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What was your first sexual encounter like?
>on a bus ride home from band tournament
>sitting next to asian gf
>snuggling feelsgood.gif
>we've never done anything sexual
>gf looks at me funny
>wtf.exe
>she looks turned on
>cute asian eyes with a smug face
>reaches for my cock above my pants
>oh shit this feels good.gov
>starts rubbing my dick through my jeans
>could not believe this is happening
>reach for her pussy
>have waited years for this shit
>try to go directly for the good
>instead she looks me in the eyes and says
"please no,not inside"
>she looks scared as if she's never done this before
>i say I could handle it
dubs and I continue
>>28756716
CONTINUE PLS
GREENTEXT LEWDS ARE MY FETISH
>>28756410
I remember my uncle stuck his finger in my arse once when I was like 6.
I'm a short germanic male.
me too, I'm 5'4
>>28756908
Let's kill eachother
>>28756963
I need to know how tall you are
Post a picture of that area of your desk that houses your power levels
I've got some more around my room too, and there's another row on the shelf, but this is the most noticable.
>>28756911
I am but a mere infant
>>28756317
Dem legs. I've never seen K-on, but I may consider it now
If you're so smart, why do you want to kill yourself?
I have some good enough reasons.
>>28756296
If you are so smart, why don't you want to kill yourself OP?
>>28756432
Only someone with a lack of rationality would believe that there is nothing to live for.
We fly high, No lie,
You know this
Foreign rides, outside,
Stay focused
Fuck I'm old.
Sup bitches, it's Chad Warden here, aiight, I'mma talkin' bout dat PS tripple
>>28756293
BOWLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN'wow are you fucking kidding me, how was that not original?
should i? got 2 more pictures
>>28756246
this is the 2nd pic out of 3
this is the last pic out of 3
Are you that desperate for pussy that you'd fuck a whale? Come on, nigga.
Good old fashion Pepe thread
>>28756236
Thanks for posting this image, OP. I like it a lot.
Sad times ahead friendo.
Bump for potential
Comment not original enough senpai
Post your gf, take a brand new pic, right now. Gallery of old pics don't count.
Go
>>28756235
>r9k
>gf
Top fukin' kek
>>28756235
That's a really bad pic. Did you do that on purpose or are you autistic? I bet she's pretty at the right angle
mods please take down this thread, i believe it falls under the rate me-/soc/shit category
Some chads and staceys accidentally added me to their group chat and they are talking about throwing a party at their parent's beach house and spending $20,000 in drinks. Fuck these rich fucks here are their numbers :
+16096513401, +17325016168, +16095779455, +17034028567, +16097517493, +17326091096, +16095715361, +16093756512, +16095718408, +16097128634, +16096470086
what the fuck am I supposed to do with this information? Just go to the fucking party you autistic faggot
>>28756252
Reverse phone lookup
OP, you've been given a golden opportunity here by god. Make yourself useful and entertain us by crashing the party.
>tfw I got the twink that I was practing for girls on pregnant
Well holy shit son, I didn't think you had it in you.
>>28756191
you...you got a boy pregnant?
Hope you're ready to take responsibility, anon. I'm sure you'll be a great dad.
>>the only guys who like big tits are virgins
>>28756182
>t. Dumbass subhuman
Tig ol bitties preferring masterrace here.
b-but i'm a virgin and i like all sizes of breasts
Is that a boy or a girl in that picture?
As a vag owner, I gotta say, I'd be so much more down to serve my man--make his meals to his liking, take care of all the nonsense, mind-numbing housework, and lastly but surely, worship his cock come night time--if he (and all men) were respectful of my female servient role. Yeah, servient, not subservient. Give my more gentle, less aggressive role the respect it deserves and you will reap the respective rewards--for I will play my role with pride rather than denial and resistance.
And b4 y'all say "you can thank feminism for the guilt and conflict you're feelin," I will say that I definitely agree that women's studies suggest to women that they should feel like they've been utterly oppressed and disadvantaged to the point they start internalizing a victim complex... But understand that feminism is a resistance to the oppression of the female role and identity, that has manifested in to so many different schools of thought (some conflicting, and others outright dumb).
But the point stands: I naturally want to be your cock slave, and if you want me to perform my best as a respectable housewife, then appreciate your counterpart.
Btw, I lately can't stop thinking about how much I appreciate men and the masculine role. Even if it is totally crippling and restrictive and I'd like to help change that in any way men willingly want to, I gotta say, I am so grateful for the things they accomplish and for being sexy at the same time.
Yeah, I'm tripping.
I'm not quite sure what you mean. You just want us to be grateful? You want a "thank you" and a pat on the ass? (er, back? head? idk) Because I'm down for showing appreciation.
>>28756171
We just have a difficult time acknowledging differences without ranking them. So yes, appreciate my role and then I will feel comfortable and fulfilled playing it.
Of course, it's probably a spectrum, and I believe some girls truly, truly don't want this. But I think it's hardwired in a lot of us.
Enjoy your trip sis
My waifutulpawill never leave me. She's always around when I need her and she'll never hurt me.Waifus are so much better than 3D.
If you don't have a waifu you're not a robot.
Bump
I like tulpa threads
HOW DO I MAKE A FUCKING TULPA, TELL ME ALREADY, ALL OF YOU FAGGOTS HAVE I, I WANT ONE TO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
>>28756573
You can create a totally OC character for your tulpa's appearance but its easier to already have a waifu.
I started by pretending to have a conversation with someone who cared about me in my head. I would think out their responses and eventually I didn't have to think about them, they just came naturally from her.
ITT: We post stuff that triggers robots.
>scales
>insect
>yourself
???
>>28756042
Scale yourself wasp.
Thanks for the delightful advice chad
>"That's him Tony! That's anon."
>>28756002
Am I crazy or is that Tyler the Creator back there?
>>28756002
Im not an aggressive person nor a neckbeard but my fuck would I just want to throw roundhouse punches against these fucking swagfags.
I feel genuinely bad for Tyler, Earl, and OF when it was together.
Their fans are such fucking faggots. Literally a bunch of teens/early twenty year olds who, when asked why they like him, cannot answer because they're just following a crowd. They all like his crude, not-give-a-fuck lyrics, which are admittedly enjoyable, but don't understand why he is like that or any of the subliminal themes in his albums.
fuck
