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Lets get a women hate thread going
Womens only use is to keep males happy by being a hole and will soon become fully useless when we have advanced sex robots that can satisfy a mans need better in every way
thank god for this thread
> all women like to be dominated in bed just like im the rest of life they want to be leaded and used cause they are to stupid to do anything without a man leading them
>>29330390
> discouraging femaly intelligence
> implying there ia anything to be diacouraged
Kek
![Rob-Pattinson-s-Matt-Sayles-photoshoot-robert-pattinson-and-kristen-stewart-9213503-1707-2560[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/J5N9aGA.jpg "Rob-Pattinson-s-Matt-Sayles-photoshoot-robert-pattinson-and-kristen-stewart-9213503-1707-2560[1]")
I have found the first and foremost thing you have to have to be attractive to women, /r9k/. Can you guess what it is?
A good jawline
>>29330354
Social competence? I think that's it, cause I'm able to attract a specific type of girl by coming off as a mysterious loner; But all it takes is one spergy conversation to deter them forever
>>29330354
be wyto piggu?
If you ever go outside you're not a real robot.
Where are my agoraphobic brothers and sisters? Let's give each other support ITT and give out tips on how to make it not going outside.
>>29330275
Honestly, with all the online college courses and remote/off-site jobs these days, even agoraphobia isn't a valid excuse for being a NEET.
>>29330275
You can't even go outside at night? That must suck.
>>29330356
Not really, why would I even need to go outside in this day and age with the internet.
Robot rate thread, face or body edition
>>29330269
Why are you shaving your chest, OP?
Unless you're just hairless, in that case I'm sorry for you
>>>/soc/
Moronic normalshit
>>29330269
a. you're not a robot
b. you're a pathetic attention whore with other personal issues
c. you will always be alone because you will never settle for one person but for the desperate admiration of multiple people
>gf of 1 year told me she let her dog give her oral (to orgasm) when she was younger (teen) and recently at 22
>got mad at me when she snapchatted a vid of her dog licking her lips and I said i was grossed out
What the fuck do I do
>>29330229
forgot that these two events are 3 months apart
pls respond
>being cucked by a dog
>>29330306
She didnt know me then and was very clinically depressed, not an excuse but at least it was not during the same time.
ITT we share small things that make the horrors of existence easier. Ill start:
>woke up this morning not consumed with self loathing
>can actually afford groceries this week
> managed to actually do my uni assignment so now i wont get kicked out.
Not much, but definitely an improvement over other days
>can actually afford groceries this week
That's a great feeling when you're in money trouble, happy for you anon!
Also,
>lost 5 pounds in the last month
Pretty happy with myself desu
About a month ago I went to a friend's house, along with another friend. I hadn't interacted with a friend in over a year before that (hadn't even spoken to them until the week before). It was extremely awkward but I'm glad I went. I don't know what to do now though.
>>29330328
Cheers, it is a good feel eating something more than rice and baked beans
Congrats on the weight loss
Just found this channel
That hair
That voice
Those manners
Is she a r9k incarnation ?
>>29330182
holy shit she is annoying, her voice is terrible
>>29330182
saw her music video for her latest song, she is verging on ugly. something not right about her face, there's nothing cute about it.
>>29330182
I once chatted with her on omegle, I confirmed it was her.... and, she was... kinda robotic desu. Like girly robot. Awkward but still desperate for attention, even thou she gots a lot of it on the net.
How do you deal with the soulcrushing fact that you missed out on teenage love and are now so far behind everyone else that catching up is almost impossible?
>>29330174
I try not to think about it until I see threads like this.
Then I get sad
I spend my free time focusing on my hobbies or hanging out with my friends.
It's honestly not that bad. I was real anxious up through about 20 and then I just said "fuck it" and moved on.
>>29330174
I know that girl. She held my hands once.
>there are people on this board RIGHT NOW who don't live within walking distance of the ocean
Explain
>>29330171
the coasts tend to be where the worst kinds of normie scum lurk, i'd rather stay in the midwest
>ywn live in a summer villa by the Mediterranean Ocean
>>29330193
What the fuck do you do when there is no ocean
All posts ending in 3 decide things I buy at the grocery.
I'm hungry robots help pls.
A shopping cart full of condoms
Macaroni & Cheesey
>>29330167
she's gonna get diseases in her vagina
Fembots, would you dance on a robot boy's face?
Think about all of the times that he's sent you mean comments and made you feel frustrated or sad!
>>29330152
stupidest thread on here
>>29330190
WRONG!
It's an important topic that must be discussed.
why do white people dress like they have autism
Who /newsincerity/ here? I'm so tired of all the irony. Yes, call me contrarian (it's 4chan), but it's overdone with the post- and meta- iterations. This applies to more straightforward things too. I'd much rather look at girls without makeup than chemical peacocks.
The entire internet is in a very meta post-ironic era right now and there's pretty much nothing you can do about it.
>>29330215
The internet and real life have become one and the same. It's scary to me.
>>29330295
Well that was to be expected considering everyone these days carries around access to the internet in their pockets.
>>29330058
greentext the cheating story please
i'm in a depressed mood
>chromebook
and nothing of value was lost
>>29330089
This
Robobloxox
Delicious Bunghole. Moar!
How do you cope robots?
>>29330037
Weed pretty much
>>29330037
>Weed
Thats pussy shit dude
pic related
basil
I can't stop thinking about how I'm gonna die. I'm so scared of mortality and being stuck on this rock. I never wanted to be born. I never asked for conciousness. I envy the animals who live and die without being able to ask "why." Anyone else have a fear of the existential? I need to find someone to talk to about this.
>>29330011
Dubs speaks the truth. Reality is cruel and pointless and none of us asked to be here. 90 percent of life is pain and ultimately the universe will evaporate one day.
Seriously what the fuck even is existence. Atoms are neutrons protons electons etc. Those are made of quarks- but what are they made of? Is time an illusion? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
yeah
I don't think I envy animals
they have a lot to be afraid of
I don't know who or what is enviable anymore
I want to die very badly, but I don't know what dying means
>>29330072
Think about it. What is the absolute best-case scenario for us? We live so long that your very existence is nothing but pain, confusion, and if we're lucky, narcotically-induced stupor. We live so long until our bodies finally can't function any longer and we painfully die of old age. We become a cruel mockery of who we were, before our corporeal shells finally give out. Life is suffering. Where is the good in that?
