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>tfw tulpa found the smegma dildo
>>28753905
I'm just about desperate and sad enough to make a tulpa anons wish me lucku
More like chalupa amirite? xD
what in the fuck is a smegma dildo
Who /Bionicle/ here?
>>28753890
>Bionicle
What was the appeal? I remember seeing commercials for these toys when they first came out but I don't understand why anyone would get into their story or various media projects.
>>28753890
i got them when the new ones came in and the old ones went on sale :^)
>>28753917
it was for weebs
>"BRUH, ROASTEDXD"
why do normies of all kin love to harass and bite eachother in the ass so much.
>>28753869
>>28753869
Because most people are mean spirited at heart, and lack empathy. I was probably the same, it is only through my own individual suffering that I matured and developed more understanding. Most of these people have never suffered.
>>28753869
this room reeks of 2004 style
>>28753869
What's up black boy?
>"Hey anon, this is my boyfriend"
>at young professional party with interns from the same company
>ask how long they've known each other
>ask if they're engaged
>ask him what his 5 year plan is
>later that night look over apartment balcony
>he's screaming at her and she's crying
>>28753864
I hope you were a good goy and called her and asked how is she
>>28753864
old copypasta lads
>>28753864
Fucking millenials, incapable of planning further ahead than 1 week.
Good on you, OP.
Can we have a suicide thread? I have about $500 USD, I'm 19 years old.. How can I get off this earth. I don't think I could buy a gun, as I have no way to store it before I decide to use it. I don't have a car, but I can dip into my suicide funds for a taxi.
What's the fastest/most accurate/painless way to kill myself? Pain isn't a dealbreaker for me, but I need to be sure that whatever it is kills me.
Is there like a mircale pill I can buy online that would put me out?
I have no connections to buying heroin or something (as that would be a cool way to make sure I die, and an overdose is peaceful...)
>overdose is peaceful
Pretty naive desu
>>28753878
A heroin overdose seems the way to go, as you're just getting higher and higher until you have a heart attack, or your body shuts down.
Whatever, I don't care dude. I'm just trying to get some answers.
Heard you could get some nembutal online which would make you fall asleep rather peacefully. I don't know where to get it and I'm certainly not recommending you do this because it is not what I'd do if I had the money.
Open wide!
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
You are /r9k/ posting this garbage on a Sunday night when you could be doing something far more productive with your life.
Reevaluate your self worth.
>>28753849
>said the dork that's browsing /r9k/ on a sunday night when he could be doing something far more productive with his life
Hope you don't mind me practicing ballet. I eat loads of beans yesterday, so I can let one go any seconds.
Oh no, here comes one now
BRRRRRAAAPPPPPFPTTTPPFPP
>turn 19 in a few weeks
>still a virgin
You've got a lot of heartache ahead, boy.
>19
That's cute. Wait till you're 25+ and still a virgin.
>>28753772
>saving thumbnails
no wonder nobody loves you
The reason no one loves you is that you don't have anything going for you. You aren't too awkward, you aren't bad looking, you aren't an asshole. Nor are the people you wish you could be with or like though. You just have nothing to say for yourself. You put all your faith, hope and self in the other person, and there's nothing left for you. Simply, you're going nowhere and it's boring.
How true is this?
>>28753736
12% true
no one likes an awkward, shy uncaempt asshole aspie
>>28753736
Sounds like you're projecting pretty hard there m8
>>28753780
No shit, just seeing if /r9k/ might be the same
Only a retard would vote for Donald Trump
or machines do it
>>28753681
that looks pretty idyllic to be honest
Im down with the poopy trump pants
I'm a Jew NEET, and i just bought bacon and beer, getting drunk while listening to retro synth, gonna fry that bacon bitch when parents go to sleep.
r8 my life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reOO1cMTkSg
You're dishonoring the faith by eating that filthy bacon
>>28753675
>Jew NEET
just when I thought you couldn't get any lower than NEET..
>living with parents
>blue ribbon hipster/white trash beer
>shit laptop
3/10
why arent you /communist/ anon?
dont you realize everything wrong with the world nowadays is caused by the internal contradictions of capitalism and it's system of class division and wealth inequality? dont you realize socialism is the only way to have a decent, fulfilling life?
>inb4 muh socialismo doesnt work
how did the USSR go from being a feudal shithole to being the first country in space in less than a century?
accept karl marx as your lord and savior, anons
>mfw comrades dont want to face the truth
accept the real redpill now
Communism reeks of over socialization. Everything is done within a group. Probably the best thing for robots tbqh.
>>28753735
yup. also workers get to take control of the means of production and control their own wages instead of having a guy who sits in his office to decide it all
Any robots/neets here play Civ5?
With all that spare time on your hands it might be fun to play together and against each other.
>>28753545
I was playing Civ 5 until I bought Stellaris.
>>28753545
also -11 gold, wew lad, why does everyone suck at managing their economy?
>>28753545
I play regularly but I'm stuck on level 4 difficulty, no matter what I do theres 1 country thats better than me
RICED
why does white pussy crave the big asian cock so badly?
>RICED
fucking kek anon,thank you
>>28753511
>RICED
Wow that's pretty bad. Almost as bad as whited. Sorry, but nothing compares to the original, the one and only BBC.
>>28753511
RICED
I
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is foken fonnay
How does /r9k/ feel about him?
>>28753404
Edge: The Comedian
who
wait
dont care
I use to like a lot of his bits but I really disagree with some of it. I think drugs are wrong.
I think on some subconscious level some of the things he said sunk into my head like black shirts, not wearing clothes with writing because it makes you a walking billboard. I must of heard it somewhere and then years later started thinking the same thing forgetting where I heard it.
Were your parents robots as well, or are you the first generation?
>>28753394
Mom was a slut who fucked a nigger
Dad was a complete robot, lost his virginity to my mom at 23 and even now barely speaks
>>28753394
Dad was a loser normie. Mom was quiet normie.
Sister was a robot until she turned 30. Brother was a chad in his group of goth friends, then a regular normie after high school.
I was a normie until I turned 16.
My mom was a normie extrovert who went to partiesand got drunk, was in clubs,went to college,had friends and still does till this day. She's a teacher
My dad was a failed normie/robot introvert who moked pot and tripped with the little friends he had, played D+D and listened to alot of music. He does construction and has few friends outside of work.
I'm pretty much my dad to a T.
>Tfw brother was best friend till he became a normie. Now works at a hospital and goes to parties
>Tfw sister is a NEET with panic disorder and watches anime all day or with her 2 friends
