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You realise self improvement requires at least SOME effort right? You cant just shitpost from the same bedroom youve been shitposting from since you were 15 and expect the world to just magically turn perfect.
>>28762981
Do you think jetfuel can melt steel beams?
I see none of you have anything to say about this because youre all too busy trying to hang yourself or wishing you could suck each others unwashed dicks because you all failed at the easy task of being a man
>>28763086
but anon
I can't do it, I am a victim and the world is oppressing me
>Hey, Anon... you promise you won't tell anyone, right?
>>28762978
*takes pictures and post name and information online*
kek, faggot
>>28762978
>>>/soc/
>>>/lgbt
Seriously, enough with this shit.
ewww op you're a gay
>Get in my apartment's lift at 8am to get some tendies
>See a typical wagie(mid 30's, depressed, wrinkled, fat, balding, bags under eyes, probably cucked to hell and back 30 times by his wife)
>Grab his cheeks and babytalk him
>"Who's a cute little wagie, yes you are, yes you are, such a cute wagie"
>He gets mad
>Tell him if he hits me I'll sue him for assault and he'll lose his job
>>28762965
Thisis a funny strategy.
>>28762965
>The wagie forced your hands off him with the superior strength of someone who does physical work
>Slowly but effortlessly makes his way with you into your apartment, holding your hand in a death grip just like the disobedient child you are
>Forces you to sit down in the living room and not leave the room while he calls the police, getting trough to your social worker and telling her that you were having a bad day and should have a caretaker assigned to you to make sure you don't hurt yourself
>Gives a concerned look to the social worker as she comes in and explains that you did and how your money and activities should be monitored closely for a while
>The neetcuck gets a fat landwhale caretaker that will most likely take half of his neetbux before feeding him
>Meanwhile the wagie asks out the social worker for a coffee, eventually pounding her ass several times a week
>All this because an inferior neet dared look up to his betters
>>28764478
Now this is one anally salted wagecuck.
>tfw no bishonen bf
>tfw no palestinian bf
>>28762888
Thanks, Doc.
I have 10/10 pretty-boy looks.
>tfw no girl bf
>*BRAAAAAAAAP*
>"Oooops Sorry anon, these Kale and lentil shakes really give me some bad gas"
okay cool how about I throw some water on you so you fuckin' melt, you slippers-wearing motherfucker
>PPPPFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTPLAPLAPLAPLAPPOOT
Gotta go fart, Sonic!
>some guys are repulsed bythe mere fact that girls fart
>some guys are extremely turned on by it
>most guys are meh about it
I live and therefore I fart
even if lightning strikes and we ever get a gf guess what? they wont love us like they love chad. they wont give us blowjobs like they gave chad.
there is no point. just give up
He rode through dark night,
With haste and lamp in hand,
Pain from moments not long past,
Barely able to stand.
Wearing high heels, dress and makeup,
Paul Revere yelled with high-pitched glee,
"The British are coming, the British are coming,"
And the townsfolk replied "let them finish on me!"
Rip elliot rip rodger
>>28762725
So I can lose my little snake within her cavernous halls.
Turn off that alarm and quit hitting the snooze option, wagecuck. It's a really bad habit to do.
>>28762702
Thisis a dangerous habit and can lead to being late for work.
Fuck off. You are a worthless nigger.
>>28762702
>snooze option
Are there any drugs that permanently make you a chad? Or at least for a long time unlike alcohol or MDMA?
>>28762687
All you have to do is never masturbate ever again
>>28762711
Hahahaha
Nice meme.
>>28762687
Take 2 pills of confidence every morning and wash it down with a cup of just b yourself
>planned big things for Summer
>won't do any of them because of shitty friends
>the only thing I'll do is play vidya all day long and go to the gym
i have a meme holiday for drinking
>>28762660
I have no friends and haven't enjoyed summer in years..you're lucky enough to have people around
>>28762660
Having your plans being reliant on other people is your mistake. Do something by yourself
Happy Elliot Rodger day everyone, I hope it's supreme
Nay
>whiny little bitch
>was extremely privileged, wanted for nothing because he had rich parents
>went to college with his parents' money, bought expensive clothes and a car with his parents' money
>still failed at life through no one's fault but his own
>took it out on other betas instead of Chad
>He was a complete failure. A fuck-up. A butthurt loser to the bitter end. May he rest in piss.
>>28762708
Are you going to post this on every thread? You're like a person going to an event everyone's enjoying and complaining to yourself that the music's too loud.
>>28762708
>He was a complete failure
We're posting on r9k right now, welcome to the club.
I am a tiny fly, buzzing around in a field. Somewhere in the overgrowth of your memory.
>>28762573
I'm sorry chum?
>>28762650
Just lyrics that make me feel senpai. Post yours.
>>28762717
Don't like music with lyrics - more into funny frog pictures.
Anyone have misophonia? There is a stupid fucking cunt behind me on a bus slowly eating crisps one by one. I almost lost it. Cant move seats because the fucking bus is full
>>28762570
Yes. It's gotten worse as I aged.
The worst part about it is that people don't understand. If normal people find their eating habits annoying, I find it fucking atrocious. It makes my skin crawl, pretty much. Just shut the fuck up you piece of shit, I don't want to hear you eating or drinking things. I don't want to hear you crinkling chip bags either.
>>28762644
this fucking cunt is picking them out very slowly and carefully and slowly crunching them almost like he knows its annoying me i think he does actually.
How does one access r9k from le bus?
Hey fellow robots. I'm on the verge of a nervous breakdown and don't know what to do. Can someone please comfort me?
What's happening anon-san? Iktf when you don't have any emotional suport, we're here for you friendo.
>>28762568
kill them all. well give you a holiday
>>28762591
I can't stand my family and I feel like if someone says one more snide comment I'm going to kill myself or them
What is the most useless superpower?
>>28762562
The ability to feel
>>28762571
>being able to enjoy life
>not useful
>>28762583
Feeling is pain
Post songs Elliot was known to have listened to for certain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upnrXooMh4s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_cpAS2zugU&list=PL1-SWXvRdDLZ1XkDcOhw0eZLLsqVpp_Hq
www.youtube.com/watch?=>whiny little bitch
>was extremely privileged, wanted for nothing because he had rich parents
>went to college with his parents' money, bought expensive clothes and a car with his parents' money
>still failed at life through no one's fault but his own
>took it out on other betas instead of Chad
>He was a complete failure. A fuck-up. A butthurt loser to the bitter end. May he rest in piss.
>>28762724
Cry as much as you like, omega faggot, but you'll never be as famous as Elliot.
