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We post some stats and what we would do to/with the anon above us.
Mine
-Girl
-22
-I like reading
>>29332959
Fuck off fembot
This is my board REEEEEE
>>29332959
>Guy
>27
>Kissless virgin making 90k a year.
I would tell OP to kill herself or gtfo this site normalfag
>>29332959
my
exist, I think
like contemplating existence and if I or it even exist
am a wtb transracial universexual
>>29333066
>19
>male
>contemplate stuff with you
>>29332959
>trannygirl
>low luck
>low dexterity
>slightly higher than average intelligence
>low wisdom
>low charisma
>low constitution
>low strength
please let me join your party
>>29333179
Party is full but you can be the generic first enemy that dies in one hit.
>White male
>24
>fat as hell, but generally told I'm attractive
>successful career, self-employed
>not a virgin, lost virginity at 15, spent 95+% of the time since then in relationships
>high IQ and not socially awkward
>played sports in high school but also nationally recognized for knowledge bowl
>still prefer to spend all of my free time playing video games, watching anime, and surfing r9k
Some of us don't want to make it.
>>29333259
>not a virgin
Fuck off normalfag. Go back to your normalfag websites asshole.
I enjoy smoking cigars and posting pictures of myself on r9k even though I'm not a trap or an attractive girl
>male
>21
>5'7"
>126 lbs
>baby face
>socially awkward
>currently in uni
>virgin
>>29333319
>>29333259
>>29333313
You are supposed to say what you would do with the anon above you
>>29333288
I've been on *chan sites since 2003, when I was 11. I'm not going anywhere. And since we're anonymous, I'm in your other threads too. We are everywhere. You respond to our posts. We give you (You)s.
How does it feel to know that even in your refuge, people like me are becoming more and more common as robots learn that they are capable of more than r9k wants them to believe?
>>29333361
I don't play by your rules
I'm >>29333319
>>29333313
I would avoid you
>>29333259
>not a virgin, lost virginity at 15, spent 95+% of the time since then in relationships
Could not be more of a normalfag even if you tried.
>>29333407
Suuuuck aaaaa diiiiiiiiick
A thousand dicks
>>29333420
Yet I've spent the last week spending 12+ hours a day watching Vietnamese finger puppets, and I play visual novels, so what does that say about robots?
>>29332959
If a guy posted the same.
-Boy
-22
- I like reading
corny anime boy picture included, would have never this many replies.
-female
-22
-105 lbs
-want to find cute shy robot bf
I wish I could find someone to cuddle.
>>29334682
Hey, Im not shy, and not robot(considered a failed normie by robot standards). But fuck that, im gonna take the chance away from shy robot. You can cuddle with me instead.
6'5"
23
Male
I have a 10" tiger oscar that is two years old.
>>29334880
S-sure if you want to. How tall are you?
>>29334880
*unsheaths katana*
leave the lady be
>>29334682
huuhhhm uh hhi i'm anon uhh nnice to meat you
wait no crap
i mean nice to meet you
>tips m'lady
>>29334952
-6'2
give details, will send msg/add/etc I dont care
>>29335007
Hey little pal, how about you go off back to the /r9k/ board where you can read more on how to stay a failure. ^~^
>>29335007
Hey, answer one question.
If I were to take the form of any animal, which kind would it be? You would have to fuck me as that animal before we started dating.
>>29335010
Eh, sorry. I only like really tall guys, like 6'5.
>>29335050
i don't have sex with animals sorry that's animal abuse
lmAO
it's okay if that disqualifies me from dating you
>29335065
I'm still literally growing, 6'0 about half a year ago
taking testosterone hormones so I'll never be king of manlets.
>>29335094
This is hypothetical, you're not really going to sex an animal. I'm just curious what kind you prefer.
>>29332959
>Girl
>"I'm a grill btw xDDDDD!!!!"
Fuck off attention-seeking whore.
>Male
>23
>2 degrees and no job
>>29335144
>male
>21
>would bring booze, drugs and a whore for us to spitroast and just hang out
>>29335195
God I really need to get hammered to ward off the feels
good thing I live with my folks and my mom don't like booze so there's none in the house.
>>29335127
oh ok. maybe a dolphin... i can pretend it's just a double mermaid or something
then i could hold on your fin as we majestically ride the waves, together
>boy
>20
>official /r9k/ namefag
>also plays vidyagames and likes drugs
>>29335228
>tfw I used to be a tripfag on here like 3/4 years ago
>tfw I kinda miss doing it and having people remember things about me
felt like some people kinda cared
>>29335249
why'd you stop anon?
>>29335225
cutting loose and unleashing yourself every now and then is good for remaining somewhat sane.
All the more reason for you to go get blitzed and carve open some slut's flesh. It's therapeutic.
>>29335261
I don't really remember to be honest. I think I just started to feel like it was too much or something. My video game names are all still based off of my trip nameand I'm still friends withswamion steam
>>29335272
yeah I might see if my friend wants to go out and get drunk tomorrow night but I think she said she had stopped drinking :/
Mine:
>18
>guy
>probably going to be put in a mental hospital soon
Boy, 19 in August
R-really lonely
>>29335300
>>29335304
desu stop going on here its just gonna keep making you depressed.
>>29335300
>>29335304
>>29335314
no stay here
nothing bad will happen trusd me :D
>>29335314
Nothing makes me feel better so I might as well commiserate with other depressed anons here. People understand here
>>29335336
guess I'm getting sucked in again huh?
>>29335342
letting the depression grip you towards sweet nothing. same as me
>>29335304
>>29335314
>>29335336
daily reminder that you can never leave this place, even if you do manage to leave and not come back, you can never scrub the marks /r9k/ has left on your psyche
>>29335353
>>29335336
>>29335314
I thought being around people with similar problems would help me solve mine but it doesn't ;_;
Just makes me realize how hopeless we all are.
>>29335226
That's pretty gay, anon. I could never be with a man who wants to fuck dolphins.
You're all horrible at following rules. I can't event play this goddamn game because the one above me never posted stats. Aaaaaannnyyyyywwaaaay
Grill
18
That's al I've got going for me, lads.
>>29335352
shit I remembered my tripcode correctly. nice
>>29335353
like a past lover a part will always remain with you.
oh yeah, that's why I left. I became a normie briefly.
>>29335367
see >>29335352
>>29335367
I kind of find it comforting
talking to anons on here helps me forget how crippling lonely I am.
>>29335400
are you going to vote for trump or hillary?
>>29335352
Pretty much desu. I'm gonna be here until I either completely lose my mind, die, or somehow get better against all odds
>>29335400
P-pls post a tasteful and non lwed picture, I haven't seen a girl that wasn't a stock image or some celebrity in months
>>29332959
>guy
>24
>340lbs
>5'6"
>3" dick
>khv
>friendless
>janitor (IRL kind, not hotpockets kind)
>like reading and vidya
>straight
>ready to fucking die now
>>29335400
introduce you to my gf so she can make a friend
m
23
i eat ass enough to make gf quiver
>>29335043
>spiral knights
OH SH*T boy this is my game!
you play this game as well
I haven't played it in a while
I just hope gray heaven has plans for this game
>>29335421
Neither, I don't live in America. I take it you do, so who are you voting for? My guess is Trump since you're on r9k. Am I right?
>>29335374
to be completely honest my friend i would never want to fuck a dolphin they are scary fish monsters
why did you ask me about animal sex in the first place
>>29335446
>>29335431
I'm gunna stuff my thumb up your ass because it looks like something I would do anyway. I just have that face.
>>29332959
>26
>female
>I love biochemistry and tennis
>>29335450
Yay, I want to make a friend! Seriously though, let me be her friend. I'm sweet, I promise
>>29335460
I actually didn't vote for anybody because I'm a pizza shit, but if I did vote I probably would've voted for bernie cause
that being said Dongald brumpf is the most entertaining thing to happen in politics since bill got head from that secretary.
>>29335488
would you like to play raquetball? I haven't played in years and I miss doing that with my friend who moved across the state.
There seems to be a lot of fembots on this thread
>>29335462
Stop replying to me, you weirdo. You sound really creepy.
>>29335530
ok thanks i will
have a nice night
>>29335400
I would go to a museum with you
>22
>male
>virgin
>not fat
>I like music, vidya and art
>Study software development but I suck at it
>>29332959
>22
>male
>kissless virgin who likes to draw
>18
>male
>work at a Cafe Du Monde down my street making minimum wage
>really like to play Low brass instruments
>like playing League every now and then
Pic related, me in high school.
>>29335556
are you good at drawing? you should post something you've drawn.
>>29334682
-male
-24
-6'1" 165 lbs
-want to find a cute shy robot gf
-needs a like-minded girl to spend the summer days with
-loves reading
-making an awesome sandbox rts/rpg for pc
>Male
>20
>A lot of girls tell me that I'm cute, I've had multiple gf's (online and offline)
>Recently started my own company, harder than expected but I believe I can pull through
>>29335488
Unless you majored in it, no you don't
>>29336473
>male
>18
>studying biochemistry
I would ignore and avoid you.
>>29336517
Maybe, maybe not, I'm very quiet and tend to hang out with nerdier people so that's somewhat debatable
I spend my days playing vidya so I'm nothing special, I've been online dating the moment I left highschool because I can't be bothered to go out and socialize
>>29336833
Why are you talking to me ma'am?
Why are you telling me about your dating life? Are you trying to take advantage of me, a barely 4chan legal 18 year old?
>>29332959
>23/M/Cali
>Enjoy reading and chewing cinnamon gum
>>29336923
I'd take you cruising for phat booty hoes lil nigga
>>29332959
18
male
black
texas
anime
videogames
reading
programming
going to uni the the fall
26
Male
Mexican
I like cooking, cars (machines in general), vidya, reading
>>29337113
Smoke a blunt and watch Yu Yu Hakusho.
Funny enough this is the exact same thing i do with my black friend whenever i visit.
>>29337113
Wow. Almost everything in common. Good thing I don't live in Texas though.
What are you majoring in?
>>29337203
>Good thing I don't live in Texas though.
what do you mean by this?
also Computer Engineering
>>29337235
Well, it's Texas, what more can I say about it?
>Computer engineering
Nice. I never really got into programming.
I'm >>29336517
>>29337283
yeah It's easy to understand what's bad about Texas
anyway I'm going to bed it's way late for me to be post on 4chan
good night anons
>tfw you're taking the same course as my sister but she's going to Johns Hopkins and I'm not on her level...
>>29337081
I'm not into that I like the shy girls
>>29337711
So you're a lesbian?
I feel like this should be an original comment.
>>29337795
I was just trying to be relevant, I rarely post and I felt like doing so, sorry for making you feel this way, I don't think I'm cool in any way, I am blessed though because I look decent but that's about all I have, I understand what it is like to some extent not to have any friends or not be in any relationships because I've dated a few girls like that and honestly they dont deserve to be friendless
