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>tfw robot in Eastern Europe
Is there anything worse? No NEETbux, so have to work a low-end job at some point. Women are even worse than western women as they take after western celebrity women. They go after Vlad Bigdickski and will settle for NOTHING less. Even betas here don't get laid through orbiting. They just hope to get a slut drunk and lay with her that way.
>>29336851
I'm in donetsk
Bad here. Food, no. Water, in well
>Vlad Bigdickski
Kek at least you're funny
>>29336897
How are you surviving with the war?
Who here /pities trannies/?
>hates themselves up to their adulthood when their self hate gets unbearable
>if they're ugly they are fucked
>if they aren't they still have to deal with taking hormones and having to get surgery
>they have immense emotional swings from the hormones
>most likely will commit suicide (41% of all transpeople have admitted to attempting suicide) And that's just people that have admitted it, there are probably lots that lied
>probably abused as children
>>29336840
I wish more committed suicide so I wouldn't have to see their faggy ass posts and anime avatar circlejerks.
We should euthanize them all 2bh fampai
>>29336840
I am not a tranny but let me refute some of this
transsexuals do not necessarily hate themselves. I am a boy, but I would really like to be cute and dress up like a girl, that doesn't mean I hate being a boy
that being said I think those who go so far as to cut off their dick must have some kind of brain problem
Why are girls so fucking shallow about height, a thing which cannot be changed?
see, the mistake you made is you are caring about women's opinions
you need to stop doing that and your life will improve significantly
>>29336831
height cant be changed, but the height of her offspring (children are her world) can be, by refusing to mate with manlets
mantles btfo
>>29336870
I don't care about their opinion, but when it's been a dealbreaker on me getting my dick wet before, it pisses me off.
It's that moment of the day again, anon.
You suddenly stop scrolling and see this pic.
Yeah, this one again. The one that makes you realize that :
-High school was supposed to be "the best time of your life" and you didn't have fun at all
-It's been quite some time now since you left HS
-HS cuties getting married now
-HS Chads got successful careers
-Some of those former HS cuties hit the wall really quick and look like shit now, but you don't feel bad for them : you feel bad about yourself, as it makes you realize tide and time wait for no man
-Even most former "failed normies" got their lives back on the tracks, and everything remains the same for you : you're a bitter friendless virgin
-You don't feel bad for the ones who didn't, because your life is still worst than theirs
It's that moment of the day again, anon.
Oh, by the way :
>2002 is as far away as 2030
>You think this is le years meme then slowly realize it's true
How is 2016 half over already. FUCK
>>29336777
>June 17, 2016
>You feel like January 1st was like two days ago
Tic, toc, tic, toc.
>>29336741
I'm thinking about moving in with my alcoholic sister and seeing if I can get a job and finish what I need to transfer
I'm scared, robots
I'm worried about the USA not being a safe place anymore
I want to hasguns without harassment, I dont want socialism, I dont want religious nuts.
Where do I go? I'm thinking of going innawoods in cambodia, bc theres basically no government there, but theres no cool stuff like buildings or internet
I want to make an offshore platform like miniature version of Mother Base in MGSV, but I'm not sure how I could make money to afford sattelite internet and maintenance, as well as to buy supplies at a port. Plus I literally am barely scraping by, I couldnt buy a boat let alone fund construction of an offshore platform.
>>29336696
I completely agree. I haven't got a plan though. We need to elaborate, get something together.
>>29336696
Cambodia? Just go live in some national park
>>29337543
National parks have rangers all over the place, plus they'll be flooded with preppers and fudds if anything happens (which is exactly what im worried about). I'm worried the US gov is gonna turn full soviet on us, national parks will not be safe (nor could I get away with building any infrastructure whatsoever)
Cambodia has a shitty government but apperently its basically nonexistent in the north bc theres so few people.
Here's to America's shriveled, limp cock and the sad, sad shitposters who call it their home.
Floridafags unite
>>29336676
Palm Harbor robit here.
>>29336676
Brit here. I used to love Florida. How is it today? I haven't been back in 15 years.
>>29336676
Georgian here. You guys have nice beaches.
Who else here quiting tomorrow?
I quit a week ago f a m
You can do it
me, been smoking for a year and having asthma. there were times i smoked 25 cigarettes in 12 hours, I don't know how i'm still alive
been trying to quit for over a year, said it for the 100th time 2 days ago, haven't had one since.
i really want to smoke but my lungs have been in a great deal of pain.
>The virgin walk is real.
Not that anyway outside of 4chan will call you out on it, but yes it's real. Virgin walk is eye contact with the ground,pointless rushing,hands in pockets, taking up the least amount of space possible.
>People know when you have masturbated.
Majority of people don't masturbate until really late at night or when no ones home. They IMMEDIATLY clean themselfs after. Anything has a musky smell after a while and people notice. same with weed.
>You have to slay a few dragons to get to the princess
Everyone has sex with unattractive people including chads/staceys and lies about it because sex isn't a big deal. Lower your standards and practice, then go for the qt 10/10 like everyone else.
>People don't care where you work its that you have income
This one should be pretty self explanatory. Any one who has worked before knows that places like McDonalds have good benefits and shit and its better than no job
>People talk about their interests
Even 4chan. I have met 3 people this year who browsed 4chan. Just dont mention /b/ or /r9k/ say you like /ck/ or /fit/. you know something normal. Also people are attracted to others who are passionate about things.
>You are number 1
the only person to put on the pedastal and treat like a princess or king is yourself. Always put yourself first sounds harsh but everyone else is doing it
>Girls don't love the way boys do
You guys really gotta stop putting girls on the pedestal. especially the 5/10s who think they're 11/10 after an hour of talking to you worshipers.
>You have had plenty of chances to get a gf/bf
Don't deny it, you just let your anger get in the way.
>>29336644
stop trying to normalize me
REEEEEE
I do the virgin walk. I just like to rush to places, walk fast and shit. I just feel like I am wasting my time if I walk slow
>People know when you have masturbated
I just rub hand sanitizer into my pubes. Shower once a week fampai. Don't even give a heck
WHEN YA MOM SWINGS AT YOU AND SHE MISSES
WHEN DA NUGGETZ $1.49
>>29336634
>WHEN YA MOM SWINGS AT YOU AND SHE MISSES
Hey man, do you wanna talk about this?
>>29336634
yo bot, you doing ok?
hmmm thread
post pictures that make you go hmmmm
gib coordinates
need me a good hmm bout now
probably the only fitting pic I have saved
Who else has reached that point where they are completely alone and friendless....and okay? I at least have a job, so I'm a semi-normie....I just go to work, then I come home and read my books, play my games, and my animes, and then repeat.
It's not that bad of a life. I don't feel lonely, I think I did at one point a long time ago, but I've transcended loneliness and replaced it with the bliss of gettin comfy alone in my room and the peace of solitude.
>>29336584
I'm the same except I don't have a job or normal life and I'm not okay at all with it
You think you've transcended it, but it will hit you again
You sound exactly like me. I think I got lonely as a child but I honestly don't even know what it feels like these days.
I still regret being such a massive loner though because it means I'm missing out on experiences and not making memories. Most days bleed together and feel the same.
Also I feel like I'm going to regret not having children. I'm worried that I'll end up as a bitter old man who knows the feeling of loneliness too well.
Would anyone like to join a Rabbit room filled with feIIow robots?
put we will be playing comfy videos and music
It's a free to use room that doesn't require you to sign up.
It can hold up to 25 people.
Here's the room:
https://rabb.it/michael.13.36
ANTHEM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ep_WIFJrCJM [Embed] [Embed]
Press LD at bottom to go to HD and bottom right for text chat. No mic or cams allowed.
Here's the /r9k/ rabbit skype group:
https://join.skype.com/qnus4lbHOtvA
Disclaimer: Videos and music may not always be comfy and may in fact be the opposite of comfy and be not-comfy
Mike pls be my friendo
look at my dick, it's really hot
>>29336501
Based rabbit
Love u all bros
>>29336968
mmm nice cock bro, but try mine on for size
how does this make you feel /r9k/ ?
./12
reverse the genders and it would be true
That's literally me. High standards are a curse.
Just don't be fat, black, or deformed.
>bug lands on ne while i'm trying to sleep
>have to wash that part with soap and water before i can get back in bed to sleep
who /rustled/ here
>go outside for a smoke
>throw cigarette butt into the garbage instead of on the ground
>have to wash my hands so they don't smell like smoke
>need to drink something to get the taste out of my mouth
Smoking is a nasty habit, kids.
>>29336470
>smoking fags
normies get out
>>29336420
>grab a piece of bread from bag
>eat it while rushing to leave home
>hear and feel an audible crunch while chewing
>spit out the twitching abdomen of a palmetto cockroach
>commence a fifteen minute mouthwash swishing session
Why do bugs have to be in my house? Why can't they stay outside?
Why is every woman a carbon copy of other women?
The differences you may see are just a result of influences in their youth.
Literally every woman wants the same exact type of guy.
Literally every woman has the same view on sex.
> if she had a bad experience or can only get non-chads she'll say she has low sex drive.
You will never hear a woman who isn't religious say that she should save herself for someone special.
Every woman who plays tabletop rpg's, just do it because their BF forced them into it, or they're doing it to fuck the nerdy guys.
Women do not genuinely enjoy having a hobby, or being successful at life (if it's not financial).
You can see how they're carbon copies, when you realize that if you can fuck 1 chick, you can fuck them all.
There's just this thin line between being unfuckable and being desired by every woman on the planet.
They're like mindless robots, and those PUA faggots found the cheat codes to having ONS's with everyone's wife.
Biology. Women absorb what men do because they see then as potential mates, they want to pass the best possible things on to their offspring
>>29336402
You're too far gone anon
Women are humans just like men. They are influenced by things like men are, but they still have human emotion and empathy.
It's not very intellegent to dismiss billions of people just because you personally have a difficult time understanding them
>>29336402
>they're like robots
was with you right until that point
curation done by original
