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Any blackbots wish they could wash the nigger off them?
I hate being black. My kind is nothing but trouble and i can't even live near my "fellow" blacks. I don't even have black friends because they all listen to shit music and try to act tough by behaving like apes. Fucking coons, and they wonder why the white man hates us. I am always discriminated against because the rest of my kind, the so called "niggers" make the rest of look bad.
I called an escort once and she refused to have sex with me because i sounded black. Probably because retarded niggers go Chris Brown on escort girls and make them fear us.
Or wash the kaffir off of them in this instance
The US seems to obsessive fetishised their African-Americans. There is one artificially-constructed tribe called "African-American", which is obsessively fetishised by the media and administered by the white liberal majority. Got nothing to do with blacks; the whole of Africa could sink into the sea for all they care.
Coming from a country that is actually run by a 85% black majority, the situation in the States looks pitiful. They just want to make the little black monkey-boy dance for them.
I like being black
>go to university
>automatically cool from the get-go as a result despite being quiet all throughout remedial school
>everyone assumes I know all the new music that they listen to because I'm the sole student in our building from the hub of rap music culture
>everyone assumes I have the hook up
>everyone assumes I'm interesting because I'm from a ghetto background
>black girls at my university think I'm cute solely because I am black
>can still regularly get women of other races due to being racially ambiguous
>certain rules just don't seem to apply to me, I can write a paper about race in america thirty minutes prior to having to be due and still expect at the least a very high B mark due to exceptionally liberal professors
>black female professor offered me her husband who works in my field's contact information for an internship solely due to my "white privilege" essay
>white female professor apologized to me because her presentation had a stereotypical passage about black people in it
Not to mention I genuinely find black people to be very good looking, although many of course may disagree. I admit I do not have many black male friends, besides a mixed race guy who is a Chad, not due to intent but rather the fact that my school is predominately white and blacks are the smallest minority represented here.
I could see hating that many people will assume the worst out of you because you are black, but wanting to give away your heritage, family and race solely because of other people who look like you and act silly to me is foolish.
>>28761669
A black guy in school or college has his pick of women. They will not reject him.
What would you do if you got up one day and your mommy was dead in her bed?
Would you leave the body there and go kill yourself? Or leave the house and run? Or call someone?
>unzips dick
welp
I wouldn't really care that much.
But I'd certainly try to call someone or get some help since I don't want to be pegged as the murderer.
i would call the police and ask how much would it cost for removal of a corpse and then go about my daily routine
My friends, whether you're cleaning a mess, or seeking companionship, remember this. It's not just any vacuum, it's a Dyson.
>fall for the stick dick in vacuum meme
>that mad rush to switch it off when one of my balls got sucked in
>>28761549
>stick dick into extremely powerful shopvac
>doesn't really do anything
>doesn't replicate that amazing feel of getting sucked on
What a joke
>>28761539
>falling for the Dyson meme
Buy a Miele, faggot.
Fuck you all.
You are all little bitches
Worst sub.
>>28761404
this is a board, not a sub
>>28761433
>Ma board
Get over it, loser.
this is my fav sub
/pol/ here you kissless virgins
Context:15 year old whore fucks 25 niggers, plenty of lulz to ensue.
Underage pornographic material of this encounter are being broadcast from twtter accounts which seem to be fans of Beyonce (possibly some sort of jew/nigger sex cult)
Mathew Carrion @XxA1PlatinumxX
Beyonce better be on real fucking soon. Cold play sucks ass. #BAEyonce #SB50
https://twitter.com/lil_boosie4/status/734548654011351040
https://mobile.twitter.com/xxa1platinumxx
Do what you will, but I would advise reporting to the fbi
https://tips.fbi.gov/
May Kek Be With You Faggots
>Being this mad some niggers fucked a white woman
Pol is truly the most cucked board
>>28761416
Fuck Off Sweeden
Shouldnt you be letting muslims rape your women in hordes right about now?
>>28761440
>>28761416
>/rk9/
>Your Women
Sorry for the low blow, bro.
>watch cartoon
>cutest girl is a guy
why
>>28761372
ultimately it doesn't matter, even the whole she is a trans thing
'cause, consider the following : a pic is a pic, you can draw two tangent circle and call it boobs and then tell it was in fact balls...
beauty is in the eyes of the viewer (if you only interact by sight)
the jews are conditioning your mind
>>28761372
What are you on about? Pony is way better looking than that thing.
And from wjat I remember, that teacher was a tranny with a wig.
>the government bugged my ps4 controllers again
>tfw the government reinstalled the brainwave transceiver in my inner ear
>tfw have to scratch it out with a needle all over again
Fuck those guys
>Uncle Jimbo found the poop swatches
>>28761343
>NSA activated the urethra cam
>open /r9k/
>read a couple of threads
>feel a little less happy than i did a minute ago
>close tab
>don't come back
This place is a cesspool of failures.
brilliant work, detective
i dont feel your feels
>>28761307
if you were happy then you didn't belong here in the first place
>finally get a job
>no car so have to use bus to get there
>buses are shit and I'm late for induction
>sorry anon we need someone more reliable
>immediately let go
I genuinely want to die. There's no way to win with the normies
>>28761286
just do what I did
spend years looking for a job that's less than 2 miles way and then walk there on foot every single day
I want to die
>>28761286
I don't know what to tell you
>>28761305
The thing is the job itself is about a 10 minute walk from my house but the induction centre is about 30 miles away and no trains go there
Are big noses ugly or attractive on guys?
>>28761185
Depends on the nose.
Humps usually arnt that bad. Wide is worse
>>28761185
Very attractive goy
why are his eyes so small
How do you find parties?
God, make me remember something.
I was 16 and this nignog threw a huge party.
100 people showed up, including this bald old creep with a sports car. He ended up driving off with this girl I knew. Fug.
Depends on the type of party. Never been to a party with drunk teens or young adults with loud music and drugs but I would probably leave within minutes. Family parties are alright. I just sit somewhere private and my younger cousins always come over to talk with me the whole party. I went to a party at an indoor skate park and it was a really good time. We just rode around doing bmx games and talking. Got to meet a few pro bmxers. Best party by far I have ever been to.
Depends OP, if u like drugs, alcohol, crap music and normies you should enjoy yourself
Who /bad hygiene/ here?
I haven't brushed my teeth in over two months
why though?
this comment is original i swear
>>28761171
enjoy your cavities and the eventual excruciating pain.
Haven't showered in three. My dandruff is now slightly green.
Whenever I jizz while watching porn I think "alright now how would I escape this situation as quickly as possible"
>>28761155
Whenever I'm watching my mom do the dishes and she starts using the steel wool I always imagine what it'd be like to have her jerk me off with it
I kinda get turned on at the thought off all the germs and dirty bits of food that get stuck in it grazing gently across my dick and balls
idk I don't think I'm the only one who does this desu
>>28761155
I sometimes wonder if I could pretend to be Chad on a dating site, arrange a date, humiliate the girl by not showing up, telling her to order because I'm on my way while the real me is secretly taking pictures of her misery and getting hard at the thought of it
>>28761190
you should ask her sometime
As a nerdy introverted guy, are you worse off being gay or straight?
Straight honestly. Society has become a lot more tolerant of gays, and women are fucking terrible. If I was bisexual I would be onto men in a heartbeat. Instead, I get to be alone my whole life. Yay.
>>28761139
Gay if you're cute, dead if you're not.
>>28761139
Straight, since there is less variety in what you can be and still do the nasty. Gays can be bears and twinks, boisterous or timid.
What would you rate yourself out of 10?
Me, in good lighting about a 6, in bad lighting about 4.5.
list is odd. some uglies too high and pretties too low. I'd say im a 5.5-7 because of how far dressing very well can make you look way better ALL over your body.
Im totally average 5/10. Feels okay man
>>28761102
If this androgynous looking thing is an 8, then I'm a fucking 10.
