south.
Just keep going until I hit Canada...
If your dick doesn't get hard instantly upon seeing this, you're a literal faggot.
>>26121827
Come on man, I'm on nofap.
>>26121827
I must have low test
nah
needs to be shaped like a heart not lightbulb sorry bub
do you have a mommy fetish, /r9k/?
oedipal issues ITT
>>26121741
Not a fetish, but I have mommy issues.
>>26121741
Yeah, but not for my actual mother.
>tfw she'll never be my mom
>tfw she'll never teach my the word of god and the degeneracy of hollywood
>tfw she'll never lovingly stroke my hair and softly whisper reassuring things in my ear as I slowly fall asleep in her arms during a snowstorm in British Columbia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfnMtXdNacU
I'm sick of this gay earth. Anyone know a painless way to end it space robots? I'm an autistic faggot living with my normie mom so I can't really do much. All I've got is what you'd expect from a household. I don't know how to set up a stream so I guess I'll need help on that too.
Why not just run the car in the garage?
>>26121876
Can't. The garage is too small and her room is right next to it.
>>26121736
Feelium. And downlaod OBS. I wanna peep this
Is self improvement even possible? I never hear stories about people who have successfully improved themselves. Can you never overcome a shitty past? Or are the people who have improved so deeply ashamed of it that they never tell their story.
>>26121728
It is also nice feet on that broad
>>26121728
I think I improved to some degree back from when I started browsing /r9k/ like 6 years ago. I used to be an edgy depressed teen but I managed to grow up into a decent adult that is a productive member of society.
I used to really believe I was a robot because of all the social anxiety, lack of friends, misogyny I had when I was younger.
Nowadays I'm basically a normie with friends, a partner, a decent job and on my way to finishing uni
>>26121834
Glad to hear you made it man.
>tfw you weren't born a girl and have yo live life in hard mode
Fuccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I really wish next time around I am born a girl desu senpai. Anyone /somewhatanxiousaboutdeath/ because of this? I had a dream i had a vajay jay before but it was scary because i was bleeding uncontrollably
I don't want to bleed every month desu senpai.
>>26121702
gr8 stuff m8
>you'll die
>body decomposes into the rest of earth
>somewhere along the way you'll right back in a woman's tummy
>you'll have as many chances as possible to be born a grill
>sure you won't remember your past life, but then again, why would you?
although I have a horrible phobia of death, I'm just glad some people will get to live the life they truly want. Just become a trap for now, and wait for your turn to come back later on as a qt 3.14 desu senpai
>>26121815
>die
>everyone goes to hell
>butt-fucked by demons for eternity
What if this happens instead?
Ribbits,
Why don't you get a job?
>>26121673
I'd rather kill myself
Im not depressed or anything, but I just can't imagine doing anything, so I will do nothing until I am not able to
>>26121708
Amen brother, Amen!
>Going to be kicked out soon
>Already got a backpack with hobo good ready to go
>>26121708
Good outlook. Stay at home and play games for as long as you possibly can. There will come a time when you can't.
Weed is a terrible drug for normies who have no self-criticism, anxiety, or depression.
It makes me feel like shit everytime. How do people smoke this everyday?
Because most people here who smoke weed are actually normalfags
you shouldn't be doing any drugs Sachiko
>>26121426
Boredom is the worst though.
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