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What do you think happened to this guy?
He was supposed to have a date last saturday, and he seemed really confident he'll get his first GF
I haven't seen him on the news so he didn't shoot up a school or anything, then what the hell happened?
>>29335171
He posted a photo on instagram yesterday of one of his hats. He quoted it with "I like wearing hats. This is who I am..." Maybe she dissed his hat wearing or something and the date didn't go well? Who knows. The way I see it, if everything went great he would have posted 10 videos about it by now.
>>29335210
Wish I knew his isntagram
>>29335294
He posts it on his videos. It's private so he has to accept your follow request.
update on >>29287397
since people asked me to make one, she didn't sign on at all yesterday, today when I woke up (my sleep schedule is shit) she was online, I asked her, this was the end result
sorry for this disappointing outcome, but I'm sure we'll remain friends, maybe some day in the very distant future, who knows.
>>29335136
What a fucking autist you are
The question in this screenshot is different than the one in the last post?
>>29335384
i got berated for the entire thread being told i am autistic so i removed my messages and re-wrote it.
Is being a Pizza Delivery Driver the most Beta job?
The job where you talk to random people at their house every day? absolutely not
>>29335108
How is that any more beta than say for example, a janitor or cleaner
You clean up chads shit and jizz
Nah, pizza delivery boys get laid all the time by women they deliver to. Makes me really wish there was any pizza in my rural ass town to deliver.
took some shrooms about 20 mins ago wondering if anyone else is on shrooms too.
also general psychedelic thread if anyone ever comes :(
>>29335014
I never tried shrooms, but my first time doing a psych i did way too much acid and went crazy.
>>29335364
how many tabs did you take?
>tfw sick of being a broke neet but any kind of money making method irl is either slave tier work that isn't worth the pay or has a need for normie tier skills which i dont possess
>>29335054
Why not just kill yourself?
>>29335105
doesn't sound comfy to do.. at all
>chance of living and being a vegetable or something
fuck that nigga
>>29335054
Sell boipussy online
>Can't stop making weird faces in public
>>29335026
>be in public
>think of random funny shit in my head
>get a shit eating grin face, even sometimes a chuckle
>people think im retarded
>>29335026
>in public
>sitting down in a chair
>used to my comfy bed
>constantly shifting positions because I'm not used to furniture that is deliberately designed for you to not get too comfortable
>>29335026
>indian doctor
>poo in loo memes
>break out laughing
>"what is it" in indian voice
>n-n-nothing
the memes are too potant
>go on 411
>enter last name of oneitis
>1 result
>it's her address
>close the page before I unintentionally memorize it
>mfw
it's too easy folks
your crush owns a house in her name? you 56?
>>29335003
what is this 411 you speak of?
>>29335028
last name only, I'm assuming it's under her father's name
Normies on the outside, robots on the inside thread. Need someone who can relate.
Growing up I was kind of a robot. Kind of an outcast in school but had a few friends. Was always the guy who was just a little too weird for most people. Was completely socially robotic in my late teens until I was 21. I'm pretty normie now. Have a good job that pays well, have a girlfriend, have my own place....
But I still come here because the robot is buried deep inside. I'm just a little bit off, and I'm lost in my own world a lot of the time. My friends and everybody at work recognize this. Mostly they don't care because I'm still fun to be around. But growing up it was hard because kids are evil little shits.
>>29334975
It sounds like /r9k/ just gives you a means to fulfill your social needs. It offers a sense of community with minimal requirements or obligations. That's why I come here, I'm lonely.
>>29334975
>Socially robotic
Going to stop you there normie. There is no such thing as a normie that has robot in him. You're just another normalslime that comes here to feel better about himself.
>>29334998
OP, tripping now.
Im pretty social now, I have lots of friends.
I just feel like the people on this board get what it means to be a social outcast because of being different. Most people don't. Even though I'm not financially a robot.
What are you listening to right now, robots?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNj-vMb9iHY
>>29334961
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yGipyel-3I
I really enjoy this song and I'm wasted so I've had it on a loop
>>29334961
Creep
Because it's the fucking theme song to this board
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NrqmMu0hqE
>tfw afraid to go to the bathroom because I don't want to see my reflection
>>29334939
>tfw watch myself really carefully when I'm looking into the mirror to see if the mirror me is doing some weird scary demon shit
>tfw always looking behind the shower curtain when entering bathroom
Am I silly for doing this or do plenty of people do this?
>look into mirror
>grow throbbing hard
>resist the urge to masturbate
I pity those ashamed of their appearance, who know not such joys as beating off to your own reflection.
>>29335091
No, you're pretty strange for doing it.
> Be me, playing competitive multiplayer game.
> First few minutes in, team talking shit about me and questioning my actions.
> I leave.
>playing online game
>get nervous as fuck for no reason
>in the most extreme cases, shiver like a bitch
>>29334918
It's called ragequitting, pussy
>>29334918
They probably did because you suck.
>tfw no qt Latina gf to give me good hugs
D-e-p-o-r-t
>>29334855
I'm really getting tired of seeing normies do that hand heart thing.
>>29335310
Really? Get mad then
This doggo is so elated to meet this man and shake his hand. Just look at them. Look at the enthusiasm. I'm sure they'll make great partners in crime. Hehe
Jesus is the only partner I need
>>29334822
I like the dog
Now post the gift where the same doggo gets burned/shot/tortured
>men want women
>women only want 20% of men
>other 80% wreck everything and fuck shit up out of anger and frustration
>men agree on marriage as a solution 1 woman for every man
>women forced to marry shit tier men reluctantly
>women are forced to settle by the marriage system for men they don't want to be with
Patriarchy
>>29334796
What? Is this legitimately what they teach you in gender studies?
>>29334796
>women marry themselves, their pets, or game divorce to get around the issue
Nice try
>>29334796
Because all women everywhere are top tier 10/10s. There are absolutely positively no poor, dirty, crazy, obese, addicted, abusive, psychopathic, narcissistic, depressed, ignorant, childish, unappreciative, greedy, morally bankrupt, or otherwise just plain shitty women?
Generally speaking, if all women are going for the 20%, and the majority of those 20% are monogamous, then that means a large majority of women are going to either end up spinsters, or accepting that theyre nowhere near good enough for the 20%.
That means many women will end up talking themselves down out of their unrealistic expectations of men or will be talked down by friends. As these women age, their priorities will change by necessity and nature.
All you have to do is make sure these women stay aware of their own flaws, and how grateful they should be to have a loving partner. Keep the female ego deflated without going overboard and being abusive about it, and youll do your wife a favor by making sure she doesnt end up getting delusional.
ATTENTION /r9k/ AND MODS
PLEASE STOP 4CHAN FOR A SECOND, STOP THIS BOARD JUST FOR A FUCKING MINUTE. GO AHEAD FAGGOTS STOP WHATEVER BULLSHIT YOU ARE DOING RIGHT NOW.
What the fuck is this?
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>>29333883
This whole board is full of fucking pictures of stupid fucking anime girl faces. Many of them too smug for their own good. Since when the fuck did this board turn into faggotry animeme girl central?
>>29334782
summer/ a good majority pf this site is probably into anime, Ironically or no
you need to learn to differentiate between "smug anime girls" (annoying meme shit) and "pictures of asuka"
/r9k/ is not, and never will be, PUAHate, wizchan or reddit, I'm sorry.
Literally none of those threads are against the rules, or even taboo as far as board culture goes. But it's okay anon, you can just hide them so all that's left is cuckbait, women hate and pedo circlejerks.
