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Women are completely worthless as girlfriends if they aren't virgins.
>You can never truly love them after knowing their past.
>They're a dime a dozen.
>They have no self respect or any for you.
>Sex won't be a special event because she's already thrown that chance away.
>She knows you're setting for used goods and won't think twice about walking all over you.
>If you just want sex you can hookup since women don't offer a reasonable alternative.
>Men make much better companions outside I'd sex
Prove me wrong: OP will die a kissless virgin.
>>29341892
Even if she had sex once?
>>29341892
Being a virgin isn't guarantee that she's not a whore either. Gotta judge character.
Some of you guys answered my questions yesterday.
A very nice anon even gifted me a game.
Before I update the thing decided to ask is doing all the homebrew and hacking garbage even worth it? I dont really mind using neetbux on games.
Current software version is at 10.7.0
Thanks to all those who helped me make my decision yesterday
>>29341576
You should fuck off back to /r/gaming.
>>29341576
>is doing all the homebrew and hacking garbage even worth it
Not to me, but I usually have a lot of disposable income and pretty much got all games I wanted.
I'd suggest you to get MH4U, it's on sale right now.
>>29341576
I was in the thread yesterday. I don't have any experience with homebrew but I think that if you want to use the code for the game that one anon sent you yesterday, you'll have to update your system in order to access the eshop.
Give it to me straight /r9k/
At180cmam I a manlet?
Yes.
Anything under 6 is a manlet
Now go away
Go outside. Idk if you're trolling or not but you aren't be treated any differently really than someone 190cm or anything like that.
>>29341342
187cm demi god here. I laugh at you with my good friends Brad and Chad
Hello, wagie!
I can't wait to make my way to subway later. I'm going to get a delicious sandwich made just for ME by a professional sandwich artist. And of course I'll be choosing only the FINEST and most DELECTABLE ingredients for my masterpiece.
Another day, another dollar.
Subway shill go away
>>29341219
Fellow NEET here. It is always nice to see fellow NEETs living the high life. But sandwiches? We can do better as that.
>>29341219
WE DONT CARE NIGGER
>"I haven't had sex in a week"
>"You think that's bad? Last time I had sex was a whole month ago!"
>"Hey anon, when was the last time you had sex?"
>>29341217
i'm a virgin, because I'm undesirable in every conceivable way.
>>29341217
Virgin, unlike you normies I don't want to risk dying of something stupid as a disease I got from a whore, only because I was too lazy to jerk off. When was the last time you got checked? Oh, never? Well it was nice knowing you(not really), good to know I'll actually outlive scum like you. No wonder you party every Friday, you have to, you may die the next day. Consume alcohol, smoke your weed, and have sex with as many girls you'd, and at last enjoy the coffin.
>>29341217
Oh me? It just so happens that for the past few months I was busy working on my book. In this book I am researching how civilization devoloped.
I came to the conclusion that it was all build up by NEETs. Major breakthroughs in science, art and technology have been done by NEETs.
How's your tulpa coming along?
>>29341202
I don't have the imagination or creative talents to make it happen.
>tfw will never find love, not even in my own mind
>>29342133
Nobody does to start with, that's why it takes hours and hours of forcing to make one.
>>29342327
I tried for several months with no results. I'm simply not cut out for it.
How can i find a gf like this?
>tfw dreaming about her naked body touching my naked body
>>29341152
>How can i find a gf like this?
go to some place where ugly girls gather and start talking to one.
>>29341574
OH OH OH THAT EDGE, STOP IT BRUH
>>29341152
Gotta love average girls with MASSIVE boobs
>solid 8/10
>somehow still a virgin
Fuck this
Normies creeping up on r9k
Why are you pretending to be someone else on the internet?
>>29341120
>8/10
You're in fact ugly, between a 3 and a 6. Also you dress like a norman we don't want your kind here.
My genetics are so fucked up I have little hairs coming out from this area. Who can match my JUST?
>>29340940
Me.
Are you ukrainian or russian?
>>29340957
Middle Eastern
>>29340940
>tfw unusually large hairs proceeding from my nips
>uneven as fuck hairline
>feet too big for my legs
>fucked up eye vision
JUST
>on the verge of becoming alcoholic
>was vomiting one hour before a party my family threw for me
>got to the party and was drunk still
>been able to keep it under raps for the most part, but I was really talky and wondered if they knew since I'm usually not outgoing
fuck. I don't want to drink anymore, but it's the only thing that helps with crippling loneliness and boredom.
>>29340925
Then give up and drink. With some luck you will overdose one day.
>>29340925
I know I shouldn't, and I'm poor as hell, but every day is a new low now.
>>29340925
>but it's the only thing that helps with crippling loneliness and boredom.
Then fucking drink, find yourself drinking buddies and drink. Fuck what other people think and say, your life is fucked and you are done for like the rest of us so fucking enjoy yourself doing stupid shit and then kick the bucket. Life doesn't get fucking better.
>"HEY STACEY ANON LIKES YOU!"
>"Ew gross haha"
>"Shutup!, I just swiped right by accident on him, I'm not actually going to talk to him"
>>29340938
>"OH GOD HE JUST SENT ME A MESSAGE"
>"He said he likes video games"
>"Isn't he in his 20s?"
>"hahaha probably still lives with mom too"
Have you ever looked at your own dick and thought
>Damn, that's a nice looking piece of meat!
And also thought
>I have a real man's dick
>>29340449
Yes
On good days I look at it quarter hard and think "Damn I have big dick"
It's average but it's nice to look at.
>>29340449
Desu that's gay as hellyes I did it anyway
~95 percentile here. Feels good
Yep it's wonderful.
Good morning, wagecuck.
One more long, agonizing day before your two days of freedom.
Another day, another dollar.
Fuck off already nigger.
>>29340444
wagie btfo
>>29340387
Good more long, wagecuck.
Another dollar. Good more your two days of freedom.
One more long, agonizing days of freedom.
One more your two day before long, wagecuck.
Another days of freedom.
Another day before your two days of freedom.
Another dollar. Good more your two day before long, another day before your two day, agonizing, agonizing, wagecuck.
One more your two day before long, wagecuck.
One morning days of freedom.
One morning days of freedom.
One morning, another days of freedom.
>be 15 in high school
>have a small group of around five-ish friends
>half the group hates me
>only really talk to three of them
>two of them, anthony and patrick, start a facebook chat group
>add around 20-ish people
>a /pol/ sperg autist named jacob is in the chat
>girl in the chat
>he tries to get some
>everyone in the chat bullies and fucks with jacob in real life and on the chat
>i just watch him bottle up with rage and let the shitstorm happen and do nothing
>i post lolicon in the chat because everyone else was posting gore and porn, but i didn't know what the context was
>see cop cars outside and see jacob escorted into the car
>oh fucking shit
>at 3pm, get called to front office
>fucking swat team and sheriff
I will continue.
Bumping for interest
Originayyl
>at 3pm, get called to front office
>fucking swat team and sheriff
>the cops say that i harassed the people
>"friends" said i did everything
>tell them to look at the fucking chat
>looks deeper
>cops come back into the room
>"uh there's child porn here"
>"no? it's anime"
>they can't arrest me because i used facebook with an alias and wouldn't admit it was child porn
>get expelled
>get put on a homeschooling program since it is illegal to be under 16 and not be educated
>let me go home
>parents take my pc full of 4chan shit
>call my girlfriend and tell her i won't be able to talk ever again
>just watch tv all day in room for a month
>think the whole thing blew over
>LEL NO
>letter comes to my house
>"come to the courthouse and choose a diversion agreement"
>oh fuck
Continuing soon.
>>29340290
Thanks for the interest, dawg.
Bump, moar anon, moar!
Would anyone like to join a Rabbit room filled with feIIow robots?
We wiII be playing comfy videos.
It's a free to use room that doesn't require you to sign up.
It can hold up to 25 people.
Here's the room:
https://rabb.it/michael.13.36
ANTHEM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ep_WIFJrCJM [Embed]
Press LD at bottom to go to HD and bottom right for text chat. No mic or cams allowed. We will be playing videos and music.
Here's the /r9k/ rabbit skype group:
https://join.skype.com/qnus4lbHOtvA
Thx for hostiin this mike.
>>29340207
>Rabbit Room
>Posts guinea pig
Absolute Harem (no pun intended).
>>29340207
yw, /comfy/ music hour is almost over
stop snorting things
