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You can't sit here Anon, go away.
I can sit wherever I want, loser
>>28763446
Who's going to stop me? You and what army?
I need somewhere to sit and if you don't scoot over that sentence will be your last.
I'm a time traveler that has come back from the year 2052.
Ask me anything.
will i ever ever get a realu liafu waifu
will I ever get prime teen pussy
did OJ kill his wife?
>be visiting /r9k/
>sees every other post is about praising elliot rodger
>leaves cuz of too much edge
Can tell if everyone on here is serious about this praise of elliot rodgers or is everyone just trying to be the edgiest of the edgiest
and also thsi guy in the pic is a bully at my school and he made my bud go home while crying. FOund this pic of him from a couple of yrs ago. Make him a meme. PRAISE TAYMAZ
TAYMAZ GOIN AT IT NIGGA
>>28763389
yo this nigga dam gamblin all his money away on csgo skins bruh
>you creep her out
>chad makes her loud
This doesn't even ryme you stupid fuck. Are you that fucking dumb?
>>28763345
>you make her puke
>chad pounds her snooch
>>28763395
you know what a imperfect rhyme is you piece of shit? visit /lit/ for a change
My cock is throbbing and fully erect almost all the time now. My cock needs pussy. I need pussy. Please someone give me pussy. But now I need pussy. I'll die if I don't get pussy soon. Just give me some fucking pussy.
>>28763317
Rape Stacy than an hero
gl
>>28763317
Are you a migrant having a sexual emergency?
Go rape some German schoolchildren and then have mama merkel protect you from all repercussions
>>28763317
omg get a fleshlight. it's literally the same thing without the bullshit. why do you insist on having a moving physical body? a fleshlight won't give you a disease granted you keep it to your self and clean, it wont get pregnant, it's not bat shit crazy and clingy. really, you're an idiot. you can get hips to go with it. go all the way and get a doll. screw your social life, or keep it a secret. you have no excuse
We're starting a university, faggots.
Post the class you'd like to teach. If dubs, you become a professor
Hentai 101.
Fapping 201 advanced techniques
>>28763299
>tfw first post took the class I wanted to teach
Penny-pinching 504
Just lost over $100 on online gambling and I feel like shit. What do?
>>28763246
So? you earned the money, or got from the government, what does it matter what you spend it on? you should be more careful though. you should learn from this, thats what lifes about, learning.
>>28763246
reload bro. play some poker.
>>28763337
Shit Advice.
op, just call it a loss and move on, don't play any more.
>girl is into bdsm and wants to intoduce me into it
>she thinks im wholesome
>little does she not know; i've forced fed women, tied them up and peed on their faces, fap to vore, and have had women vomit into my mouth before
Get out you god damn normie.
>>28763268
i am anything but normie
>>28763220
>and have had women vomit into my mouth before
GREENTEXT
There's not enough St Elliot threads and this saddens me.
Please do your duty by creating new ones, bumping them, and baiting normalfags.
>>28763218
It's early yet anon, Most Americans wouldn't have woken up yet. I have a list of 9 threads I plan to create, and I have a stream of the manifesto scheduled to start at 2pm
>>28763218
get the word out on jewbook too. i think seeing st. elliot on their newsfeeds will rustle normies' jimmies and inspire his kindred spirits.
>>28763247
Thank you my friend. I have severe insomnia and lose track of time.
I look forward to participating in your stream. I've also planned to do a group viewing on Rabbit once I'm out of bed.
>itchy under my fingernail
>cant scratch it
>chewing on my finger doesn't get rid of it
...help me
>>28763159
hot water
>>28763166
hey that worked
thanks anon, it was driving me nuts
>>28763159
>jerking off
>balls really itchy so constantly scratching while jerking off
>after cumming, notice I scratched off a layer of my scrotum and there's liquid leaking out and it hurts like a bitch
>still dealing with this shit
>it's 4:30 am and I can't sleep
...help me
![tumblr_mzs5l4lclo1szmw0jo4_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hlm8qol.jpg "tumblr mzs5l4lclo1szmw0jo4 1280[1]")
How can a shy beta male with no college degree who makes 11$ an hour get an intellectual, cultured and artistic gf such as this?
>>28763148
Become a Bernie organiser
>>28763148
>intellectual, cultured and artistic
how can you derive these things from a carefully directed picture
>>28763148
That's not an intellectual. It's a slut in a dress.
>What did you just call me again? Sand-what?
>>28763128
Sand-nigger
>>28763128
Sandwich
Maybe you would hear better if you didn't have that shit wrapped around your face.
>>28763128
careful with that edge kiddo
ox
>Step Uncle found the cum piano
>>28763121
>niece found the rape didgeridoo
>third cousin thrice removed found the ass totem
>godfather guliani found the peepee pastrami
is it worth starting smoking?
i know the 'high' goes away after a while and its just addiction.
what else are the effects?, will it help me socialize slightly better like alcohol or something?
>>28763052
To me, smoking makes me feel slightly relaxed for about 5 mins.
Doesn't help me with anything at all except for taking a shit.
>>28763057
what did it feel like at first when you started?
>>28763079
Just got a bit light-headed.
That's about it really.
Also, I've been smoking for about 2 years or something, and I've never in my life felt cravings or anything like that.
I feel as if I could just stop smoking anytime I want to.
I'm having a hard time believing the nicotine-addiction meme
How ironic that piss and shit failed to keep the normies away from pepe, but billionaire and future president of the united states donald trump was successful.
https://mic.com/articles/143778/is-pepe-meme-racist
>>28763041
But Pepe is a Hispanic name, so he can't be racist against Mexicans
Stop linking directly to their site.
https://archive.is/7bTyK
>>28763041
>https://archive.is/7bTyK
i was laughing all the way through the article. Great stuff.
![post_newzealand_university[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hBWcH0u.jpg "post newzealand university[1]")
