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Is it weird to have a lot of pictures of naked girls saved, or has it become normal now?
>>29341405
Pretty weird tbqhwy famllama.
>>29341405
societal norms are a spook
>>29341405
depends on the age
Check out the screenshot fellow robots -- I think I can officially say my online business is a success!
Wanna know the funny part? My parents have no idea! I've already surpassed both their ANNUAL salaries and it's only June. I live in their house rent-free, they think I'm 100% NEET so I can just save all my money.
And before you guys call me an asshole, realize that my parents were NEVER supportive of any of my life choices or ventures. They think I'm a computer-addicted fuck-up and remind me of it constantly. Always comparing me to neighbors that are the same age, "oh so-and-so from down the road got a job at Normiez Inc. Sounds like he's quite successful!" -- yeah FUCK YOU too.
It's going to feel so fucking good when I can just toss a bank statement in their face one day and leave like a fucking boss.
>>29341265
well tell us how to do something like this then, faggotplease
>>29341265
I feel good for you anon, can i ask a few questions?
>How did you do it?
>What kind of business do you run?
>What does running the business involve?
>Could we possibly do this ourselves?
That's awesome OP. Normalfags will do that kind of shaming to turn you into a slave like them, marry a roastie and then squeeze out some kids so that your enslavement to those around you is complete and you never experience joy again.
There's nothing better than the feeling of knowing that you're successful and free of society's manipulation. Now just avoid marriage and you're set for a happy life well lived.
>tfw everything is overrated
Sex, drugs, bjs, charizard, etc
Drugs and charizard are ok.
Not worth living for though.
Sex is better if you still have your fren and band.
>>29341249
>charizard
Now you fucked up
Why not just get surgery for your practice gf?
>>29341011
what the fuck is wrong with you?
this is /r9k/ this board is SUPPOSED to be for virgins of posting age or older
but no you fucking normies have to come up in here and pretend that we have fucking "practice" gf's and shit
motherfucker i can't even get a friend how the fuck am i going to get a gf that's strictly for practice?
get the fuck out of here
>tfw see the "cute girl" without makeup
>tfw the "cute girl" says woah you mean you never had braces
Every "cute girl" wears 20 pounds of makeup and has had braces
Good luc with your ugly children sexhavers.
>>29341038
maybe if you calmed down you could get laid lmao
Yawn... oh good morning robots what are you all eating for breakfast? Pic related made some hash browns
YOU DIDN;T MAKE THOSE FAGGOT YOU TOOK THOSE FROM THE FREEZER AND COOKED THEM STOP PRETENDING LIKE YOU'RE A FARMER OR A CHEF JUST OFF YOURSELF ALREADY FUUUUUAAAAARRRK
>>29340976
Generic chicken tenders.
>>29340976
My parents have that exact pattern of dishes. Bought 'em in the 1970's.
Why are you still attracted to adults?
>>29340872
when superior girls exist?
>>29340872
>being attracted to humans
why?
>>29340872
Why am I?
W-why are you?
>youre not a virgin, are you anon haha?
>FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
FUUUARRRRK
>>29340852
n-no...what k-kind of a loser would still be a virgin at my age, haha
>>29340852
>this will be your last laugh, bitch
>Listening to Mike Oldfield
>Dishwasher asks me if it's "happy hardcore"
>I say no, it's Mike Oldfield.
>Next Day
>Same Oldfield song comes on.
>Come around the corner and see dishwasher nodding his head to the beat
>"Happy Hardcore man, alright"
>Yeah....
>>29340838
>anon talks to the dishwasher
>it's worse than we thought, we should call a therapist
What's more robot?
Mike Oldfield or happy hardcore?
>>29340994
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSPuztg4fiE
Who else wants to join ISIS here?
>>29340800
Why would I want to be associated with a bunch of sand niggers
>>29340800
DON'T ANSWER THIS.
DON'T EVER ANSWER SOMETHING LIKE THIS.
DON'T EVER SAY YOU WANT TO JOIN...DON'T EVER EVER EVER EVER, THESE PEOPLE ARE PAID FUCKING SHILLS.
OP LITERALLY GETS MONEY FROM THE GOVERNMENT TO FISH OUT PEOPLE...THEY WILL PUT YOU ON A WATCH LIST AND POSSIBLY VISIT YOUR HOUSE
>>29340819
pls visit me FBI I want to take out barbarian sand nigs with you.
>ITEM REMOVED FROM BAGGING AREA
>ASSISTANCE REQUIRED
>>29340798
>TSA found the restricted fish species I was smuggling
>TSA found the dirty bombs I was supposed to detonate
>>29340798
>why is the machine down
>FUCK they're ALL DOWN
>FUCK FUCK FUCK
Are video game clothes autistic? I just ordered pic related and haven't bought anything spergy like that before, but I really like the mass effect series and thought it'd be cool to wear around.
>>29340669
It's not obvious that it's a mass effect hoodie so you'll be fine
>>29340669
Having never played Mass Effect, it's looks pretty normal to me. Is Maas Effect a widely known game? That could be a problem if it is.
I own that hoodie. The fit is very poor. Would not recommend. Look at your picture; even the model is failing to wear it comfortably.
>that feel when you preorder an xbox one s even though you own an xbox one and ps4 anyway
>>29340656
Thisis a good addition to gaming console collection.
>tfw mei is too OP
>tfw mei isn't to OP
What are /r9k/'s thoughts on Islam? Is this the most robot approved religion?
>>29340649
>cult of mysoginistic fascist authoritarian beta cuckolds
sounds perfect for the average /r9k/ loser
I like how muslims kill gays and trannys.
>>29340662
I can't wait to see you sluts when it takes over the West. Will be ebin :DDD
I want to fug Sharo!!!
That's illegal anon. Sharo is a loli.
>>29340629
I want to_be_Sharo!!
>>29341778
Can I fug you!!!?
how do u stop hating life
I like that snail
>>29340526
me too thats why i posted it
still hate life so won't be able to help much
>find something that won't make you hate it
do that as literally as possible and keep doing it until you start liking it so much it it becomes your life
examples
>going out (for me it's to get fucked up with people)
>drugs lol dont recommend tho
>i dont fucking know get a squad of people like you if you are at uni and fuck shit up. seriously finding people alike you gives you a little faith in the world
