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Who else here gets a kick out of writing passive-aggressive reviews online? Nothing quite like (fairly and honestly) venting your opinions on Tripadvisor or Yelp, for a place such as a restaurant. Not saying I go around slandering places, I simply point out the good and bad facets of the experience. Who else is with me on this?
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I haven't left my house in 3 years so I wouldn't even know where I would have an honest opinion about
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>>28766586
You have too much free time anon, why the fuck would you waste your time reviewing some shitty restaurant nobody gives a crap about. Nobody with a decently functioning brain uses Yelp
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>>28766720
Exactly

Nobody looks at a restaurant, pulls out their phone, and checks out Yelp to read shitty reviews seeping with unwarranted self importance. Do something better with your time

Fuck Tinder, I gets N0 matches M8.

Here we discuss how to HACK tinder.
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>how to hack tinder
Use Chad's pics
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not a hack but install it and dont use it for a week. cause when you start using tinder it places women who swiped right to you on the top of your match list
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>sign up
>get 80+ matches in a couple weeks

it's not hard

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how do you make a womon submit
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fear and intimidation.

muteblox
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be chad

chadpost
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Be dominate and gain their trust.

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Is Nurgle the ultimate (Chaos) God of /r9k/?

> Lazy
> Poor hygiene
> Delights in disgusting and fucking with normies
> Hates change
> Fat as fuck
> Promotes NEET lifestyle
> Followers take pride in being rotting away pieces of shit
> Green
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Sure, If that's what you want to think.
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I agree, big fan of nurgle myself. I disagree about the hating change part though. I'd say it's more akin to hating development, as opposed to decay. After all, nurgle is the sole eternal chaos god, and entropy is the way of the universe...
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Khorne slaughters normies


Besides, KEK IS THE ONE TRUE GOD

PRAISE KEK

>decided to build my own pc
>ordered all pc components today
>scared as hell that i cant do it

Im an autistic high school dropout with a double digit IQ. Im 90% sure that something will go wrong and it wont turn on and i will never figure out why. Or that i dont know what to do in the bios or something.
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if pic related can do it then so can you.
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Use legos as practice, pay attention the sound of the snaps and apply that to the pieces
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>>28766282
Yea i saw that. The fact that that made the news is worrying me even more.

Who /vore/ here?

What made you realize you were into vore?

For me it was definitely this when I was little

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Bs6AybzSGs

Any qt pred girls got a kik?
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>>28766202
I'm here. I love vore and am a pred
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Vorebots come out
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>>28766295

thats you? show tits?

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>tfw you fall in love with two different guys
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>Implying women can feel love
top kek
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A fembot thread, on St. Elliot's day! Blasphemy!
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>>28766188

sounds like a backup plan, KEK.

Dump your reaction folder plz.
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>>28766137
Emoji hand cat
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>>28766151
Fish guy from spongebob
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>>28766160
Fucking Marcia

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Who /religious/ here? Personally I think a good church congregation would help a lot of people here, even if you don't believe in anything right now
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church i last went to is gay
bunch of normies that sat and didnt even read the bible
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>>28766086
I'm too stubborn to convince myself that there is a god. I've tried it many times but it only lasts for about a week. I usually meditate and try to be spiritual though.
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>>28766086
I am but too shy to even go to church

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Why are all fembots sluts?
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Because they're women. huehue.
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>in before "I'm not a slut I've only had twelve one night stands with random guys and showed my tits on skype when the guy was really hot."
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Khhv fembot here. Defying the stereotype

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Who /shit at what they do/ here?

>tfw writing a novel and it's complete shit
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>>28766032
Can you post some of it?
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Yeah man, fucking post it. I myself wrote a novel.
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>>28766041
>>28766072
m8s I can barely read it myself without cringing

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how come JAV fans get butthurt whenever their favorite actress gets BLACKED?
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if you are pathetic enough to view pornstars as anything other than walking fuckmeat you deserve every bit of misery and angst that comes with seeing your precious 3D slut getting dicked down by niggers
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Ningen Hagyou roughly translates to "Discontinuing (one's) humanity"

This porno is literally called DISCONTINUING HUMANITY
NIGGERS
which should give you a general idea of how everyone feels about groids in general.
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>>28766399
Trying to take a title of a JAV and twist it to what YOU think it means isnt a very strong argument there bud.

Lets be real. There's probably tons of JAVS with degrading names like that. I mean, being shared by a bunch of men attracts viewers who want to see the woman degraded/humiliated.

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How is your day going r9k?
>Not so good, tell me why.
>Going good, tell me why.
And if there is anything extra you would like to share im all ears.
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Not so good.
I need to get a job but I don't want one because I'll fuck everything up and they'll fire me because I'm useless
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>>28766226
I once had a job, it was pretty nice it was a structured enviorment. I enjoyed it most of the time. Id say go for it anon. Also heres a cute fox.
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>go to lecture
>feel ok
> come home, get urge to drink
> decide against it, take 0.5mg klonopin
> urge comes back, end up drinking 1.5 bottles of wine on top of the klonopin
>feel good right now but i was meant to spend this day studying for finals
> will probably fail all my exams due to alcoholism and depression

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I have this sexual desires that i hate, even going here on r9k seeing some posts tingle my cock. I don't want to feel this way, I DON'T WANT TO FAP. I usually never fap, just wait for a wet dream, but i don't want them either.
And sometimes i wish i was a girl so i didn't have this fucking sexual drive, fuck men and their penis.
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>>28765937

Just like cut off your dick.
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>>28765937
Since the last time i dreamed of being a girl and fingered myself i could no loger fap. HELP ME!
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NO FAP MASTER CLASS WINNING MEN
SURPASS NORMIEDOM, SURPASS URGES

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Why are white people so violent?
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correlation does not cause causation but whatever makes you feel better
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>>28765912
I'm not violent, you fucking cunt
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>>28765912
Blacks commt 50% of all crime in the US, despite only being 13% of the population.

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